Asalt & Battery
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More by TollFree

Average score:
2.66 out of 5

Number scored:
1,659 people

Scoring finished:
157 days ago

Comments:
33 comments

vinnylo
vinnylo on Nov 30 '07
funny stuff.
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 30 '07
Even tho this concept has been done more times than people have inhaled oxygen in human history...I actually enjoy what you've done here.Very nice film noir look to the renderings, and I really like the actual assault and battery story that you've got going on in this one. I can't believe im actually about to hit the 4 and $ for this one, but way to bring this joke to the next level.
voorheis
voorheis on Nov 30 '07
This looks good. I like it.
YieldLoad
YieldLoad on Nov 30 '07
Nice play on words
wetpet
wetpet on Nov 30 '07
Finally a submission that is actually funny after weeks of crap.
Thank you! $5
avalanchelynn
avalanchelynn on Nov 30 '07
lol, love this! $5
shibby558899
shibby558899 on Nov 30 '07
6'8" Ross seems to like it.
siezexthisday
siezexthisday on Nov 30 '07
this has been done a lot, but this is the best working of it ive seen
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Nov 30 '07
i bet this'll do well. 4
riot_boy
riot_boy on Dec 01 '07
nice
nikolina100
nikolina100 on Dec 01 '07
great job!!
monjaice
monjaice on Dec 01 '07
I love it! It makes me laugh ^_~ the only thing that bugs is the top of the salt. It kinda reminds me of milk. But it's still awesome. I'd totally wear it
bbarchi
bbarchi on Dec 02 '07
Very Nice. Great Job! $5
staffell
staffell on Dec 02 '07
I agree with siezexthisday. Also, nice way of displaying design!
ehrady
ehrady on Dec 02 '07
the topper of that salt shaker looks like a metalic hamburger on a sesame seed bun. but thats not a bad thing... i like it.
jublin
   jublin on Dec 02 '07
nice job!
maddingo
maddingo on Dec 02 '07
/golf clap

iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Dec 02 '07
i regret not having made a comment before.

this is good. damned good.
TollFree
   TollFree on Dec 02 '07
you just have - so all is foregiven! Thanks for all your comments guys - its great!
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Dec 02 '07
oh that's awesome. the colors are quite dab but still good. $5!
Jackis Mom
Jackis Mom on Dec 03 '07
Cute, Funny, Creative. $5. I'd buy it today!
The Commodore
The Commodore on Dec 03 '07
Add just a little detail in the salt, maybe?
PrincessLa
PrincessLa on Dec 04 '07
Great design Emery - one of your best! I'll take it! $5
megem1
megem1 on Dec 04 '07
I agree with frickinawsome very film noir and moody - $5
clownface
clownface on Dec 04 '07
Great colours and shading, cool design, 5 for sure.
vivalacassy
vivalacassy on Dec 04 '07
it's cute.
michless
michless on Dec 04 '07
I like the pun very much. $5
thejosher
thejosher on Dec 04 '07
$5.. I'd totally wear this :D
ilovetheopera
ilovetheopera on Dec 05 '07
the salt kinda looks like milk. really funny(:
BlacXiii
BlacXiii on Dec 05 '07
aw man , you hit the jackpot. that is so funny!!!!!!!
simastrick
simastrick on Dec 05 '07
Hehe
feerdg
feerdg on Dec 05 '07
nice
avidstarr
avidstarr on Dec 06 '07
love the idea ~
3 days later
TollFree
   TollFree on Dec 09 '07
cool 2.66! This got a better responce than I expected Thanks Guys
TreeFiddy
TreeFiddy on Dec 09 '07
wow thats funny
fantasticgiraffe
fantasticgiraffe on Dec 10 '07
I can't believe it didn't score higher than that.
41 days later
Edword
   Edword on Jan 21 '08
congrats on the print!
dideey
dideey on Jan 21 '08
good design, but please, this message is for everyone, don't use ppl face on the template! they don't like it!
fourcolourblack
   fourcolourblack on Jan 21 '08
i'm surprised this didn't score well into the high 3's. anyway its printed which is all that matters. there is actually a chip ship called "salt & battery" in newcastle (uk) which is rather amusing. we love a bit of batter and salt on our fish we do!
3 days later
cheese&crackers
cheese&crackers on Jan 25 '08
Hi-larious!!!!!!!!!!1
6 days later
something_funny
something_funny on Feb 01 '08
wow.... i actually have a shirt like this that i bought at target or something.
only it's way better.......
sorry.... (why buy fools gold when i already have the real thing, ya' know?)
49 days later
gyve
gyve on Mar 22 '08
can i just say HIGH FIVE :D

i'm so bummed that they're out of smalls :(
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