About the design
on December 5, 2007
This design is actually a very subtle code. When you wear this shirt and look at yourself in the mirror, the code will trigger the glands in your brain and make them squirt pleasure toxins across your pendular lobes -- the effect of which is that you feel like you've been breathing helium and you will imagine that you are wearing sunglasses EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT.
If you wear this shirt, look at yourself in the mirror, and say "pseudonym jones" three times, I will come out of the mirror and wring the life from you with my bare hands.
These bloody, gnarled hands.
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