How the world views 'Mericans.

Well poo on the world

You mean the world isn't right?



Screw that, I'm hopping in my Hummer and going to McD's for sack of burgers.

Screw them.



You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable

Hot pink!

With whale skin hub caps

An all leather cow interior

And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights

YEAH!

And I'm gonna drive around in that baby

At 115 miles per hour

Getting one mile per gallon

Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers

And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side

And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it

You know why?

'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!

Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons

Okay!?

Russia, Germany, Romania

They can have all the Democracy they want

They can have a big Democracy cake walk

Right through the middle of Tienemen Square

And it won't make a lick of difference

Because we got the bombs

Okay!?

John Wayne's not dead

He's frozen!

And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"

And he's gonna be pretty pissed off

You know why?

Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well, multiply that by 15 million times

That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be

I'm gonna get "The Duke"

And John Cassavetes

And Lee Marvin

And Sam Peckinpah

And a case of whiskey

And drive down to Texas

That's all on a good day

YEHAW!

i like this shirt. eXpecially in cream. 5

great little riff skeev. I think every line except 1 works for this character. This guy would never think "I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag " cause that just aint 'Merican!



inspiration

heeee nip

'Merkins!

hey I dont view mexicans that way . I actually know a very sexy Mexican women I think about her when I think of mexicans she should have her own shirt Mexican women are sexy do a shirt like that

and you know what every time I see a mexican they are working or looking for work or being sexy so I dont know

'merican not mexican!

"How the world views 'Mericans"



Not true, he should be holding a gun for a start.

True, wouldn't work for this. But for the Asshole song it worked perfect.

How the world views 'Mericans.



So you speak in behalf of the whole world? How noble of you.

Bounds sister is mexican.

Man, how'd you model my gut so well without a picture of it?

You're a faggot Frickinawesome!

his henchmen have guns... he doesn't need any right now... But if you were around him you should behave as if he did have a gun. cause he might have one concealed.



-I didn't include a gun, cause people rip designers a new one on this site for the use of guns on a shirt. Just something I've noticed. Same reason I didn't include a skull.