Vampires Beware
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on August 15, 2008
Romania, 1894.
A squalid inn outside a rundown castle on a night as black as ravens' wings. After exchanging the bulk of my coinage for what passes for drink in this place, the barkeep offers to sell me a box of protective relics for my journey homeward.
As I released the catch and opened the lid, I smirked at the trinkets, and the simple naivety of these peasants and their superstitious beliefs. I drained my glass and headed for the door.
I placed my hand on the door latch, and turned for one more snide look at these country simpletons. Outside a hound bayed. Another joined in. And another. Soon, it seemed as if the entire town were awash in their mournful song, and it quickly rose to a frantic, feverish yelping that tore through me like an icy wind.
I dashed back to the bar, slammed my remaining coins on the table, snatched the box from the barkeeper's grubby hands, and rushed to my awaiting carriage, praying that I would make it out of this dismal town before the shadows closed around me.
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Recreated in five colors plus silver foil on a blood-red tee.
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Ian Leino
Romania, 1894.
A squalid inn outside a rundown castle on a night as black as ravens' wings. After exchanging the bulk of my coinage for what passes for drink in this place, the barkeep offers to sell me a box of protective relics for my journey homeward.
As I released the catch and opened the lid, I smirked at the trinkets, and the simple naivety of these peasants and their superstitious beliefs. I drained my glass and headed for the door.
I placed my hand on the door latch, and turned for one more snide look at these country simpletons. Outside a hound bayed. Another joined in. And another. Soon, it seemed as if the entire town were awash in their mournful song, and it quickly rose to a frantic, feverish yelping that tore through me like an icy wind.
I dashed back to the bar, slammed my remaining coins on the table, snatched the box from the barkeeper's grubby hands, and rushed to my awaiting carriage, praying that I would make it out of this dismal town before the shadows closed around me.
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Recreated in five colors plus silver foil on a blood-red tee.
whitneyann
First comment! I love this shirt--I'd wear it in a heartbeat!
SM Designs
Awesome! $5
abeadle
whoa, nice shirt ian!!$5
NomadSlim
Great for halloween and you could wear it other times without it being too halloweenie. Hahaha... Hollow Weenie.
Also, what is the thing above the mirror?
zipperking
Awesome!
ivejustquitsmoking
Way cool!!
ISABOA
kicks ass - 5$
ISABOA
the iron thongs are a really nice touch
abeadle
also, nice creative writing!!
courtney pie
ewww at that head!
rad tee
chelly
so good!
Brandar Ellis
very cool, i didnt even know some of those things could defeat vampires. a screw?...
5$ :)
Brandar Ellis
i mean a nail* lol
FRICKINAWESOME
Ha, everything a vampire hunter needs! I'd love to see the mirror and a few other things in a bit of foil, which could reflect some light which would screw with the vampires even more!
againstbound
Cool!
Ian Leino
Wow, thanks for the comments so far, everyone! I researched everywhere I could think of to find ways of disposing of, or at least annoying, vampires and so came up with a few things outside of the common knowledge (such as the silver nails - meant to be put through the temples). Also, above the mirror is a flint and steel - the Zippo lighter of the romantic era.
And, as FA noticed, all the silver elements would be printed in silver foil.
lunchboxbrain
great shirt for Halloween and everyday vampire hunting. 5
cyanidee
theses are done to death but this is my fave so far $5
CuteTeezRule
Love it! $5. Buffy/Angel fans would love it.
jacobimh
This is great. This is great. Then I could look at it when the time comes and see what I have available.
I wanted to be first poster. Who is this WhitneyAnn anyway. She probably doesn't even exist. I'm sorry - I'm ranting ... ;)
opifan64
This is awesome! $5
Mr Rocks
nice idea, $5
phones
ace! just watch out for Jewish vampires- that crucifix will be useless! $5
Imxyour_rushmore
that model is adorable!
discuss
I like this concept. Great jorb.
slaterock
very very rad. $5.
dacat
instant love $5
jstumpenhorst
great job ian!
yeohgh
SUPER LUVVVV!!! SUPER COOL!! $5
Not So Deep Blue
as a vampire, I have to watch out.
$5
herky
awesome, love the holy water bottle.
lemonalle
very nice!
Apparat
love it.... perfect for go out and hunt some vamps.
Kawashima
ah. nice :) love the composition, and the red tee is a nice touch
smitten kitten
nice
Marcus Kendig
cool! 4. score mine :)
BubuSam
You always did amazing shirt!
juggalo5671
im a lil unfamiliar with some of those anti-vampire methods, like those berries, and that coin above them (i think it's a coin anyway) but i still like it, so u get a 5 ^_^
Muckl
Awesome²
5$
dream_vortex
great! and love the tee color $5
onaricegurl
what can i say?... $5!
TheZeroKid
Gotta love vampires. This is the first shirt in a LONG time that I'm scoring, so I'm glad to say I'm giving this a $5!
Susamie
I love love love this shirt! but i also love vampires. so please take it easy on them. but i still love the shirt
walmazan
love it $5
Jim.
ha loves the thumb pic :)
$5
xshrinkwrap
love it!!!
fantastic short story, by the way.
d3d
nice one
elwood78
this is fantastic!
unless of course you're a vampire...
5
nielquisaba
love it! 5
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