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Dec 12 '07
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1.82 out of 5
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pseudonymjones
About my design
by pseudonymjones   
This design is actually a very subtle code. When you wear this shirt and look at yourself in the mirror, the code will trigger the glands in your brain and make them squirt pleasure toxins across your pendular lobes -- the effect of which is that you feel like you've been breathing helium and you will imagine that you are wearing sunglasses EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT.

If you wear this shirt, look at yourself in the mirror, and say "pseudonym jones" three times, I will come out of the mirror and wring the life from you with my bare hands.

These bloody, gnarled hands.

VOTE FIVE DOLLARS!
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Dec 12 '07
yup. you're still a sick bastard.
awesome.
Montro
   Montro on Dec 12 '07

If you wear this shirt, look at yourself in the mirror, and say "pseudonym jones" three times, I will come out of the mirror and wring the life from you with my bare hands.


This is the only reason why I would buy this shirt.
Fi Dolla!
oonitae
oonitae on Dec 12 '07
hilarious. $5
the golden spatula
the golden spatula on Dec 12 '07
5$!!
teddyboy
   teddyboy on Dec 12 '07
Tis beast!!!
burgz
burgz on Dec 12 '07
Bahahaha!!!! fif dollar. Mirror check....no sunglasses check....
ir0cko
   ir0cko on Dec 12 '07
awesome. 5!
alvarejo
   alvarejo on Dec 12 '07
different, great job
Rajiara
Rajiara on Dec 12 '07
The only thing more amazing than your design is the description. Big fat 5! :D
jublin
   jublin on Dec 12 '07
hehehe ho ho i love it
olie!
   olie! on Dec 12 '07
This is pretty flippin' sweet man
BigGesus
BigGesus on Dec 12 '07
hahahaha 5 for the explanation
kayceislost
kayceislost on Dec 12 '07
i kept looking for a button to click to get an awesome animation on here but i couldnt find it how commmmeee

i mean, yay pseudo!
polynothing
   polynothing on Dec 12 '07
$5 good stuff!
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Dec 12 '07
555
NomadSlim
   NomadSlim on Dec 12 '07
I'd like to wear this to a funeral. Especially my own.
Chelseaoyesums
Chelseaoyesums on Dec 12 '07
love the unicorn
the guy on it is creepy...
miuki
miuki on Dec 12 '07
he he:)
superbang
superbang on Dec 12 '07
holy shit. this shirt must be made. my real name is actually bang. this shirt must be made. $5'd for effing sure.
mezo
   mezo on Dec 12 '07
BANG gun! Yes!
JoeMonster
JoeMonster on Dec 13 '07
if it doesn't work as you said it would, will i get my money back?
littlem
littlem on Dec 13 '07
disgustingly good! :p
BrandonB11
BrandonB11 on Dec 13 '07
this is so awesome

i want one now 5$
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Dec 13 '07
oh man this is a musthave 5$!
pseudonymjones
   pseudonymjones on Dec 13 '07
THANKS EVERYBODY

I am glad you like this shirt I conjured (b/w arcane means)!
iraqo
iraqo on Dec 13 '07
The magic is lost.
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Dec 13 '07
YES Please!
sugarygoodness
sugarygoodness on Dec 13 '07
$5 love it!
Bisparulz
   Bisparulz on Dec 13 '07
Great 5$
Steve_Wolfhard
Steve_Wolfhard on Dec 13 '07
Hey, I know that you follow "Calamity" Jon Morris. I posted this drawing in his Monster Manuel in October.

This is pretty suspicious, buddy.
chelly
chelly on Dec 13 '07
excellent!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Dec 13 '07
I'm squirting pleasure toxins just looking at this right now.
xiv
   xiv on Dec 13 '07
yes !
iraqo
iraqo on Dec 14 '07
UH-OH! I'smella something fisha!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 14 '07
cute!
noponies
   noponies on Dec 14 '07
funny
LlamasDesignMyHeart
LlamasDesignMyHeart on Dec 14 '07
this reminds me of like puppets and ren & stimpy.

ah i miss ren & stimpy.


OH but i like this :]]] alot, its weird.
but good. ;]
Tonteau
   Tonteau on Dec 15 '07
Ace!!
theangeli
theangeli on Dec 15 '07
sweet! $5
Merzi
Merzi on Dec 15 '07
yeah, i agree, 5. Due mainly to your super explanation
fatheed
   fatheed on Dec 15 '07
Awesome $5
jublin
   jublin on Dec 15 '07
i love the horse face.

you're a HORSE FACE
Keter
Keter on Dec 15 '07
I really hate this. But I understand it. I'm not sure which I hate worse, that I understand this or that I have to give it a 5. Oh, the angst.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 15 '07
Green nipples and a pistol key chain man riding a ass-ugky unicorn who leaves flower footprints? AND i can be killed by my tee? Why hasn't anyone thought of these things together yet?
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Dec 16 '07
It's really horrifying and really good. You're getting a good score.
kaapelisauce
kaapelisauce on Dec 17 '07
this is just creepy. but why do i want it so bad?

$5
Paumorgan
Paumorgan on Dec 17 '07
fantastic design

bunkingum
bunkingum on Dec 18 '07
i love the shirt. i wouldnt wear it. my mum would kill me but if i could, i would. $5. :D
pseudonymjones
   pseudonymjones on Dec 19 '07
Thank you everyone for your kind comments and judicious votes!
pseudonymjones
   pseudonymjones on Dec 20 '07
Haha, very judicious as it were.
tesco
   tesco on Dec 20 '07
disturbing lack of menstrual blood
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