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Feb 29 '08
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darkdog
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by darkdog
zipperking
   zipperking on Feb 29 '08
huh?
lissurlalunes
lissurlalunes on Feb 29 '08
yeah...I don't get this, you like them both so much you want to suck them through a straw?

i dont like this design.
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
on baby blue as the ocean and cream as sand, hes inhaling them both inside him before anyones asks,
Pifman
Pifman on Feb 29 '08
Oh that makes perfect sense!

darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
yes lol its funny when u walk on beach with it gals will think u wan just suck them in
wowzers
wowzers on Feb 29 '08
i dont enjoy being inhaled
IRLBEER13
IRLBEER13 on Feb 29 '08
I don’t like….. well a lot of this but I will try to at least give you some good criticism. Why dose the guy have a face and the girls do not? Try to at least be consistent in you drawings. They guys feet “in the sand” at least show a line or something so it does not look like he has deformed feet. The blanket looks more like a flying carpet then a beach towel work on the perspective a bit. Ok I think that is enough to get you on the right track and take my advice or leave it.
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
didnt want them facing him thats a first and on shirts is appears feet ion water or in sand did the lines and removed them bout the towel didnt want it in perfect perspective and wanted it also wavy as like sand under it but i appreciated ur comments :)
Chengui
   Chengui on Feb 29 '08
This must be the human version of Kerby....
pooner
pooner on Feb 29 '08
i think the lifeguard is a pretty cool guy, eh sucks up men in bikinis through a large tube and doesn't afraid of anything.
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
my cat need operation i hope this wins
Raphe10
Raphe10 on Feb 29 '08
but even if the girls arent looking at the guy, surely they stoill have faces, and it doesnt appear his feet are in anyting, if you want it to look like sand i suggest you erm, make it look like sand, little dots all over the place and whatnot
Maggy Wonder Bread
Maggy Wonder Bread on Feb 29 '08
I love it. How stalkerish.
elspers
elspers on Feb 29 '08
I feel sorry for his cat.
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell on Feb 29 '08
Very amatuer looking. Your lack of experience in design really shows in all your designs. I would suggest you work on your skills in the applications you are using, wether it be photoshop or illustrator or a combination of the 2. After you're done getting better in the application you are using, I suggest you really think about an idea before taking it to the tshirt design stage. Make sure that people will understand it first and foremost, then make sure it is a suitable design for a tshirt that people would actually want to wear.

This is utterly ghastly.
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
I speak my mind about T-shirt designs just like I speak my mind about pop singers. If you don't like what I say, then maybe you should work on your skills and come back to me when you're more talented.

wats makes u so skilled in judging designs and if ur not skilled and u dont work in the feild u have to know that ur suggestions and judging is limited so maybe speaking ur mind bout pop singers is more efficient than judging designs since u dont involve ur self in the feild u really NEED to read THE ART SPIRIT by robert henri before taking in ur mind anything
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
Simon Cowell wtffffffffff looooooooooooool
jupitrsurf
jupitrsurf on Feb 29 '08
Is it me, or does anyone else see stock images from clip art in this?
sendainohito
sendainohito on Feb 29 '08
looks like inflatable dolls?
HiddenEvil
HiddenEvil on Feb 29 '08
I think this is supposed to be a critique, not some immature whine-fest ... for sure one thing is clear, the shirt needs some work ... your logic isn't there, and most agree on this. So darkdog, swallow your pride and rework the design .... or trash it and work with something new ... we don't make any money if we say your shirt looks like trash or looks like the next coming of the messiah ... it's our opinion and you can either work with what we say or keep posting your refutes.
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
lool ...first of all i love being criticized and hearing different opinions or ill never improve my work or know wat pll like its nothing bout pride am actually laughing most of the time its that just some people comment you in negative way not to help nor that they are into designs lol they are just envious aand with no talent so they become watchers which is not bad as long as u watch and give suggestions on basics not just cause u are helpless and with no tool and agaaain u should ALL READ THE ART SPIRTI FOR ROBERT HENRI. ill just point one part which he says an artist it not by how good ur work is its bout way of life anyway :) keep it going, i just love to read pll
Ska.lovely
Ska.lovely on Feb 29 '08
ha ha ha this is absolute garbage. poor darkdog.
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
am a crazy vegan, not doing anything at all with my life. lol and i suppose thats all u do, beside od ~ing lol
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
Ska.lovely daddy must had alot of sugar :)
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Feb 29 '08
You need to learn how to handle criticism better or you won't last long here.
greenapl
greenapl on Feb 29 '08
I don't understand this. He is sucking them up through a straw? This seems degrading to women, as if he wants them both and so he sucks them up. The art does need work; see other comments above. Can someone explain what is meant by this design? (And I say this with utter sincerity of my confusion.)
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me
FabMomof4
FabMomof4 on Feb 29 '08
Doesn't look like a straw to me, looks like a bong! Sorry, but yuck, yuck and more yuck, design is awful, perhaps you should pick up a different hobby cuz design just isn't your thang!!!
greenapl
greenapl on Feb 29 '08
So... how does Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" apply to this design (or vice versa)? I'm still confused.
Le Coma
Le Coma on Feb 29 '08
Looks like he's smoking a huge blue cigarette with bikini girls hanging out of it.
lyssie
lyssie on Feb 29 '08
wow you do not seem to take criticism well

well this is coming from my artist view being a painter and having experience with screen printing (i add this because you seem to be worried about being critiqued by someone with no experience)

Choose face or no face you need to create some sort of connection between the figures (color cannot be the only thing that ties a design together)

The towel/blanket thingy doesn't look like what it was supposed t be (perspective or not) It looks like a bunch of squares

Give the figures a space some sort of environment otherwise it's just people floating out in space which is why the half feet are confusing. Make sure it does reflect a beach setting regardless of t-shirt color

You do need to practice more try making several sketches of your design put them away for a day then take them back out and analyze them and make changes

Good thing is your human proportion is fairly accurate so good job

last thing to be a real artist you must take all criticism with an open mind and put them to use don't get self defensive or take it personally

good luck hope your cat gets better
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
thanks lyssie :) hmm yes hope that too
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
http://www.threadless.com/critique/16104/twisted

seee my critique tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bambibelle
bambibelle on Feb 29 '08
This is possibly the most entertaining blog I've ever read
mezo
   mezo on Feb 29 '08
I wish I had razor sharp feet like he does.
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
yes yessss my blogs are always interesting :) u should have seen the old ones,
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
loooooooooooooooooool on the shirtt they apear as they sink in sand or ocean common pll dont be so hotdog
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 29 '08
mezo one of ur desings u meant the last supper right?
fashak
fashak on Mar 01 '08
i don't think i like it, what make su think a girly t-shirt with this design will actually sell?

roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Mar 01 '08
It makes perfect sense that he slightly has a boner.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 01 '08
Woah, huge pixie stick sugar rush!
Workerdrone
Workerdrone on Mar 01 '08
darkdog's cat RIP
Scottworth
Scottworth on Mar 01 '08
LOL at workerdrone's comment. I'd feel terrible now if that wasn't just a faux plea for a sympathy print.
merryduffer
merryduffer on Mar 01 '08
I thought the girls were inflatable at first.... Aside from what's been said already the straw isn't very straw-like.
darkdog
darkdog on Mar 01 '08
besterest shirt
snow day.
snow day. on Mar 01 '08
wats makes u so skilled in judging designs and if ur not skilled and u dont work in the feild u have to know that ur suggestions and judging is limited so maybe speaking ur mind bout pop singers is more efficient than judging designs since u dont involve ur self in the feild u really NEED to read THE ART SPIRIT by robert henri before taking in ur mind anything

your grammar skills, as well as your artistic ones, are horrible.
atomic child
atomic child on Mar 01 '08
PRINT
murgles
murgles on Mar 01 '08
Ohhh. Yes! Drinking people. And I Will Survive.
I dunno, but I think I am going to give this a 5. Just cos.
darkdog
darkdog on Mar 01 '08
thankss murgles ,,
and one last thing look..
1-your grammar skills, as well as your artistic ones, are horrible.

2-darkdog's cat RIP

3-but yuck, yuck and more yuck, design is awful, perhaps you should pick up a different hobby cuz design just isn't your thang!!!

4-ha ha ha this is absolute garbage. poor darkdog.

lol now hows thata ciritcism or constructive comments some one tell me berfore pointing out how evil i am and a bad person :) ??? do u call this comments ? or hate notes?
darkdog
darkdog on Mar 01 '08
snow day. typical comment for some one ur age :)
Katie5
Katie5 on Mar 01 '08
I just want to note that the Art Spirit by Robert Henri does not really apply here. While I appreciate how Henri talks about art as a lifestyle, threadless is about printing designs that the majority of the people will like and buy. So feel free to post designs that very few people enjoy, in fact, I encourage the nonconformity, but do not try to invoke Henri on Threadless.

Darkdog, your design does need some work, the people before me have testified so. However, to the people that are just posting rude comments, please clean up your acts.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Mar 01 '08
But why would Woody Harrelson do such a thing?
LichksnessMonster
LichksnessMonster on Mar 01 '08
My first thought: A dude blowing up 2 blow-up dolls.
Second thought: Wait, wtf?
Third thought: Is that a bong?
Fourth thought: Zero
mezo
   mezo on Mar 01 '08
But I LIKE being a hotdog.
darkdog
darkdog on Mar 01 '08
hate it more its orgasmic lol .. mezo and i like being ketchup
darkdog
darkdog on Mar 01 '08
i think it gained all the hate from females lol i think it would have been a guys shirt ,,
robotsteve
robotsteve on Mar 01 '08
Step 1: Denial - My design does not suck. You are all wrong.
Step 2: Anger - Why are you all yelling at me!? I've clearly explained my terrible design! Listen closer! Your age denotes the value of your comments!
Step 3: Bargaining - My cat is dying. Please vote me FTW.
Step 4: Depression - "do u call this comments? or hate notes? don't be so hotdog'
Step 5: Acceptance - Wait! I see it now. Although I may have potential, this design is indeed quite terrible.

There's no point in anyone giving you constructive criticism. You construe everything that's being said as an attack.

0.
darkdog
darkdog on Mar 01 '08
robotsteve wish see u acting are u famous?
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Mar 01 '08
everything about this sub and all the comments slays me
LacyT-Shirt
LacyT-Shirt on Mar 01 '08
Yes, I misunderstood this also. I thought they were blow up dolls.

I think everyone's criticism is a bit harsh though. Good luck!
the013dude
the013dude on Mar 01 '08
this is horrible
darkdog
darkdog on Mar 01 '08
worst eposide ever :) ...
mtths
   mtths on Mar 01 '08
this is going allright here ;-)
51 days later
J-Ray
J-Ray on Apr 22 '08
lol
bt_rule
bt_rule on Apr 24 '08
Hey, it DOES look like his feet are in sand if you zoom in on the shirts... but it does look like a magic carpet
bafocomics
bafocomics on Apr 24 '08
this prick here has some shit attitude.

I lol´d all the way.
13 days later
darkdog
darkdog on May 07 '08
ur the prick
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