How the world views 'Mericans.

Well poo on the world

You mean the world isn't right?

Screw that, I'm hopping in my Hummer and going to McD's for sack of burgers.

Screw them.

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas

That's all on a good day

YEHAW!

i like this shirt. eXpecially in cream. 5

great little riff skeev. I think every line except 1 works for this character. This guy would never think "I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag " cause that just aint 'Merican!

inspiration

heeee nip
'Merkins!

hey I dont view mexicans that way . I actually know a very sexy Mexican women I think about her when I think of mexicans she should have her own shirt Mexican women are sexy do a shirt like that

and you know what every time I see a mexican they are working or looking for work or being sexy so I dont know

'merican not mexican!

"How the world views 'Mericans"

Not true, he should be holding a gun for a start.

True, wouldn't work for this. But for the Asshole song it worked perfect.

How the world views 'Mericans.

So you speak in behalf of the whole world? How noble of you.

Bounds sister is mexican.

Man, how'd you model my gut so well without a picture of it?

You're a faggot Frickinawesome!

his henchmen have guns... he doesn't need any right now... But if you were around him you should behave as if he did have a gun. cause he might have one concealed.

-I didn't include a gun, cause people rip designers a new one on this site for the use of guns on a shirt. Just something I've noticed. Same reason I didn't include a skull.