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on May 6, 2008
This is Guy Smiley for Channel 12345's Super Ultra Whiz-Bang Action News Team! I'm reporting live from the Harpo25 & Frickinawesome Land Amusement Park, standing just below the roller coaster known as The Soul Gobbler as a Crocodile the size of fifty zombies just crawled its way out of a polluted pond and is engaging in an all-you-can-eat human buffet with unlimited refills! No jaws of life can be used except to pry the run-amok Croc's jaws of death apart to free the innocent patrons inside its ever-hungry belly! This is one roller coaster tunnel you won't be seeing the other end of in this lifetime! Sources say the only thing that will quench the mutant Croc's appetite is a million pounds of Caesar salad or a constant influx of 5$. This may be our only chance to save more cartoon character's lives!
High resolution shots of the coaster carnage will be forthcoming. Back to you in the studio for results of the 15th Annual Fish Lips eating competition, Bart!