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Submitted on:
Feb 14 '08
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115 comments
Final average score:
2.39 out of 5
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jasonsho
About my design
by jasonsho   
This is a factual account of the creation of some of our greatest mythological creatures. It only takes one horse with low self esteem. Check my blog page for a close up of the drawing.

Designed for printing with discharge inks, so the images don't pop out right away.

But who am I kidding ... this is never going to get printed.
J38
J38 on Feb 14 '08
"one horse with low self esteem"....hahahahah, this is great.
Mountain Dew Jello
Mountain Dew Jello on Feb 14 '08
Unfortunantly, your right. This wont get printed....
But I really like this shirt. :D
5
Prexis
Prexis on Feb 14 '08
this won't get printed like 2 unicorns humping wouldn't get printed, you mean?

5
chelly
chelly on Feb 14 '08
orgasmic!
sonmi
   sonmi on Feb 14 '08
lolololololol

i can see this being printed
Sunshine69
Sunshine69 on Feb 14 '08
I love this, but I think the spacing between all the images is a little off.
zipperking
   zipperking on Feb 14 '08
how can something so wrong be so right, $5!
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Feb 14 '08
this is the best thing ever, but i'm really disapointed with the colour/contrast choices
jasonsho
   jasonsho on Feb 14 '08
jeez - i didnt realize how poorly i put this shirt together. i had the girlfriend telling me to hurry up and get off the computer so i rushed it a bit.
i gotta agree that the contrast and spacing is bad.
zipperking
   zipperking on Feb 14 '08
agreed, the composition isn't the best, but the elements are super rad.
Bunter
Bunter on Feb 14 '08
I am the queen of rushed designs, don't worry about it. Happens to us all once the addiction kicks in....
...having said that, i think this is fab. Very amusing!
Bunter
Bunter on Feb 14 '08
Oh, and i like the fact the colours aren't in your face too.
rosequoll
rosequoll on Feb 14 '08
Wouldn't an eagle and a horse = hippogriff, not a pegasus? Oh well. =)

I like the idea, maybe with bigger images, better contrast and closer spacing.
FerShi
FerShi on Feb 14 '08
Hahaha, pretty cool, but would be better with your quote.

I would put on the top "This is a factual account of the creation of some of our greatest mythological creatures."

And at the bottom "It only takes one horse with low self esteem."
Sunshine69
Sunshine69 on Feb 14 '08
I think it's funny that Rosequoll is challenging you about which mythical creature would result from the impossible coupling of a horse and an eagle. Good one :)
fine-round-stone
fine-round-stone on Feb 14 '08
this is sooooo disgusting...
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08
$5!!
littlem
littlem on Feb 14 '08
oh my! hahahahahah!
Scottworth
Scottworth on Feb 14 '08
Hahaha hilarious $5, I would never normally wear an offensive shirt but this is too clever.
SheepMan22
SheepMan22 on Feb 14 '08
this is all kinds of awesomeness 5$
tsovtom
tsovtom on Feb 14 '08
That horse is such a slut! Just my type..... 5
ImNoLo
ImNoLo on Feb 14 '08
Bhahahaha. Wow. I could never wear this anywhere, but you get a $5 for being amazing.
_lydia
_lydia on Feb 14 '08
ha funny, make it biggerrr though!
psuedopotamus
psuedopotamus on Feb 14 '08
really funny
greater than three

$5
redordead
redordead on Feb 14 '08
Clever, funny, and nicely drawn!
viralVISUAL
   viralVISUAL on Feb 14 '08
lmfao yesssssssssssssssss
viralVISUAL
   viralVISUAL on Feb 14 '08
I can't begin to describe how much I approve
Keter
Keter on Feb 14 '08
Ew.
Viscerus
Viscerus on Feb 15 '08
totally right on $5
SteveOramA
SteveOramA on Feb 15 '08
funny + educational + disturbing = print!
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Feb 15 '08
lol! sweet tongue action!
eoryan
eoryan on Feb 15 '08
hahaha!
Saban
Saban on Feb 15 '08
$5
Woss
   Woss on Feb 15 '08
Awesome!
Mikko Terva
   Mikko Terva on Feb 15 '08
I like the tongue action.
EmbryoProject
EmbryoProject on Feb 15 '08
I genuinely hope this gets printed...they had the "afternoon delight" and "goatse" so I don't see why not...

5
mezo
   mezo on Feb 15 '08
I would mate with this shirt to make a mezoshirt baby. it dresses itself with itself! 5$
akaMazi
akaMazi on Feb 15 '08
Hilarious idea & good illustration... just needs a little tweaking to make the cause-and-effect a bit more clear. Nonetheless... great!
danidandan12
danidandan12 on Feb 15 '08
baha.

pure genius.
lillie62692
lillie62692 on Feb 15 '08
i dont think i like this.
lillie62692
lillie62692 on Feb 15 '08
though it is a good idea, just a little to... into it.
lillie62692
lillie62692 on Feb 15 '08
AHHH i know i've just left two comments but whatever.

it would be kind of cool i think if it was just like (horse picture)+(narwhal picture)=unicorn. etc.
Jemae
   Jemae on Feb 15 '08
hahahahahahhaaaaa! ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :D
dacat
   dacat on Feb 15 '08
oh god this is hilarious $5
mcmissa
mcmissa on Feb 15 '08
Rofl...my eyes! This gave me a good laugh
emem
emem on Feb 15 '08
I can't imagine that anyone would actually take serious offense to this shirt, it's so implausible it's really not an issue. I love it, it's funny, but I'm not liking the layout, still, that is something that's easily changed.
jasonsho
   jasonsho on Feb 16 '08
i'm glad people are noticing the tongues! i think they really make the shirt.

i can't decide if i like or not that it takes a second to add up - i generally like that moment of cluelessness, but it might also just be me being a lazy designer.
Arius
Arius on Feb 16 '08
I actually skipped rating this the first time around cuz it didn't make sense. Better the second time around... but the spacing just demolishes your funny intentions. I wonder if others will be generous enough for a skip if they don't get it!
polynothing
   polynothing on Feb 16 '08
Noice :) I laughed so much at this! $5
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 16 '08
hilarious. looks good on the shirt too $5
Montro
   Montro on Feb 16 '08
Hilarious!! $5
ecky_ducky
ecky_ducky on Feb 16 '08
I would wear this every day, until it fell off my body. It's wonderful.
L.T.
L.T. on Feb 16 '08
print please
danrule
   danrule on Feb 16 '08
that's hilarious
jstumpenhorst
   jstumpenhorst on Feb 16 '08
comedic perfection!! haha!!
ben mcc-b
ben mcc-b on Feb 16 '08
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atomic child
atomic child on Feb 16 '08
great
phones
phones on Feb 16 '08
lol@ bestiality

$5
ilovedoodle
   ilovedoodle on Feb 16 '08
OMG.... this is FUNNY, haha
igo2cairo
   igo2cairo on Feb 16 '08
Ha! This is a clever idea! The design overall looks great and considering the subject matter it's tastefully done. I can see this getting printed, although I couldn't personally wear it.
Oh Maris
Oh Maris on Feb 16 '08
That horse gets around.
sendainohito
sendainohito on Feb 16 '08
I like it it is not over your face.
JOHN2
   JOHN2 on Feb 16 '08
The tonguing a masterstroke. This is brilliant!
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Feb 16 '08
I think that horse has a show in Mexico.


And yar, this be awesome.
Mt. Dewitt
Mt. Dewitt on Feb 16 '08
This is very funny....but it disturbs me to the core.
farflung
   farflung on Feb 16 '08
YES
noponies
   noponies on Feb 17 '08
great!
naysad
naysad on Feb 17 '08
maybe if you only take the horse making out with the thing that results into an unicorn, place it real big in the center, with awesome colors.......... then u might get a 5 outta me.
Vindemiatrix
Vindemiatrix on Feb 17 '08
This is hilarious. I especially love the bottom picture, with the gentleman in the suit with the quiver of arrows... just brilliant. XD

I agree with the above comments about the colouring (maybe do us a few more colour options? I think it would look great with light blue on pacific or royal blue) and YES adding the text on some fancy scrolls (the 'factual account' bit at the top, the 'low self-esteem' bit at the bottom) would make this even better, I think.

If you're worried about the placement meaning people don't get it, you could always add some arrows going from the copulating pair to the mythological mutant result. :)
kayceislost
kayceislost on Feb 17 '08
fuck
yes
auxocrome
auxocrome on Feb 17 '08
Perhaps if you put an equal sign (=) in between the mating and the "end product" creature it may seem less spread out?

Inspired idea though!
Danceing_Potato
Danceing_Potato on Feb 17 '08
Rofl. I like it. that is awesome it totally makes sense now!
Leng
Leng on Feb 17 '08
cool idea.
ancillary nipple
ancillary nipple on Feb 17 '08
HA I'd buy that.
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Feb 18 '08
this should have been the marketing be for ZOO.

I also like how the graphic is six separate images up, like nipples on my cat.

nicely done. would love to see the explanation for a griffin.
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Feb 18 '08
*this should have been the marketing t-shirt for ZOO.
no_skunk
no_skunk on Feb 18 '08
Hillarious!!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 18 '08
Now THIS makes ancient mythology class heaps more sexy! Really fun idea, sexual and amusing without going overboard in its attempt to shock you, but i agree maybe some equal signs or "begats" in between the metamorphosis would add something to the whole messgae.

4$
Lavender Ninja Cat
Lavender Ninja Cat on Feb 18 '08
Agreed about adding a caption. This is hilarious!
vaderincarnate
vaderincarnate on Feb 18 '08
... my only criticism is that the horse is mating with two real animals in the bottom two pictures but with a mythological narwhal in the first one. How'd the narwhal come about?

That's all. :D $5
Iaccarino
Iaccarino on Feb 18 '08
Haha that's one sexy design. Bring the images in closer and I would buy it no doubt.
DanielaG
DanielaG on Feb 18 '08
wrong! i like the color and the composition just the way they are. i can't stand how bright and high contrast some of these entries are. If the color does get changed... I'd still like to see the images in muted tones.

One more thing... seems to me that if a unicorn and an eagle went at it, that the unicorn wouldn't be on top. I'd think it would be taking it from behind or something... lol

But I understand that you wanted them all to have the "making out" part in common.

I'd buy it for sure. :)
vaderincarnate
vaderincarnate on Feb 18 '08
Heh. I just noticed how the man had a quiver of arrows on his back.

If I could give you $6, it would be yours.
star_sea
star_sea on Feb 18 '08
yeahhh!!!!!!!!!!
holykeebler216
holykeebler216 on Feb 18 '08
the left pictures can have more taste.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Feb 18 '08
bahahahahahaha
myteemo
myteemo on Feb 18 '08
Chicka-bow-wow! $5
magilla-da-killah
magilla-da-killah on Feb 18 '08
hahaha, the horse-narwhale (spelling?) is SO effing funny! This is great!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Feb 19 '08
lolololol
bafocomics
bafocomics on Feb 19 '08

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TreeFiddy
TreeFiddy on Feb 19 '08
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
Rachel Ray Gun
   Rachel Ray Gun on Feb 19 '08
vaderincarnate, just so you know, narwhals are real...

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/narwhalDM0509_468x312.jpg
darkdog
darkdog on Feb 19 '08
lol so sick shit but tis cool
jasonsho
   jasonsho on Feb 19 '08
vader + ray - i read that explorers used to bring back narwhal horns (tusks?) from their expeditions and say they were from unicorns. explorers are so full of crap, or crapfull if you will.
Jasujo
Jasujo on Feb 19 '08
lololol This shirt is full of win. ^.^
vaderincarnate
vaderincarnate on Feb 19 '08
Oh. Crap. That's cool. :P
amoynoodle
amoynoodle on Feb 19 '08
i love this. hilarious! $5
poohbearmama
poohbearmama on Feb 19 '08
Funny! I wouldn't wear it though. Hope it gets printed for all who are braver than I!
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Feb 19 '08
$5 all the way! PLEASE PRINT! Hawt shit!




Mr. Cranky-Pants
Mr. Cranky-Pants on Feb 20 '08
I really like it, but that's not how it happened. Everyone knows that narwhals like to be on top.
Recycled Oxygen
Recycled Oxygen on Feb 20 '08
I really like this tee..it is very creative with the mixing of the creatures! I wouldnt put them on that color shirt...its hard to see the details.
Side note:
I'm a huge fan of your work. I've always been obsessed with your designs because they are so flawless, cute/funny, and detailed. I wish you would submit some of your other designs you have from your livejournal OR make a PANDA shirt!! Your pandas are the best pandas i've ever seen!
93360
93360 on Feb 20 '08
i loled

REALLY LOUDLY

hot stuff
93360
93360 on Feb 20 '08
i loled

REALLY LOUDLY

hot stuff
Zak_aeon
Zak_aeon on Feb 20 '08
this is so WRONG...
The Bandit
The Bandit on Feb 20 '08
Im so glad you have started submitting shirts here, this one in particular.

$5 all the way !!
alvarejo
   alvarejo on Feb 20 '08
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha $5$5$5$5$5$5$5$5$5$5$5$5$5$5$5$5
MsBess
MsBess on Feb 20 '08
see above-ditto.
arkoodoo
arkoodoo on Feb 20 '08
great idea
zorack
zorack on Feb 20 '08
crazy
cacnyc1
cacnyc1 on Feb 20 '08
looks Henry Darger-y. i like how nuts it is.
jantzie
jantzie on Feb 20 '08
I bet they all met on eharmony eh? $5 for hot myth sex!
IAmAMonster
IAmAMonster on Feb 21 '08
....weird.

I wouldn't want to wear a horse and a man making out on my chest.
SheepMan22
SheepMan22 on Feb 21 '08
oh man threadless print dis
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Feb 21 '08
I wouldn't want to wear a horse and a man making out on my chest.

I would...

PRINT!
dacat
   dacat on Feb 23 '08
This shirt makes me laugh every time, print!
Monkey III
   Monkey III on Feb 24 '08
ahahhaha
I love this one!
Woss
   Woss on Feb 24 '08
Way underscored!
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SheepMan22 on Mar 01 '08
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atomic child
atomic child on Jun 20 '08
congrats it PRITNED
atomic child
atomic child on Jun 20 '08
or PRINTED
SheepMan22
SheepMan22 on Jun 20 '08
wait did it really?
SheepMan22
SheepMan22 on Jun 20 '08
omg OMG!!! it really did print!!!
starr226
   starr226 on Jun 20 '08
by jasonsho

But who am I kidding ... this is never going to get printed.


ha! it's nice to be wrong, i bet
fatheed
   fatheed on Jun 21 '08
Hahaha. I totally missed this. Oh, my!
equal eyes
equal eyes on Jun 21 '08
this'll sell like hotcakes!
jean_warhol
   jean_warhol on Jun 22 '08
congrats!
ahfatt
ahfatt on Jun 23 '08
hahaha...!! congrat! this is great! threadless has a breakthrough!!
razz93
razz93 on Jun 24 '08
great design, great idea, but i wouldn't wear horse sex on my shirt.
nelloforesto
nelloforesto on Jun 25 '08
ahahhahahahaahahahahaha
nelloforesto
nelloforesto on Jun 25 '08
ahahhahahahaahahahahaha
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Jamesy1987
Jamesy1987 on Jun 28 '08
That t-shirt is pretty awesome. I don't like the contrast though. But I did pee and poop when I was laughing at it. I need advice on how to submit something as a design from someone. I have a design I did on paper so I have a photo of it in my crit section. But I don't have a scanner and I'm technologically impaired so I need help.
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Paper Bullet Clothing
Paper Bullet Clothing on Jul 24 '08
I love how the artists description says "But who am I kidding ... this is never going to get printed." and then one of the very first comments (actually second) says "Unfortunantly, your right. This wont get printed...."

....then it got printed.

hahaha
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SkyRay
SkyRay on Jan 26 '09
i love how this got printed
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