El Chupacabras grew up in a log cabin in northern Kentucky, where he later gnawed down a cherry tree, killing several bears that were threatening small children and thus saving them. Although they were then struck by lightning and killed, Chupacabras nonetheless got his first taste of serving the public good. And human blood. And he wanted more. Public service that is. He attended Yale, then Princeton, then Harvard, then the University of Nashville, and got his degrees in Goat Management, International Relations, Hematology, Cryptozoology, French Literature, Law, and Ceramics. He served overseas for four years, on a cruise ship where he was eventually promoted to head waiter of the Tiki Mango House of Pancakes, Upper Deck. After so much personal sacrifice, finally it was time to throw his hat into the political ring. First, he bought a hat. Tragically, he later lost it in the earless goat stampede of '05. But he bounced right back and three years later he organized his historic run for whatever it is he's running for. He was not at all daunted by the fact that all chupacabras have the exact same name, he’s sure he will stand out! He is ready to heroically protect (not massacre!) this nation’s livestock. His running mate, Yeti, also has some kind of qualifications. Vote Chupacabras, a leader leading leadership. Because those things you heard were rumors!

Looks great as a poster too!

um, love it. except.....it should be "El Chupacabra" I know that both chupacabra and chupacabras are accepted, but i think the s makes it seem like more than one

Well that would be an extremely minor change. I've always heard chupacabras as singular, but either way, it's not hard to change at all, if need be.

Ha, I was just looking around and it seems it should lose the 's' .

Anyway, if anyone wants to see the picture at a better quality, just check out my flickr photos in my proflie.

Adorable! I'd love to have this shirt! I really like the "return to paranormalcy", very clever.

Ha! Love this. Whether it's Chupacabra, or Goat Sucker, yelling the name is helluva fun.

GOAT SUCKER!!

More shirts should have that.

I think it is chupacabras, with an s, since its cabras (which means goat in english) that is "pluralized"..... well, whatever, the shirt is awesome!!!

Hahaha, we'll figure it out evntually.

Not too shabby.

I love your description as much as the shirt.

Very clever! I'd hang this in my office and your description rocks!

haha nice story!

this is all too much to read. my brain hurts

Very original idea, good job.

(It can be Chupacabra or Chupacabras, but the latter is less common)

And I have to give this $5, just for the amazing design and awesome story. I would definitely wear this.

Thanks for all the comments so far!

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I want to buy this today!!!!!!

You're a writer. And a very good one.

Love it

If Chupacabra is going to be plural wouldn't El have to change. "Los Chupacabras"?

Well it doesn't matter anyway, because it got a crappy score. But thanks to anyone who voted generously.