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 VROOOOooooOM!
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Hold The Relish ftw!
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pew pew!
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Torakamikaze on Jan 03 '08 that's my dog!!!!
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dacat on Jan 03 '08 ha ha ha, funny as hell!
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Go Maltz!
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zipperking on Jan 03 '08 I TASTE A PRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nice one maltz
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you guys know how to treat a lady
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zomg amazing crowd detail!
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I can't wait to find out the "weiner" of this race! $5!
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MALTZ! This shirt is epic and amazing. $5
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5$
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the mustard and ketchup have scratch n' sniff foil
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the chili dog withdrew after allegations of doping.
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hahaha
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FRICKINAWESOME on Jan 03 '08 Is number 7 wearing a spiked German helmut? OMG, the details on this one just keeps giving and giving!
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againstbound on Jan 03 '08 Is this Kafka inspired? it obviously is, genius, the crowd could use some more coloring but even so its a 5$ as it is
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Such a deep commentary on the modern meat and racing industries!
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WhitneyBeth on Jan 03 '08 that's my dog!!!!! $5!
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^lol at Lhiiiz
Beatiful. what else can i say? 5!!! |
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secretly robots on Jan 03 '08 i almost passed over this but then i realized the symbolism of the flaming car and had to give it a $5
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ginetteginette on Jan 03 '08 christ it's beautiful.
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wotto on Jan 03 '08 did i miss something here?
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^555!!!$$$
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wotto: i think you missed the subway :(
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Hahaha 57
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you noticed!
she noticed :+) |
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Yeah Dude!!!
$$ FI VE $$ |
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high five !
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THAT'S MY DOG!
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you did it!!!!! 5$
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simulated process
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more like simulated flavour....
hey o... |
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abeadle on Jan 03 '08 amazing
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abeadle on Jan 03 '08 $5.54 the price of my usual sub sandwich
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lol @ thats my dag!! Awesome job Mr. Maltzy :D $5
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lol @ irony of "hold the relish" having relish on it! 5$
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perfect
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ahahah maltz!
Because of this shirt, we should get married. The whole wedding party will wear this shirt. We will serve hot dogs. It will be marvellous. 5$ |
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mr.pimpant on Jan 03 '08 so $5!! hahaha
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That mustard is adorable. $5
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igo2cairo on Jan 03 '08 Your style is totally charming! Hope I get the chance to wear this. A big $5
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This shirt just gave me an orgasm. I wept for twenty minutes.
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i don't understand. Half of it looks like a five year old drew and colored it and the other half looks done in paint, and people love it.
Well, I don't. |
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but we had such a good thing HeatherC19!
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also 5 years old can beat up 3 year olds...so i'm cool with it
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Not super-powered robot 3 year olds. With lasers.
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those would present a problem. true.
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ISABOA on Jan 03 '08 always bet on the sinai kosher - 5$
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HeatherC19 on Jan 03 '08
i don't understand. Half of it looks like a five year old drew and colored it and the other half looks done in paint, and people love it. you know some talented 5-year-olds. i was looking through my old kindergarten journals a while ago and my dad looked like an ant. |
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that's my dog too!
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That dogs hot enough to taste. Yummy!
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artdrops on Jan 03 '08 hot diggity dog! $5
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you're the next fathead!
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fathead! like those giant poster things? i love those
you got a fathead? |
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I want a Lou Pinella Fathead
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jstumpenhorst on Jan 03 '08 hahahaha!!
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This race wasn't as great as year two. Remember when car 24 crashed at the finish line, and how the fans devoured the driver? It was like a Fellini film.
However, the rendering here is at a level to which my eyes bleed with joy, and thus, I have found new respect for year three. Thanks for giving us God's highlight film, Maltz. |
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JackMartin ftw
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is there a secret message hidden in the detailed scribbling in the audience section?
i believe i see some disguised cursive reading "$5 and Print for sure!!!" |
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those are the other audience members...but...they're...all...uhhh...simultaneously vomiting and convulsing...so they only appear squiggly.
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NomadSlim on Jan 03 '08 Is the trophy the original a golden, scale version of the Oscar Meyer wiener-mobile?
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and 3 of them are seagulls
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no trophy...the winner gets a years supply of hot dogs!
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OH MY GOD MALTZ!!!!!!!!
5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
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OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiz-nit!
55555555555555555555 |
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jean_warhol on Jan 03 '08 HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MAGNIFIQUE!
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oh no i broked the caps locks :(
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eeew ugly
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Torakamikaze on Jan 03 '08 eeew AMAZING!!
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where is that griffin character
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FRICKINAWESOME on Jan 03 '08 i KNEW that chili dog racer was gonna give off far too much gas and crash and burn!
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viralVISUAL on Jan 03 '08 Mmmm, nummers
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is this like an alternate version of the sandwich car? Damn sandwich mobiles making me hungry...is that the point of all this to make us hungry and go eat sandwiches?
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hot dogs are people sammiches too
:( |
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make me a sandwich!!!!
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or a hot dog sammich
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mmm
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you can't catch them though they are too fast
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and unpredictable
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"So what exactly is that that you're wearing?"
"Well, it's some racing hot dogs and my wicked-awesome friend Maltzy designed it" "What's a 'Maltzy'?" "Really, if you don't know, I can't begin to explain. But...... (wait for it......) That's my dog!!!!!! " |
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this is so amazing. the end.
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I really would buy this in a second if it got printed.
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WanderingBert on Jan 03 '08 Dispite the fact that Lightning Bolt Backwards 44 is about to win, I really am fond of German Helmet Distorted Skanky Woman Outline 7. I do feel sorry for Crash and Burn- his numbers been cooked right off!
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WanderingBert on Jan 03 '08 I have no comment pertaining to Relish Removed Water Logged 3.
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bsweber on Jan 03 '08 oh man, i was getting four to one on relish. i hope he pulls through!
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polynothing on Jan 03 '08 so good...
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"Hold the 3 relish"
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the 44 is not backwards he's just going really really fast
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...it's backwards...
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ilovedoodle on Jan 04 '08 Haha "That's My Dog"!!!
Maltz Rock! |
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every time I look, I see something new here 5$
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...dumb.
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Torakamikaze on Jan 04 '08 ...smart.
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...average
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...intelligent
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..foam at mouth
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Highlarryus, Maltz!
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Hawt
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100th comment! PJ get's a free picture of ketchup in a random unnanounced blog!
be on the lookout for your prize |
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ok but it seems a little bit like a little kids sketch,,,maybe darken some lines?
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$10,000 bestee for design of the year
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pinkweasel, i'm only 8!
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I want this on my t-shirt.
On my underpants. Tatooed on the inside of my eyelid so that I can look at it everytime I blink. Carved into my headstone. As my China pattern. As my new mommy. |
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mustard is a QT !
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i've never looked better.
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Torakamikaze on Jan 04 '08 my uncle needs this!
PRINT!!! |
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i just had ketchup on my omelet
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you guys are all hi-larious. omg maltz you are an artistic genius! i'd rock this all up and down my campus. $5+infinite reprints
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im confused. why wasn't this a Revolution submission?
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that relish is such a hawt dog!
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yay Maltz!!!!
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FRICKINAWESOME on Jan 05 '08 I think we all know by now this is gonna be a print and on every hot item list on the internet within miliseconds of it being up for sale.
You have just won the art war. Fuck the battles. |
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Go hotdogs go!
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taste good on shirt!
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lets predict scores...
i'm thinking a 5.03 on this one. |
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let's hope not.
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I would buy this if it won. FORREALZ
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Jemae on Jan 05 '08 haha! That's My Dog! :D
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i know very little about art on Jan 05 '08 Cute:D
love hotdog! |
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i love you all.
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Yes Maltz yes indeed $5
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it's so bad it's good. However no writing with paint... go all the way with the hand drawn look.
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Torakamikaze on Jan 06 '08 was this printed yet?
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i saw this on another site already...how popular is this thing
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jaz999 - the paint portion will be "flocked" so as to make it seem like you're really part of the race
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so this is what you whispering in my ear about, the other night.
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shhh!
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See you dont need alotta graphic shading n stuff to have a sweet as design hehe.
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IncubusThis i love that one song from incubus!
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can we just skip the whole however many days left to score and just get a print already?
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FRICKINAWESOME on Jan 07 '08 If this was printed on Threadless, it would be the digital version of the cabbage patch kid riots where parents were stepping on each other's throats for farm-made plastic children. Only with more violence.
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watch out flying mouse!
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design of the year! i ain't see anything better!
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This shirt will change the way the world works forever. Make it now.
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FOREVER!
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This is insane!
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FEEL THE FURY!
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opifan64 on Jan 07 '08 You are the Chosen One. Keep the text, hold the relish, know kung fu. $5
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you are kidding me.
my 4 year old sister could draw this. I love it. |
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haha best comment ever
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The hot dog race of death?????
THAT SOUNDS TOO SCURRY TO BE ON A TEE! |
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don't be scurred
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if there's an explosion, it will be an explosion of delcious proportions
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BUT I LOVE THE HOT DOGS
*weeps |
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mr.pimpant on Jan 08 '08 if this isn't a print i'll shave my moustache.
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zomg DON'T PRINT!
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BubuSam on Jan 08 '08 Hahah funny stuff! How could you draw this?!!
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Maltz.
Can you make me a drawing of me + your hot dog racer? I would like loves it. $5 |
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BubuSam on Jan 08 '08 Just go for it! ^_________^
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connect four!
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FRICKINAWESOME on Jan 08 '08 SAMMICH SAMMICH SAMMICH HOT DOGGGGGGGGGGG!
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i hope this breaks a 1!
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It's gonna break a 7.35 and 1/2
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seriously. when does this print? i want it for my bday.
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Hear that, T-less??? That means this sucka needs to print today so I can overnight it to CP for tomorrow!!!
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that's right! PRINT tonight! just 1, for me, special bday edition! and hit the UPS store asap!
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oh you two
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How come you think we're kidding?
We're dead cereal. |
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serial cereal!
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haha you rapscallions!
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is that like some new rap group? or is it actual rapping scallions, like chives and onions beat boxing??
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My name is Big Chive and I'm here to say
Vote for Maltzy's sub ever-ree-day Give it a fiver, even a six Come on now, yo, don't be a dick! (this is proof yet again why white women should not attempt to rap. ever.) |
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^5 wifey at rapping onions!
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Thanks, wife!!!
(mebbe I will write you a b-day rap next!) |
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did ur 6 yr old cousin draw this?
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did ur 6 yr old cousin draw this?
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fail
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do not pass Go.
do not collect $200. no wai. |
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haha it's okay....bobobob1230 naw i drew this, sorry I don't have the skills you ha-....oh...nm...
thanks for the caw-ment! |
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I'm hungry now. That's how awesome this shirt is.
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HUNGRY FOR EXTREME RACING?
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Maltz can we talk samich for realz?
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sure.
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yea. can we get a Maltz sammich.
wait.... what?! |
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well it is your birthday
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Hot dog as sambitches...
I talk to turkish friend last night ands says hot dog without a doubt samich.... she says ice cream samich iz sambitch tooz! |
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turkish agree hot dog = samich
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^5! maltz gives best bday presies EVER!
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Happy brithday
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thanks nesta!
now where's my hotdog tee?! |
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Man I may need to change my name to blog killer...
Im a seasoned pro |
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Maltz may want you to send you to "search" for it...
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lol hahaha nice thanks for lookin out Nesta
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oooh! like a scavanger hunt?! sweetness
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CP has 75% found her samich
ru you teh meatz or bead? |
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i is the sweet relish
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and how boutz celery saltz?
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ooh. celery salt is SO good in potato salad! which, goes with potato salad!
damn. i'm hungry! |
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*hot dogs
heh |
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*hands wif some celery salt potato salad to put on her potato salad*
cheeky p.s. is this blog even still about Maltzy's sub??? lolz |
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of course it is!
i was just telling Nesta that i'd like to wear this shirt and eat potato salad! :D |
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okay - just be careful not to wear the potato salad ON the shirt!
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why? would someone eat me?!
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*cough* not going *cough* there
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what's goin on in hurr?
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Torakamikaze on Jan 09 '08 P
R I N T ! ! ! |
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nothing...
yes! fantastic tee! $5! |
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lol @ Maltz coming back to find out his tee blog has been hi-jacked
That's mah dog!!! Still a print and still fie dollah!! |
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BaronVonMonkey on Jan 09 '08 200 comments? Must be a print
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100 of them are mine.
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Only 12 were mine!!
wait.... Make it 13 |
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Ste7en on Jan 10 '08 why is "hold the relish" covered in relish?
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it's irony
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delicious, sweet, relishy irony
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viralVISUAL on Jan 10 '08 Its cause he lives dangerously
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Why I never comment on subs? I vote on subs. I am a bad commenter.
I am sorry. High with the slapping of the five fingers and the palms. |
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He's holding the relish. Seemed obvious to me.
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1.38! hahahaha why wasn't this dropped?
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because that score is backwards! It supposed to be 8.31!
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I think Lhiiiz is right!!
I gave it a 58.3 you were robbed, Maltzy... |
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jean_warhol on Jan 10 '08 3.8! print
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WanderingBert on Jan 10 '08 Hooray!
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in all seriousness though ... isn't there like a rule or something...haha i don't get it
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The 1.5 rule isn't like a guillotine anymore for a score I don't think. They factor in a lot of other whatever now.
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jean_warhol on Jan 10 '08 sometimes they leave designs in the running if they are getting tons of comments, i noticed
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haha wow
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FRICKINAWESOME on Jan 10 '08 DEF printable score.
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DaniellesGarden on Jan 10 '08 I thought it would do better to be honest.
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Dude, Cat on a Skateboard got printed....
*anything* is possible!!! |
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ditto to wifey! ^5 on that!
so, 1.38 qualifies to print, RIGHT?! *glares menacingly at tless* |
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haha and now the fun begins
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yay! fun hot dog time!!!!
*starts making potato salad in preperation of arrival of tee* |
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*gets frame ready*
(because such a work of art cannot merely be worn...) |
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but seriously... this is gonna be a write in for Rev right?
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i hate you all
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im gonna say that threadless will print a limited edition of this shirt
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sheepman I honestly felt bad, i apologized in the sub station blog !
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what sub station blog? i looked forever for it and never found it
and its all good i know it was just all fun and games |
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the blog deals with pants.
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holy shit i know exactly which one your talking about...i passed it like seriously 100 times looking for the main blog...damn i wasted at least 3 hours looking through blog after blog and the whole time it was right in front of my face...nice pants damn you...now i have to read through all the comments
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hahaha heee hehehe tee hee
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they have hot dog races at the ballgames on the video screen
I always root for ketchup |
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ketchup uses performance enhancing condiments
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Oh sheepman! Welcome to the flock! Now seriously when can I cover myself with this fantastic PRINT!!!!????
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haha you's guysssss
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me wants!!!! *pouts*
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i think should go straight to select
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zomg Sheep! you are a genius!
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P
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Give up.
On life. |
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:(
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Oh no, on life? That's worse than giving up smoking or fatty foods.
It may be the harshest insult ever spoken. |
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roadkill3d on Jan 27 '08 PRINT!
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Print this crazy mo fo!!!!!!
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SELECT!!!!!
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sorry, but is this printed yet or what?!
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No shiz!!
*has wallet handy & ready* |
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hey, i was here first! *fights with Twigs for cutting*
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lol @ wifey - I'm sure there will be plenty to go around - Threadless is going to print a million of these!! ;)
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will this come with hot dog?
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and bun hat
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to bad instead of the car contest thing there having they should have a hot dog mobile race...that would be ace...and like the top 3 could get limited edition prints of this...YES!!!!!!
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P
R I N T T H E S H I R T D A M K N I T |
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too small
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thats what she said!
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no wait!
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ah forget it
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Seriously....
she said that |
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???
Maltzi... lets not talk! |
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LOL i really like this!
it has that childish aesthetic which i love. +hot dogs are coool! |
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i'm 4!
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for old times sake, lol @ this not being printed ...YET
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dan... this sucks. just thought you should know. :)
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it's pretty miserable
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These should be printed early, and made dress code for all Threadless gatherings!
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PRINT
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Pretty/miserable
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Maltzmania = savant - the crazy
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um.... is this printed yet???
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olie! on Mar 18 '08 THAT'S MY DAWG
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There is no reason for my comment other than just wanting to be noticed in a crowd.
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hahaha PIMPZILLaaaaah!a
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Why hasn't this sucka printed yet? I was expecting to be wearing this by now!
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It's outrageous that this hasn't been printed yet. I mean, look at that presentation!
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all done on a Arby's napkin
presentation included |
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Heather C19 just doesn't understand.
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she's anti-dogite
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No doubt.
So. . .when do we get the privilage of viewing your next sub? |
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Summer 08'
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I say the future is now. Make it April '08.
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The now is future!
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PRINT :D
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so like, uh, how did this get passed over for the 1st prints?
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I was thinking the same thing, wifey!
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interesting.
plink plink kit kit kit? |
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kit kit kit
kat kat kat |
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viralVISUAL on Apr 14 '08 It's cool.
We'll see it as a select later. |
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$26
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That's my dog!!
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hold the relish!
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when's the 4th annual Maltzy?!
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Summer 08'
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P
R I N T !!!!!!!!! |
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E
A T !!!!!!!!! |
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oooh Summer '08!!
*marks down on calendar* |
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PPRRR . . . INT?
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opifan64 on May 30 '08 yesssss!!!!!
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YES!
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That's my dog!
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PRINT!
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ir0cko on Aug 25 '08 I NEED THIS
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you sons of bitches.
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i love you.
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wtf why no print wtf wtf
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thx buddy! help me get some 5 s!
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everytime this get's bumped
an angel uses the restroom |
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no select yet?
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zoon.
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the boy fitz hammond on Oct 17 '08 Still not printed?
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haha each day it looks more and more like Hot Dog Races will not run free in this world
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but but... i want the Hot Dog Races!
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cool hotdogs!
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jean_warhol on Dec 31 '08 im selling these on the Korean tee market
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hahaha... that is epic! well done sir, well done!
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againstbound on Feb 05 '09 I'm still corssing my fingers for this one for april fools.
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i'm Corssing em too!
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you know.... the 4th annual race should be coming up soon, no?
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it was canceled due to rain and watery buns
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oh dang. hate when that happens.
perhaps the relish and ketchup can carry on without the dogs? |
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BaronVonMonkey on Mar 23 '09 Y'know, I totally had a daydream about this design the other day
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we are psychically connected. that's not creepy of me to say at all.
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BaronVonMonkey on Mar 23 '09 I think the hotdog is probably one of the primal symbols of the Jungian collective unconscious. Yep.
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evan3 on Aug 27 '09 umm print?
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YELL
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