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Submitted on:
May 07 '08
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Final average score:
1.69 out of 5
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band-it
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i don't get it. care to comment with what you think is going on?
ginetteginette
ginetteginette on May 07 '08
somebody be gettin' baptized!
$5
MeloRuff
MeloRuff on May 07 '08
if you don't get it and you did it what hope is there?
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on May 07 '08
Did they just pickle themselves? :)
ginetteginette
ginetteginette on May 07 '08
hope?
this image is full of it.

WanderingBert
   WanderingBert on May 07 '08
It's perfectly clear to me- That man on that ladder is holding that man's head while dipping that man in to that container that is full of that blue liquid.
ginetteginette
ginetteginette on May 07 '08
i bet it's fountain of youth water.
olie!
   olie! on May 07 '08
I don't get it either. But I love it anyway.
nintendofan
nintendofan on May 07 '08
i think he's dead

or he couldnt find a toilet and only a container with liquid and he needs to bathroom it up in the container

also he's handicapped
band-it
   band-it on May 07 '08
you guys are right
fradancis
fradancis on May 07 '08
looks like a baptism
cyanidee
cyanidee on May 07 '08
theres no way he could hold a guy by his head like that so clearly it's a replica doll that he is putting in a jar to preserve his image.
band-it
   band-it on May 07 '08
duh
empiricist
   empiricist on May 07 '08
I think that the guy in the green is dipping the guy in red so he becomes soggy like a cookie and eaten.
Keter
Keter on May 07 '08
No, Schlomo, a thousand times I've told you...the dentures come out of your mouth before you put them in the glass! Oy vay! Such a yutz you are! Ok, but this is the last time I breathe the life back into you! The next time and you are kaput, I tell you!
SoldierofGondor
SoldierofGondor on May 07 '08
5. Diggin' your style like usual.
Pixtoons
Pixtoons on May 07 '08
Doesn't need any explanation. It's better that way.
David T
   David T on May 07 '08
Isn't it obvious! The guy at the back is sucking up the blue liquid through a hole in the guy in fronts head. A human straw if you will. $5
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on May 08 '08
ahahaha...
francischtime
francischtime on May 08 '08
lmao! at ppl's answers!!!
Chengui
Chengui on May 08 '08
The guy on the stool found a frozen caveman embedded in ice and he's trying to melt him out of the ice.....with his tongue. Plus the guy on the stool owns a race car.
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on May 08 '08
formaldehyde? lul.
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on May 08 '08
hell yeah! $$$
Tonteau
   Tonteau on May 08 '08
The dood on the ladder (let's call him Horst) wants to stir his lemon water and has run out of spoons. Up steps his friend, Rigoberto to help out.
band-it
   band-it on May 08 '08
i love these stories. so fun!
Sloppy~Seconds
Sloppy~Seconds on May 08 '08
looks refreshing!
mezo
   mezo on May 08 '08
Isn't making up ones own story what great art is all about? Awesome drawing, I love tiny creepy men. they seem like they'd be fun to watch a MASH marathon with. 5$
band-it
   band-it on May 08 '08
mezo, im glad you agree! also, i like to think these tiny creepy men are 4 feet tall or so. and they love MASH
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 08 '08
i don't get you!!!

but i like all of them!
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on May 08 '08
It's just some trickery by an old David Blaine isn't it?

It's so creepy and weird, but creepy and weird in a way that you keep staring at it...which I suppose is a good thing. This sub is going to make me start rambling so I better go now.
melbelgirl
melbelgirl on May 08 '08
i love how this is up for interpretation. $5.
B 7
B 7 on May 08 '08
i really like this. nice illustration style. yeah i dont care what it means! they kind of look like the cramp twins characters
againstbound
againstbound on May 08 '08
I think that the guy in the green is dipping the guy in red so he becomes soggy like a cookie and eaten

I can't top that, empiricist wins

And $5 for you!!
jstumpenhorst
   jstumpenhorst on May 08 '08
please ignore people who "don't get it". i agree with mezo. the fun is making up something to go along with the design. i love your style! keep it up!
band-it
   band-it on May 08 '08
i'm glad people are taking a liking to this style and my philosophy on "not getting it"

thank you everyone for your awesome words!
opifan64
   opifan64 on May 08 '08
He's proving Snell's Law of refraction (note the feet)... three seconds later he shouts "eureka... n1 sin 01 = n2 sin 02!" then accidentally drowns the subject (his clone) in his excitement. $5
Stan Gable
Stan Gable on May 09 '08
It's completely clear to me what is going on right here

This is obviously two preemie twin babies born to a drug-addled prostitute of a mother
and by the dark bags under the eyes and the rapid aging they most likely come from an area in close proximity to toxic/nuclear waste such as Hunter's Point, San Francisco(google it)
for the sake of storytelling lets call them Eduardo and Jeff
See, Eduardo was born just seconds before Jeff, but he took his responsibility as a big brother very seriously
and Eduardo tried to protect Jeff as much as he could
but he couldnt protect Jeff and his weak immune system from their toxic surroundings
and on the date of Jeff's death
May 1st 2008 the year of our lord
Eduardo swore he would do the one last thing he could for Jeff and not let him rot in those toxic surroundings that took his life
So he cleaned Jeff's body in a tub of clean water that was blessed by Father O'Flaherty(out of frame left)
and commited Jeff's body to the earth in a little cemetary just outside of town
But on that day, as Eduardo stood there holding the lifeless body of his beloved brother

He swore Vengeance

Vengeance on his Mother
And Vengeance on his moms new boyfriend Todd, who is a total dick
But mostly Vengeance on this whole wicked world

And when I see that cold empty stare in Eduardo's eyes
It makes me think one thing

"There's a storm comin' world, and its name is Eduardo!"

band-it
   band-it on May 09 '08
YES!

Stan Gable just upped the ante everyone. he took this to a whole new level

(in the terrible unlikely event that this prints, i will give my favorite story teller a t shirt)
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on May 09 '08
love it
handsatanizer
handsatanizer on May 09 '08
its a serial killer disposing of his victim in a barrel of acid! 5!
ladrones
   ladrones on May 09 '08
he kisses his brother goodbye as he lowers him into a barrle of acid!5!
ladrones
   ladrones on May 09 '08
as per his request 5!
sanguinivorous
sanguinivorous on May 09 '08
An OVERFILLED barrel of acid. He's gonna have holes in his floor.
akapiefiend
akapiefiend on May 09 '08
this is a little creepy. It looks like he's killing his clone or something
Harpo
Harpo on May 09 '08
He's using his brother as a straw! Sick.

I mean no matter thirsty you are, it does not justify carving your brother's insides out and cutting holes in his feet and head and sucking water through him.
the golden spatula
the golden spatula on May 10 '08
lol @ the answers
and yay you subbed it!

5$$$
band-it
   band-it on May 10 '08
haha, a straw.

and lol @ akapiefiend
snugglerex
snugglerex on May 10 '08
omfg i haven't laughed this hard in a long time. it hurts. $5 for spurring this ridiculousness.
zenbudgie
zenbudgie on May 11 '08
This shirt just made my day and I haven't even voted for it yet. Completely Awesome.
le saavs
le saavs on May 12 '08
maybe he just shed his body for a nice wash, and will re-drape when the fluff cycle completes. darn wrinkles :(

$5- along with the rest of your submissions.
calebbbb
calebbbb on May 12 '08
this would be awesome on black. and it would be better if the image was smaller on the shirt. $$$$$555555555
johnsonz
johnsonz on May 12 '08
it's refreshing to see a design that makes you think, 5$. nice job awesome style
band-it
   band-it on May 12 '08
thanks everyone who's voting!
Nautical_Nun
Nautical_Nun on May 12 '08
It's weird and I love it!
Batty1980
Batty1980 on May 13 '08
$5
lemonalle
lemonalle on May 13 '08
sweet
band-it
   band-it on May 13 '08
you are, lemon
dellywood
dellywood on May 14 '08
nice colouring styles in that glass
gemmabear
   gemmabear on May 14 '08
ooohhh, this is ace.
rpolich
rpolich on May 14 '08
here's the real shakedown:

Grezlo (pictured in green human suit on top of the ladder) came down to earth many years ago in order to live amongst the humans and learn from them. to maximize his time here, he brought with him seven human suits, made with super-advanced alien technology. the suits look and feel just like human bodies, and they age at nearly the same rate as an average human. Grezlo brought seven suits with him so he could live out seven lifetimes on earth, learning and recording everything he witnessed while here. the suits were stored in cryo-liquid tanks so they could be preserved until he needed them. sadly, the lid on the seventh tank didn't seal properly, and so Grezlo, who was looking forward to his final life on earth, is left with a human suit that has already aged. instead of shedding his aged skin for that of a human child, all he is left with is a suit as old as he is. poor Grezlo, facing his end a lifetime sooner than he expected.

band-it
   band-it on May 14 '08
all right! another entry into the amazing story contest!

very well done, rpolich
band-it
   band-it on May 14 '08
thanks for all the stories and stuff guyz
Stan Gable
Stan Gable on May 14 '08
wow, I totally expected a higher score than that
8 days later
igo2cairo
igo2cairo on May 22 '08
Missed this one. Very cool and intriguing, really love the style. Also enjoyed some of the great stories people came up with!
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