Your last hope? or worst nightmare...?
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heh, i love how big the guy got so late in his career too.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. |
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HA! I used to love solving those picture quiz thingys in the paper when I was a kid. This is hilarious. :)
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world sometimes corn just needs to LIE DOWN. Snerk.
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
CHUCK NORRIS DIVIDES BY ZERO. Wish you could have seen/heard me sounding that one out at my desk. |
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that doesnt make sense its a zimmer frame
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well i'm from the USA - and over here, we call it a walker...
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this made me laugh SO much.
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(ps in a good way.)
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franx on Apr 02 '08 yeah, us canadians call them walkers too. funny stuff :)
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It'd look more like a walker with the tennis balls stuck to the front feet and little wheelies on the back. LOL
I freaking loved this show. And to add to the growing commentary on Chuck Norris, here's mine: Chuck Norris invented cheeseburgers by throwing a cow through a chain-link fence. |
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. People still have cancer because Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
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i really wanted to put the tennis balls on it too, but since its so minimalist and there isn't room for much detail in the walker i thought it looked best without.....i had them on at one point and it just looked wierd to me.
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oh and this is my favorite ChuckFACT:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. |
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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I know it's self-explanatory and everyone else seems to get it fine, but could someone spell it out for a girl who's never been to the US? Right now, I see "I love walker [American state?] rain-ger? cloud-ger?" I don't know.
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It's a show on the tele starring Chuck Norris called "Walker: Texas Ranger" with a huge cult following.
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And, OK, is this a reference to a TV show that starred chuck norris? I just have no idea. I'm guessing the show was called Walker Missouri Ranger or something random like that, but to someone who has zero knowledge of American geography, I have no clue what the middle icon is.
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Oh, Texas ranger, that makes much more sense. Did it air outside the US? I wonder how many non-Americans would get this. Very few non-Americans are going to recognise the state of Texas by its shape, I'd imagine... although I could well be wrong.
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HAHA.....HAHAHHAHAHAhA. Cool.
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*gigglesnort*
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse--Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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when chuck norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. the water gets chuck norris.
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i wouldn't wear this (cus i don't like the show) but it is awesome and getting a 5$
cus i would deff buy it for someone else ^_^ great job |
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Superman wears Chuck Norris boxers.
Awesome shirt by the way |
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FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 03 '08 I love cane funny shape cloudger?
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@^^^ i guess you need to be smarter than the shirt
and i seriously doubt anyone thinks of the walker as a cane. your only legitimate gripe is cloud....that is the only one i thought people might have a concern about... and people not from the US might not know its Texas |
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.... or really stupid people from the US
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Maybe add wheels or something to the walker (it's known as a walker in NZ as well as a zimmerframe) to make it more obvious what it is... and I think everyone will automatically see it as "rain-ger". My only big concern would be the shape of Texas *shrugs*
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Amazing! No one can complain about this shirt, and if they do, it doesn't count because I can definantly see this getting printed and it being um, well, amazing! :D
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...................Oh I get it! Hahahaha, 5$ for the sheer GENIUS!
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FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 04 '08 I love metal spider state stormger?
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metal spider? really?
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BAH! I keep checking back here for more CN fun, and I have to say that metal spider makes me incredibly happy... I think I'm going to consider it a metal spider from now on. So there.
And in case you were wondering... If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. |
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
I'm not American and I recognise Texas, it's a pretty famous state. But there was a joke about Virginia and vaginas on another site that went over my head. |
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The Paper Crane on Apr 04 '08 We call it a zimmer frame across the pond!!
Lile it all the same! |
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Thanks squatterjohn. I didn't want to come accross as a conceited american, but i thought many people not from the US would still recognize Texas as well...it is one of our more famous states.
And what is the Virginia/vagina joke? I don't think i even know that one and I'm from the US..... All i know is: There once was a man from Nantuckett..... and Chuck Norris' urine was canned and is now sold as the energy drink Redbull |
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On another t-shirt site I was staring at the picture for ages thinking "That's not a vagina"
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. |
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it looks like its just a joke about how they are simarily spelled....i dunno...i don't think its that great of a joke
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Chuck Norris is from oklahoma. no joke.
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who doesn't love walker?
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very clever. my mom would totally rock this!
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nice
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Clever, I suppose. I feel like it belongs at Hot Topic, not in this design forum.
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Yeah, we call it a zimmer frame in the UK - I thought it was swings. This isn't going to sell outside the States - puzzle doesn't work, and the show isn't broadcast either. I guess it's funny if you still find Chuck Norris jokes hil-ar-ious, but Threadless is an international site and it's not going to translate.
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well the only retail store in in chicago USA ....
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"I love cane funny shape cloudger?"
FA, I love you. Took me a while to get, but highly amusing when I did. |
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ahaha... that is just awesome.
it took me a second, but at least i got it. :D five! |
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mippy, all websites are international. They only write in english, so they area catering to an even smaller crowd, and they only have one store, in the heart of america. Now I'm not saying this shirt is going to be printed, but if it were we wouldn't share it with you over the pond, 'cause chuck norris is our god and greed is the american way.
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clever, clever!
there should be a list of chuck norris 'facts' on the back |
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Most of Europe is very familiar with Walker Texas Ranger, the show's been broadcasted all over the world. I love this!
$5 The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. |
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Well, yeah, I guess they could sell it in Chicago. I just don't find Chuck Norris or anything to do with Chuck Norris funny ;)
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag. He potatosacks.
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I appreciate the joke, and walker texas ranger aired in finland too, but I had no idea what it said even though you made walker references in your first post. I couldn't connect the walking-aid-thingie with the word walker at all. Also, the shapes of U.S. states really aren't recognized that well worldwide.
Still, they've already printed the mess with texas shirt which also doesn't really open to non-us people so maybe they'd print this too! But really the retail store location argument seems a bit stupid as threadless makes most of its sales via the internet, no? I understand the retail store was only opened recently, as in the last two years or so. Oh, and Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them. |
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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Islands.
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cool design hah
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HAHAHAHA
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potatosacks! hhhaaaaaaaaaahahahaahhaahhaa *cry* someone....get.....my ......meds.....
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About my design
I went with the monochrome look and stuck with 'Walker colors'-- like the orange, which is like his rugged beard and the Texas Longhorns; or the army green, like when he's hiding and getting ready to roundhouse kick a mofo.....
Hope you like, enjoy!