SATIN'S TEENAGE DAUGHTERS
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Jan 29 '08
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it is shirts like this for which I wish there were a negative rating . . .
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farflung on Jan 29 '08 Y E S
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farflung on Jan 29 '08 $5
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LOL AWESOME!!!
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valorandvellum on Jan 29 '08 This is what we've all been waiting for.
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OMG LOL $5 ROCK ON BRO!
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shouldn't a satanic shirt spell satan correctly?
just sayin' |
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YOU ARE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING EVER
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Johnny Baboon on Jan 29 '08 satin is a total bad ass... rock out
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andyg on Jan 29 '08 Totally worth the wait... and all the hype. 5$
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Lurid. Good for its type.
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kennybanzai on Jan 29 '08 dick firestorm scorches his pants
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BlameTheSuburbs on Jan 29 '08 HAHAHA YES!!!!!
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d3d on Jan 29 '08 i'd wear that to be honest. can the girls be in purple foil?
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Skulls are boring and incest is odd
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Odd?
Don't you mean fucking hot?! |
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ISABOA on Jan 29 '08 I too would wear this - proudly - 5$
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mmm... lesbians
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You're certainly living up to your name!
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viralVISUAL on Jan 29 '08 $5$5$5$5$5
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ladrones on Jan 29 '08 the dick firestorm is the best thing thats ever happened to me.
all i've ever wanted to be as an artist. if i could, this would win the revolution, and i would just give him all my money an possesions. but, there are judges. so waht cna you do? fuck. BIG FAT FUCKING 5$ BROS! |
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kennybanzai on Jan 29 '08 I heart Dragonforce...
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this definitely deserves a 5.. even if these are the daughters of a silky smooth cloth!
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*sigh* another skull. $0
JUST KIDDING BRO THIS ROCKS! |
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$0
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This is so lame it makes my John Thomas stand up... & the typo seals the deal.
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oh man i was gettin' ready to bust heads for a second squatter
CHIX ON CHIX R PLAIN FUCKING HOT! ROCK ON ! |
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fatheed on Jan 29 '08 THIS DESIGN JUST STARTED A FIRE $5
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Andreas Mohacsy on Jan 29 '08 i cant score this...
unless they replace the numbers with LOL |
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who's Satin?
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OH BABY $5!
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$666
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sexy. i think you win this one. $5
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FRICKINAWESOME on Jan 29 '08 If I could have eye boners, they just woulda popped outta my skull Tex Avery style after glancing at this devilish make-out session.
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ahahaha...
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olie! on Jan 29 '08 OH MAN IT'S UP BRO AMAZING!!!
DICK FIRESTORM WILL CONQUER ALL HOW CAN ANYONE POSSIBLY GIVE THIS LESS THAN A 5 I DON'T UNDERSTAND!?!?!? |
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*THIS DESIGN JUST STARTED A FIRE $5*
YEAH I HOPE SO....SHOW SOME LOVE ,PEEPZ,5$! |
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I'm not sure that Threadless should endorse this kind of imagery - what next???? This design is not clever, you can find it in any soft porm comic book which is cheaper than a $17 t-shirt!!!!
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all jokes aside, I would buy this, if just for the story.
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2$
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WTF!!!
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LOL @ $2
I STILL CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH THIS FUCKING ROCKS! HARD! |
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bsmana on Jan 29 '08 GO FIRESTORM GOOOO!
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roadkill3d on Jan 29 '08 BWHAHAHHAAHA!
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he got some stupids voting for him but it cant hide the design is CHEAP i never could pass someone with such a shirt without laughing about him while KICKIN' his stupid sexist face. go home watch a PORN! wannabe rocker! and don't annoy me with pc bullshit! i'll give you a five just to meet someone with that t-shirt, suckers!
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hahaha satan's daughters are ugly lol
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But they're lezzing off of each other, which is hot!
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wotto on Jan 29 '08 hahaa and yes I would wear it.
pure filth. |
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abeadle on Jan 29 '08 best design hands down
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LOL @ above comments... y u guys bs'n
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gumbolimbo on Jan 29 '08 nah. A kissing blokes design would be miles more revolutionary, if thats the goal. Lezzier girls are for 14 year old kids who just have discovered what their knob is for.
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0Jim0 on Jan 29 '08 WHY!! WHY did my design have to come up the same day as dick firestorm.... Now I'll never win....
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well i'm gay..while normally i'd find 2 girls kissing to be a very attractive thing...this design generates exactly the opposite reaction for me.way too cheap and doesn't belong on threadless.
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Mikko Terva on Jan 29 '08 oh yeaa
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Great design to warn girls: stay far, far away.
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I'M CRACKING OPEN A PABST IN HONOR OF THIS REVOLUTIONARY DESIGN!!!
SCORCH IT BRO!!! |
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Damn. I've always thought that TREADLESS are trying to keep the stuff clean. Seeing this one, it rather belongs to tshirthell.com. Still, if that's the smut you boyz and girlz dig, that's what you gonna get.
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(matthijs) on Jan 29 '08 Oh yes! I really dig the deeper meaning behind this.
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Where do I begin....there's so many things worng with this design ....
"I'll put some fire, some snakes, oh yes and a skull, skull is a MUST and what else....hmmmm some girl on girl action" Ok...it says I must be nice....but it's beyond lame and not a threadless material |
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So what porn pic did you Live Trace this from?
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ahhhh ha h ah a!
okay, I'll give a good score... |
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Thats badass!
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DICK FIRESTORM IS A GOD AMONG MEN AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED AS SUCH! who else could personify badass AND awesome in one t shirt?
$666 m |
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twin beaver... I am getting emotional here *$niff*
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jrmasm on Jan 29 '08 MAD PHOTOHOUSE SKILLS, BRO.
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Torakamikaze on Jan 29 '08 MY EYES HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY SCORCHED BRO!
YOU GIVE LESSONS FOR ADOBO PHOTOHOUSE? CAUSE I COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM YOU. $1,000,000 |
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Edword on Jan 29 '08 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUN! THE FIRESTORM IS SCORCHIN ALL THEM FOOLS!!!!!
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sonmi on Jan 29 '08 ^ totes
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hahahhahaha
we have to admit that this is funny... the contradictory comments... it reminds those pieces of art that somepeople thought it was art.. and some that it was disgusting... but keeping the people talking... is really cool ! i think the girls are well draw.. the other things.. just like done really quickly in illustrator.. maibe if you have worked a little more, but the comments of the men are really really funny!! hahaha let´s say this.. if this win! i promise i buy one! hahaha just to remember this day that i laught so hard! :) |
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Dick Firestorm on Jan 29 '08 FUCK YEA BROS!
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HLA! HLA!
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spires on Jan 29 '08 satanic incest with all the trimmings. Nice.
$5 |
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tiphaine on Jan 29 '08 my love for DICK FIRESTORM is strong and true.
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HAHA been waiting for this for a while. 5$
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TheArtRobot on Jan 29 '08 I $5'ed the fuck out of this one!
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mezo on Jan 29 '08 This sub needs more chix with dix.
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This made me think of the Bush twins...
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zipperking on Jan 29 '08 I am ashamed AND turned on...I'm so confused!!!!!! $5,000,000!
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yoshi andrian on Jan 29 '08 FIVE!
put more snakes then i'd $ this. |
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NomadSlim on Jan 29 '08 I wish Michael Jordan's head was where the skull is, looking over his lesbian incestual daughters from hell. Because Michael Jordan is Satin.
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hot! hot! hot!
*O* |
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It works if you're going for shock value, but I don't think it will really sell on this site, and why would Satan's daughters want to have sex together? Shouldn't they be out recruiting?
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whatever happened to the wholesome threadless i used to know.
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i like the skull, but other than that it seems kinda weird. no offense, mayb its just me
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I think Ive seen this before at an army surplus.
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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/tombie/tat.jpg
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are we talking lord of darkness or fabric for prom dresses?
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KABOOOMM!!!
THIS SHIRT IS ITS OWN SOUND EFFECT BRO!! BAD ASS!!! AND FUCK THE TYPO COMMENTS. SATAN DOESNT SPELLHECK. |
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While the girls are very well drawn, the red, yellow, and purple just dont mix. Even if the purple is supposed to draw attention to the females, it just gives me a headache. Maybe if the purple was a different shade it wouldn't be so bad.
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I would like to see the girls in a red version, also is that Rachel Ray on the right?
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Wooohooo!!!!! $4
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Bio-bot9000..... satan doesn't spellcheck.... now THAT needs to be on a shirt. Copyright that shit.
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Dick Firestorm on Jan 29 '08 I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME WHAT MY COLORS SHOULD BE. I'M DICK FIRESTORM. IT'S MY FUCKIN' DESIGN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COLORS, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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Truly this belongs in the lofty pantheon of Threadless record-breakers!.
I have an evil neighbour who will curl up into a foetal ball and whimper if she ever catches sight of this.....so $5! |
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satin=the prince of silkiness
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Man... i can't get over how much i HATE this design. It's AMATEUR at best. the flames SUCK...the snakes SUCK...seems this was thrown together in a few minutes.
LAME |
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Dick Firestorm on Jan 29 '08 RICEY2420, YOU'RE LOOKIN' TO GET SCORTCH'D!
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Threadless will never print this no matter how many $5 we give it.
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cmoorenator on Jan 29 '08 Oh Mr. Firestorm... do you have a Mrs. Firestorm yet? If not, are you taking applications?
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I'd rather if it was only the daughters of a "silky smooth cloth", the rest is trash...
though I woudn't wear it... |
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as much as i like this...
i have a feeling threadless wont print it, sorry |
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whoever gives this guy a $5 do NOT know anything about designs and should be banned from posting criticsm on clothe designs.
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kennybanzai on Jan 29 '08 |
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BRO! GOOD USE OF COLOR!!!
IF THIS IS PRINTED, THREADLESS.COM, SHOULD MAIL ONE TO HULK HOGAN!!! IF HE WEARS IT ON AMERICAN GLADIATOR, GIVE ME ALL THE STPS~!!!! FIRESTORM WILL EAT THE WORLD... |
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abeadle on Jan 29 '08 this sub is scortchin' awesome!
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this sub scortchin' sucks...i'm sorry
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Torakamikaze on Jan 29 '08 THIS SUB SCORTCHIN SCORTCHES!!!
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YOU JUST GOT SCORRRRRRRRRTCHED!
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I NEED A BEER JUST LOOKING AT THIS SUB
JUST TO COOLDOWN .... SCORTCHIN |
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NomadSlim on Jan 29 '08 Bro bro bro. Did you submit this with the nipples on it and Threadless declined it? Or do Satin's daughters not have nipples?
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GIRLS MAKING OUT IS THE NEW BLACK $5
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could you make the shirt out of satin...ha
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I think a lot of people commenting on this take themselves way too seriously.
$5 |
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Robsoul on Jan 29 '08 How do I join that party? |
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BRO I GET SERIOUS ABOUT MY PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH SATIN....BRO
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I NEED A SCORCHIN' COLD SHOWER!
...what? $5! |
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LOL @ PEOPLE WHO TAKE THIS / AND THEMSELVES FAR TO SERIOUSLY..
Y'ALL ARE THE PEOPLE WE USE TO SHOVE INTO LOCKERS IN HIGH SCHOOL REGARDLESS THIS STILL FUCKING ROCKS! |
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nasty
It won't print its sick. 0$ |
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2 girls & 1 cup
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MAKE IT GLOW IN THE DARK!
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I'm all about menage a trois!
reminds me of yesterday |
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...um, I want to see it in the dark...
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ghostrider always wants to peek
with his boner i meant boney face |
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garbage
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Mr Rocks on Jan 29 '08 WTF? am I missing the point here?
I got to say, this isn't my favorite t, but I am giving it a 5 purely because it's causing drama and has nude chick making out... |
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WE'RE ALL FEARFUL OF THE SCORTCH'N
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Man, I hopeyou made this in Adobo Photo House
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Kids tee please!
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This guy gets a 5 just for not being able to spell "Satan." And because the design will surely ruffle some sensitive feathers...
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This guy gets a 5 just for not being able to spell "Satan." And because the design will surely ruffle some sensitive feathers...
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i just ripped my own shirt off in ecstasy
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You've got to be kidding me. I don't know if you're trying to be ironic or what, but this will not--and should not--ever be printed by threadless.
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once and for all! the fucking crap shirt is NOT provocative! it is just bad design made from a stupid teenage pseudeo rocker. can't believe everybody is freaking out so much about. WaOOH he dared to paint to kissing girls on a shirt! that's not the point! go back to kindergarten if it kicks u all so much. In berlin it would shock nobody but the shirt would just perceived as stupid as it is. maybe it is different in a provincial town in u.s. i really feel sorry for poor dickhead who wants so much to be a real men.
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Excellent job. I'd buy this for my Gran, and shuffle her off to a Def Leopard gig in Basingstoke. 5$$$$$$$
or maybe, I hate it, because it offends my femininity, init? 0 or maybe, it's just shite, but heralded by a Threadless celeb? 0 or maybe, it's just so bad it's good? 2 or maybe, it's a big pile of steaming elephant dung? 0 or maybe, it's retro cool, like a remade grindhouse movie. 0 |
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Add 2 more vipers & I'll buy 9!
0&$ |
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Maybe this won't get printed, but the right kind of buzz could get this stolen by luckythreadz!
FACE DOWN ASS UP, BITCHES! |
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THIS WOULD BE BETTER IF THEY WERE MAKING OUT IN SOME SORT OF SANDWICH CAR
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the DICK has spoken... and kickin up a STORM.
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the snakes are pretty bad
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LYKE, OMG SO CREATIVE AND HOT!!
This sucks, Dick. |
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BaronVonMonkey on Jan 30 '08 SCORCH THE NON-BELIEVER!!!
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SCORCH POW!
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Love Letters Lie on Jan 30 '08
This sucks, Dick. hahahahhahahaha! |
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Dick Firestorm on Jan 30 '08 BROS, I LOVE THE REACTION THIS IS GETTING. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW YOU GOT FUCKIN' WINNER ON YOUR HANDS.
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Wow, you really worked it out in Adobo Photohouse on this one! Nice! $5!
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PHOTOHAUS SKILLZ!!!!!!!!
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this sub made my eyes bleed. and not the good way.
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garbage
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garbage
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garbage
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one man's trash...
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That's gawbage, sistew, just gawbage!
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It's not even remotely well-designed.
Also, it's "scorched" not "scortched". |
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SATAN
mwhwahahaha |
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well i guess you got a lot of responses with this, that's about all I can say.
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first: I dont understand
second: SATAN third: omg, I'll never buy this thing!! and finally: WTF??? |
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Torakamikaze on Jan 30 '08 first: You
second: just third: got and finally: SCORTCH'D! |
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LOL!
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I was REALLY hoping for some joke here, and that the "Satin" was intentional. Instead, it's just straightforward "I like porny girls and metal, here's some porny girls and metal." I'm not offended, just kinda bored with it.
So close to being cool, but not quite! |
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Oh geez.
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bananaphone on Jan 30 '08 "Y'ALL ARE THE PEOPLE WE USE TO SHOVE INTO LOCKERS IN HIGH SCHOOL"
It's a pity there's no lockers for you in the unemployment queue. |
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Dick Firestorm on Jan 30 '08 AFTER READING SOME OF THE LATEST PUSSIFIED COMMENTS ON HERE, I'M STARTIN' TO THINK THEY SHOULD RENAME THREADLESS "PUSSYTOWN. YOU GUYS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WHINING PUSSIES. FUCKIN' HILARIOUS.
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NomadSlim on Jan 30 '08 Pussytown??? Send me the coordinates. I am moving there with this shirt on my back and calling myself the governor.
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this shirt is hilarious and it would rule if it won only because i want to see all the fashionxcore people wear it and call it ironic!!!!$2
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If it were 2 guys instead of girls, I'd be sold.
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I agree with phoenixphire24! Make it "Satin's" hot thong-wearing sons making out, and I'll totally $5!!!
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Seabasss on Jan 30 '08 Wow, one of the better designs I've seen in a while! $5
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lol @ banana trying to be funny and just seeming like a silly douche
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I like a bit of kink in my daily wear!
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i almost dickfirestormed myself with a carrot.
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Ellsswhere on Jan 30 '08 DICK FIRESTORM! I think you need to be knighted for allowing the world to see this shirt
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I also agree with phoenixphire24. 2 guys instead of 2 girls would make it so much more manly...something to the level that only Dick Firestorm can approach.
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0, this belongs on certain websites, but not this one.
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hogboy on Jan 30 '08 GODDAMNIT DICK YOU'RE GIVIN ME A BRO-NER!
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this is repulsive
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yuck.
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lol Sage
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PERHAPS SOME ROBOTS SHOULD BE GROPING THEIR BOOBIES?
$5 AND I HOPE TO GOD THIS GETS PRINTED. |
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kennybanzai on Jan 30 '08 |
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Um, sick.
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Absolutely fucking awful.
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maybe if i were white trash and not bi I'd like this... but I don't. sorry dude. send it to hot topic they'll print it...
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kaloyster on Jan 31 '08 They better print this on the Kids tee, too!
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Pussytown??? Send me the coordinates. I am moving there with this shirt on my back and calling myself the governor.
LMFAO - that was funny. This sub has been worth all the comments. |
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sonmi on Jan 31 '08 hogboy on Jan 30 '08
GODDAMNIT DICK YOU'RE GIVIN ME A BRO-NER! hahahahahah |
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kaloyster on Jan 31 '08
They better print this on the Kids tee, too! Never mind - print me a onesie! |
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sagesaget: is that your painting?
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If this gets printed, I have lost all faith in humanity.
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ahahahaha NO
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BaronVonMonkey on Jan 31 '08 DO I SMELL BURNING?!! IT'S THE SMELL OF KOKOCHIYOI GETTIN SCORRRRRRRTTTTTTCHHHH'''''''''''''''''''''D
bro |
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Dick Firestorm on Jan 31 '08 LEAHSUE BRO,
THREADLESS IS ALREADY FAMOUS FOR PRINTING A GIRL BLOWING HER BRAINS OUT AND 2 UNICORNS BONING EACH OTHER. WHY WOULD YOU LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY OVER THIS ONE? |
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cmoorenator on Jan 31 '08 Dick has a point. Unicorns sexing? That's the sort of thing that makes children cry.
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don't forget pooping lucky charmz
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OUCH, DICK CERTAINLY HAS A POINT THERE.
I HOPE THIS GETS PRINTED AND ALL THE KIDDIES THAT ARE OFFENDED LEAVE HERE AND GO BACK TO THEIR HUGBOXES FOR ALL OF ETERNITY. |
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Wow...I've never seen this many comments on a shirt before...atleast I'm pretty sure...
i dunno how i'd score this...I'll file it under "B" for...you know. |
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Man, what is the all time comment record?
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I would buy this shirt and wear it to an aerobics class.
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LOL to Gem1969's comment. You'll have to take a pic at the aerobics class ;)
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this gives me tingly feelings in my pants.
does it come with a PBR tallboy?! |
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HOLY SHIT BRO THIS IS BADA$$$$$$$ THOSE CHIX ARE HOT! FEEL THE BURN! $5
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printed on the back right?!
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can it be negative rating tyme now?
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well this design has certainly captured peoples attention...
but who would actually wear it rather than saying "oh yeah, lesbians are cool and i want a threesome..." be realistic. if you wore it [and i think only males would] then you're hardly going to get laid or find a chick, unless you already found a pair to fuck with. It's insensitive and to a certain degree discriminatory. I don't think threadless would lose much credibility but.... [this ain't art...it's distasteful, sexist and exploiting a topic purely for the coolness factor]. I guess i'm not perverted enough to wear this... Regardless of the subject matter, i think the design is a little flat...good luck to ya though... |
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i'd wear this, find a chick, get laid by her and her sister
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I agree with Dan I would buy this shirt just to tell people about the great DICK FIRESTORM. It would be like going to Disney World and getting a Disney World shirt, just to say you went there.
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"It's insensitive and to a certain degree discriminatory."
I disagree. Two girls making out is perfectly natural, well, depening on the girls of course. If they drive on that side of the street. It would be insensitive and to a certain degree discriminatory to say that two girls making out *SHOULDN'T* be on a shirt! |
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I am not offended at two girls kissing. But I am offended at the blatant consumerism of this shirt. The unicorn shirt doesn't compare to this; that was a satire of sorts, and this is, again, a product. So this gets a 0 and I'm off to Pussyville... But besides all that, congratulations on your attitude and design giving people exactly what they're looking for... You seem to be very good at it. |
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two thumbs up
i know several people who would love this shirt. |
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IF THIS SHIRT GETS PRINTED I AM TEARING OFF THE SLEEVES AND WRITING "PANTERA" ON THE BACK WITH A SILVER SHARPIE.
R.I.P DIMEBAG |
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bananaphone on Jan 31 '08 all these whiney comments remind me of my old subs =P nicely done fake account man.
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!!!
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I don't understand why incest is ok as long as the girls are hot. Would it be ok if it was daddy and daughter?
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All Hail SATIN!
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Robsoul on Jan 31 '08 Seriously though, I do I join this party?!!? |
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Robsoul on Jan 31 '08 Seriously though, how do I join this party?!!? |
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Robsoul on Jan 31 '08 Add some crackles, noise, distressing to give it a vintage feel. |
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Is the one on the left wearing an anklet on her right ankle? That's way too much clothing dude.
I think foil purple lesbian sisters and flocked snakes. Yeah!!!! |
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This reminds me of the Lick Lick Lick sub. Two badly drawn purple lesbians does not erotica make. Just mentioning the L word seems to send 3/4 Threadless males into a hormonal frenzy. Yes, this made me laugh when I saw it but if I actually saw someone wearing it I would just think they were a 20 carot immature tosser.
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kennybanzai on Feb 01 '08 a licky boom boom down-
melting Snow. |
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It would look better if there were two fat ugly androgenous dykes. This way, it is *pure* fantasy, as seen in mags, cable, and other x-rated issues. So, where's the fun in that?!
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Threadless, we have a winner.
Print this in all metallic inks on a retro nü metal faded black tee and here's my credit card number... |
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that skull is lame and the design is stupid. So are people who like metal.
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kennybanzai on Feb 01 '08 nope about the metal
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i like metal.... and all the other elements, air, water, fire, earth...
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can Threadless sew some kind of audio chip into this so that whenever you walk into a room wearing this shirt there's some kick ass shredding guitar solo? like "Bwow! meedly meedly meedly meedly screeeee!" but with like ten million times more licks.
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If Threadless prints this I will never buy anything from them again.
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Torakamikaze on Feb 01 '08 Yeah, I probably wouldnt buy anything from them again either because Id end up spending every penny I have on as many copies of this I can get.
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Idiot
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You'd probably be horrified if it was two guys.
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Torakamikaze on Feb 01 '08 Cactus
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Torakamikaze on Feb 01 '08 Id buy the guy version for my niece.
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Torakamikaze on Feb 01 '08 or I'd make it into pants.
...or like a cape. it would be awesome. |
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If a girl was wearing this and she was going to take her shirt off, I'd tell her to keep it on. THATS HOW AMAZING THIS SHIRT IS.
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oh dude. a cape would be the ultimate
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Torakamikaze on Feb 01 '08 you should do it 429, id buy 36
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once in a great threadlesswhile there comes a design so beyond the capacities of critical analysis and educated theorizing so far above the astral planes so in the center of the 12 trumpets so silent and loud, beautiful and ugly, destructive and creative that it shakes threadless to it's core. the fundamentalists start thumping the ground with their educated soldiers equipped with xeroxed pamphlets from craftsman workshops angry at the love. dick firestorm, good sir, has taken our universe that used to think we were a part of and squeezed it like soft, nearly-rotting vegetable until there were two new vegetables created out of the mess.
here we stand, before you, GOD FIRESTORM, scortched. |
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i always find it funny when someoen bitches about a shirt being wrong... while they are wearing fflowers in teh attic
i have decided to monify my 5 |
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Exclamatory comment, disgust about the submission, and snarky remark. Negative rating pointing our spelling error and obvious lack of taste.
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high hopes....you got, hiiigghh hopes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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This isn't the kind of shirt one could where every day, only for special occasions.
It would melt my face even more with purple foil girls and a glow in the dark skull outline on the black, where it will only show in the darkness. And I think the girls should have little devil horns, and maybe one on the left could have a butt tattoo. |
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$5, Awesome.
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Oh I don't know. Yes, its badass, but it could use a little something extra. Like...like Bowser! From Super Mario Brothers! And hes wearing cool shades and looking up over them at you like "Yeaaa". Only he's also WAILING on a double-necked guitar and the notes are like coming out from them. Wait, wait, he's also on a surfboard riding the waves! So he's ridin' and wailin'! And that should all be behind a big pot leaf.....wwwwwhich is ALSO ALL behind a big cross, cause you know, you gotta be true to your religion. Now THAT'D be badass! (Lets see if anyone picks this up)
If I worked a job that did not require regular showering and/or grooming, or wearing shirts with sleeves for that matter, or maintaining a non-volatile persona, I'd consider buying this shirt to wear while guzzling PBR 30-racks with my metalhead guy friends with hair longer than my girlfriends. Unfortunately, I don't operate like that so this one's not for me. Good luck I suppose though, you certainly got some attention. |
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OMFG, I have been avoiding clicking this all week because I am usually on Threadless at work and I didn't want to get totally fired. It is a lucky thing that I didn't click on this but I am so happy that I got to vote on this design.
P.S., sir, if it is not too much of an affront to your style-dream, I second d3d's request for purple foil girls. |
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bananaphone on Feb 02 '08 "You'd probably be horrified if it was two guys."
It'd be fucking hilarious if it was 2 guys. |
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*faints from orgasmic fury*
*wakes up* *votes $5* *faints again* |
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Do you mean Satin as in the fabric? Or Satan as in the Lord of the Underworld? Just checking.
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I can't believe this is only five inks?!?! $5 fo' sho'
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purple foil girls and glow skull ftw
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andyg on Feb 02 '08 Foil inks on this one are definitely a great idea!
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steven218 on Feb 02 '08 you know, for all the chat here, the thread-la-guys really should print this. whether it's a joke or not, i'd buy one.
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noponies on Feb 02 '08 $5
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it's SATAN,
satin is a fabric |
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Satin is an Ancient Greek God with incestuous daughters, basic Classics there...
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Hope the threadless judges know what will sell them the most tees. Men and women, young and old, buy tees. Not everyone will want to wear soft porn. I think two guys getting it on will be my next submission. With skulls and flames, of course.
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This needs to be printed, because the world NEEDS DICK FIRESTORM.
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MOAR ANAL PLZ!
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Could someone please screen cap and vectorize this entire page of comments then sub it as a shirt design? That's the shirt I want to wear.
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if threadless prints this... im off. thats it, im away. this is vulgar and disgusting. keep ur porn to urself.
if i saw anyone wearing this, i would either cross to the other side of the road or run over and kick them in the balls. multiple times. this is an arsehole shirt. besides, the artwork itself is not all that great. so cliched and boring. not impressed. |
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I think DICK FIRESTORM has really captured the essence of revolution!
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i love it when terrible designs are submitted...it is so fulfilling clicking the "0".
I'm still waiting for a shirt that is as good as this shirt is bad...what happened to the good old ones like Biblical Disaster and Caravan? |
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Johnny Baboon on Feb 03 '08 i might get this tattooed on my chest, it's that good
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i love that no matter how bad the design and execution, if half naked girls are on it, and especially if their making out, there will be guys out there that think it amazing. if this shirt is printed it would be extremely surprised and a little disappointed in threadless to be honest
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as much as i hate it... my boyfriends would probably love it to be honest
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can't...stop...lol...
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I'm afraid that if this gets printed, it'll spawn a whole new wave of Threadless designs! Kind of like how Hostel and Saw started the whole "horror porn" genre, or how Kate Moss ushered in the "heroin chic" model look! Threadless' fame for amusingly cute and quirky designs will fade away into "sex sells."
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it will be a funny thing to see how threadless handles this. no doubt that this shirt will sell, but at the same time they will loose so much respect.
interesting. im waiting for the solution. |
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I know it's late in the day for suggesting changes, but if you could make an Aliens-style mouth thing smash thru the back of one of the lesbian's head, I'd buy a shedload.
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It´s THE BEST TSHIRT ON EARTH!
I'll GIVE 5$$$$ THIS HAVE EVERYTHING SEC GIRLS FIRE SKULL AND SNAKES! SNAKES MAN!!! YOU ROCK! |
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"if threadless prints this... im off. thats it, im away. this is vulgar and disgusting. keep ur porn to urself.
if i saw anyone wearing this, i would either cross to the other side of the road or run over and kick them in the balls. multiple times. this is an arsehole shirt. besides, the artwork itself is not all that great. so cliched and boring. not impressed." sounds like someone needs to go back to their fucking hugbox, AMIRITE?!?!?!?! no but seriously, all the nayayers need to chill out, drink some cold pbr, and rethink this design, you know, let it sink in. and if you're still on your high and mighty morals horse, well then you probably have no sense of humor. i sincerely hope mr. firestorm keeps on submitting designs to here, as they are so face melting and ahead of the times that it could inspire a whole new cultural movement. FIRESTORM FOR PRESIDENT IN 08'!!!! |
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Can you make a shirt vibrate? Maybe not when you buy it from Threadless, I mean when you get it home and do it yourself, like with stuff from the hardware store.
E-mail me pls cause I want mine to do that when this prints. Thnx. cb. |
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$5
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I want to wear this shirt and nothing else.
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stingerstyler on Feb 03 '08 damn, that's one sexy shirt!
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Harmless porno, if there is such a thing. Unimaginative teen fantasy
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has anyone here ever seen 'gummo'?
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LOL @ Weasel.
$4 If You Spell Satan Right. |
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hahahah how the hell did this get through
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sweet. could you airbrush this onto the side of my harley? or hey, it would look awesome on a big rig too.
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loser.
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if by bad reputation points you mean badass reputation points, then i agree 100%
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threadless needs to make some limited edition mud flaps for this...
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bump, BUMP BUMP BUMP!
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hate that.
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Dudes, the concept, yes, hotness. But 1, NOT THREADLESS MATERIAL, and 2, NOT EXECUTED WELL, ANYWAY. If you're going to attempt something this stereotypical, spice it up with some real artistic flavor.
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I would buy this in a heartbeat
$5 |
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Dick Firestorm on Feb 04 '08 EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A FUCKIN' DESIGN EXPERT ON HERE. TANGLEDDREAMS BRO, WHY ISN'T MY DESIGN THREADLESS MATERIAL? THEY GOTTA PRINT SOMETHING DIFFERENT ONCE IN A WHILE. THEY CAN'T KEEP PRINTING DESIGNS WITH MILK CARTONS WITH SMILEY FACES AND SHIT LIKE THAT. AND WHY ISN'T MY DESIGN EXECUTED WELL? IT'S SIMPLE AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, BRO. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
DSCHONES, YOU'RE A DOUCHE. |
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hence the R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N, brother
ignore them |
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WTF is with all the lesbian daughters of Satin subs lately? Seriously?
Is there some kind of secret contest I don't know about? This is like the 7th lesbian daughters of satin sub I've seen in the last few minutes! |
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ew... thats all i have to say. if i wanted to see this i would watch the tv.. not on my shirt sorry. 0$
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Can I have a belt tattoo print of this, please?
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staffell on Feb 04 '08 please show me where I can find this on tv?
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ladrones on Feb 04 '08 "I'm afraid that if this gets printed, it'll spawn a whole new wave of Threadless designs! "
dick firestorm is the tip of the iceburg. hahahahaha wtf. ok "dick" who ever you REALLY are im just gonna have to give you some slow motivated clapping. i mean the whole persona is perfect. the fact that you actually submitted something under this awesome persona. the art looks what you sound like. so on key. i know you know us and we probably know you. so, god bless you dick firestorm . . . who ever you are. |
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Dick has his own TV show?
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Are you in any way related to Nicolas Cage? If so can you get me his autograph? if not can you make a version of this shirt for the ladies with 2 dudes?
kthx |
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HELL YES DICK FIRESTORM KEEP THE FIRE BURNING ALLWAYS AND FOREVER BRO!!!
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303 COMMENTS AND COUNTING, DUDE! HAIL SAITIN!!!
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Todow on Feb 01 '08
If a girl was wearing this and she was going to take her shirt off, I'd tell her to keep it on. THATS HOW AMAZING THIS SHIRT IS. Hahaha! I hope it gets printed before Valentine's day Bro, forget Victoria's Secret. True love deserves FIRESTORM!! |
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even if this is a joke, the design still sucks and the joke is bad anyway.
next time you might want to invest in a little spellcheck. lame. 0. |
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It's got the subtlety of a sledgehammer and about as much thought put into it.
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damn you, dick trickle!
5$ and I'll take EIGHT drugs, please |
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ROBBED!!! 1.12
such bullshit bro |
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Somehow this doesn't compute.
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DICK'S GONNA BE SCORTCHIN' A LOTTA PUSSIES WHEN HE FINDS OUT!
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lol!!!
lowest score to last 7 days? could also be the lowest print ever too? |
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It wasn't me i gave it 5$. Yes its not the best design, yes its not the most beautiful, yes its not political correct but damn its badass!
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after 7 days? demand a recount, man
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Dick Firestorm on Feb 05 '08 THE VOTERS SCORTCH'D THREADLESS.
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wotto on Feb 05 '08 how did that happen?
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THAT SCORE IS STRAIGHT BOLOGNA BRO!
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P to the R to the I to the N to the T!
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for a childs?
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BaronVonMonkey on Feb 05 '08 DICK FIRESTORM, you sir, are a living legend. Or at least a damn fine fictional legend.
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Wow, dick got robbed...
I thought threadless users had a better sense of humor. |
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How was this able to last so long???
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NUFF SAID
6. HIPOCRATIC, EXISTENTIAL, and COLORFUL!!! COMMENT FOR lovers of Nihongo (Japanese)~! (namely) TORA- As Tobias Funke would say It makes me a little buy-curious! |
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NUFF SAID
6. HIPOCRATIC, EXISTENTIAL, and COLORFUL!!! COMMENT FOR lovers of Nihongo (Japanese)~! (namely) TORA- As Tobias Funke would say It makes me a little buy-curious! |
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FRUCK NO WORKIE!!!
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WAIT A SECOND! WERE ALL THOSE FUCKIN $5 VOTES SARCASTIC OR WHAT! DICK GOT SCOOOORCHED!
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P
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i SO 5'd this badass tee!
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great score!
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that is really disgusting...and it would would make the wearer look like a gay-hating bigot. If that is what you intended, get it off the site.
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I give this a zeor because it is offensive and women who are lesbians dont even look like that most of the time there really butch and dont waer bras and have short hear and waer baseball caps for their womens soccor team because there into sports and drinking beers and they hate girly drinks
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ahahahahaha
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"would make the wearer look like a gay-hating bigot"
No, what would make someone look like a gay-hating bigot is to say that images of lesbians kissing is "really disgusting" and that those who submit them should "get it off the site". |
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fatheed on Feb 07 '08 PEOPLE GONNA GET BUUUUURNED FOR THIS SCORE.
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BaronVonMonkey on Feb 07 '08 OMG THAT WAS THE 333RD COMMENT THAT"S HALF OF 666! IT'S A SIGN FROM SATIN!!!!!!!!
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SATIN DUMBS YOU TO HALL!
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INFENRAL HALL!
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for a kid child!
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print.
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r i n t $$$$$ I love all the comments pissing over "it says satin". or calling firestorm unemployeed. Wow. FIRESTORM A COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMIRITE? |
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FIRESTORM + SATIN = SCORTCH'D
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wtf..... just gimmie tha damn shit
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Wow, how the hell did I miss this? Man, I guess I hadn't been hanging around enough!
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this is the winner right?
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PRINT. I'm not even joking
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agreed. PRINT
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Looks like a crappy ripoff of Lindsey Kuhn's SWAMP WOMEN, and they have a t-shirt of the print too, which is MUCH better than this piece of crap...
http://www.swampco.com/art_prints2.html http://www.swampco.com/merch/popups/tshirt_swampwoman.html |
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silverqe on Sep 18 '08 It hilarious how some people take this sub so seriously, hahhaa. Just reading the comments make me laugh. I would have $5 (or $0)'d this no problem if I could voted, and I'm a straight female.
Congrats on your other badass print though! |
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Robsoul on Sep 19 '08 madcow217, who the hell is Lindsey Kuhn? and that print sux azz, it's hilarious that you even tried to call out DICK FIRESTORM, honestly, I have some quality Barely Legal lesbian vids that are more closely related than that wack azz print.
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Robsoul on Sep 19 '08 and print this!
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I want this design tattooed on my balls. IT IS RAWK!
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Arrow08 on Apr 14 '09 hot!
PRINT! |
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$5!
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dschwen on Mar 09 '10 PRINT!
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i love how people wanna criticize the art or the idea or what the FUCK ever. this shits hilarious. so much shit on threadless is like TOO INDIE FOR ZOEY DESCHENEL or whatever that indie girls name is. id like to make a request, DICKFIRESTORM. please draw a huge breasted woman in a skimpy leather jacket holding a chrome .357 magnum, which is shooting out a bottle of rolling rock.
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Ryder Revolution on Jul 09 '10 SATIN PRINT
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I was cracking the fuck up reading all of these comments HAHAHA
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This needs more details!
It doesn't look real enough. Come on son, you can do better. |
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you do realize satin is a fabric..
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