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It's a... BARBARIAN!

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baby vs. cobra

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by baby vs. cobra
This should be interesting...
Caseroo
Caseroo on Oct 30 '07
oh my. Cannibalistic babies? im going to have to side with "no" on this one
autumn_firefly
autumn_firefly on Oct 30 '07
no
Merzi
Merzi on Oct 30 '07
yup, not so much
PlugInKate
PlugInKate on Oct 30 '07
Nice...I'm gonna say no :[
umbluemusic
umbluemusic on Oct 30 '07
Definitely no. Its not even that cute of a baby.
Mashiba
Mashiba on Oct 30 '07
Come on people, were's your sense of humour? Great stuff! :D
Talking To The Ground
Talking To The Ground on Oct 30 '07
...satan baby?
Mashiba
Mashiba on Oct 30 '07
Oops, typo: I meant "where's your sense of humour?" ;)
luc415
luc415 on Oct 30 '07
It's great. but I don't think I would wear it.
Spam69
Spam69 on Oct 30 '07
My sweet mothers arse. World Health Organisation guidelines now suggest that babies shouldn't be fed brains until they are least 18mths old.
luc415
luc415 on Oct 30 '07
I think it would look really nice on a throw pillow.
Spam69
Spam69 on Oct 30 '07
Or a throw up pillow
luc415
luc415 on Oct 30 '07
oh.. zing!
Framble
Framble on Oct 30 '07
0$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!
kaysetoaster
kaysetoaster on Oct 30 '07
thats kinda odd.. thought a long time about if i'd wear it.. $5
anushka
anushka on Oct 30 '07
Spam69. Legend comment.
baby vs. cobra
baby vs. cobra on Oct 30 '07
squares will be squares
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 30 '07
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mrwalrusface
   mrwalrusface on Oct 30 '07
5
R.O.A.R.
R.O.A.R. on Oct 30 '07
amazing concept so brutal and beautiful but i'd prefer it the baby bit smaller and more of an old etching styled shading on it damn good tho
QuiteUnusualSheIs
QuiteUnusualSheIs on Oct 30 '07
Dude... this made me sick. Sorry but a 0
Hard Workin Matt Birkin
Hard Workin Matt Birkin on Oct 30 '07
the shirt is awesome
Aristarchus
Aristarchus on Oct 30 '07
baby vs. cobra on Oct 27 '07

This should be interesting...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Oh fuck, I just want to 5$ your comment! :D
tesco
   tesco on Oct 30 '07
not nearly sick enough. maybe if baby was eating shit directly from goatse whilst ***** on his ***** while some arabs ***** all over him, then I'd 5$ it.
Tonteau
   Tonteau on Oct 30 '07
Hahaha! Wonderful!
Paper.
Paper. on Oct 30 '07
$5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DepressedStone
DepressedStone on Oct 30 '07
I'd totally wear this. $5
Gracie McFreebush
Gracie McFreebush on Oct 30 '07
That's going to give me nightmares. :[
j_dawber
j_dawber on Oct 30 '07
oh how erm controversial or erm something....



yawn
baby vs. cobra
baby vs. cobra on Oct 30 '07
Although, it may not be your idea of a shirt you would wear, please reconsider before voting a zero. I put time and thought into this, and I would like it to get a chance to be printed. Look at how happy he is.
The Lone Hipster
The Lone Hipster on Oct 30 '07
I'd dig it if the baby was cuter.
bunuel
bunuel on Oct 30 '07
excellent stuff ... i hope this gets printed ! : )
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Oct 30 '07
omg that scared the hell out of me rofl... IT IS intereseting bwahahahaha!
Monkey III
   Monkey III on Oct 30 '07
whauhaha -- sick!

It would make a great shirt ^^
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Oct 30 '07
"Look at how happy he is."



haha! yes! $5 fer sure
abuse excuse
abuse excuse on Oct 30 '07
sick shirt.
umbluemusic
umbluemusic on Oct 30 '07
" baby vs. cobra on Oct 30 '07

Although, it may not be your idea of a shirt you would wear, please reconsider before voting a zero. I put time and thought into this, and I would like it to get a chance to be printed. Look at how happy he is."



...Most people who sub put time and thought into their subs. It doesn't mean that some subs don't deserve a zero. I, personally, would never wear an awkward looking baby eating a brain across my chest. So I zero'd it.

abuse excuse
abuse excuse on Oct 30 '07
unbluemusic, go back to your bubble and blast cartel. your taste in imagery is as poor as it is in music.
umbluemusic
umbluemusic on Oct 30 '07
Ooh, you got me there. Considering I don't use last.fm at all because it hasn't worked right in ages, you have every right to judge me. I hope you enjoy your carnivorous baby shirt.
riburticus
riburticus on Oct 30 '07
um.... think how many people would actually WEAR a carnivorous baby
abuse excuse
abuse excuse on Oct 30 '07
up da punx
scrodzilla
scrodzilla on Oct 30 '07
Down with the nay-sayers. This is amazing, Billy.
Sir_Minimus
Sir_Minimus on Oct 30 '07
it is kind of scary but i like it.

albinofreak620
albinofreak620 on Oct 30 '07
its like one of those really bad baby eating jokes, but in reverse
KILLZ
KILLZ on Oct 30 '07
oh no!
abhorrent
abhorrent on Oct 30 '07
This invaded my screen, and I made this face: O_O

For real.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Oct 30 '07
...
goodtimes5123
goodtimes5123 on Oct 30 '07
because I haven't seen anything like this on threadless before.. 5$
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 30 '07
Ahahahahahahaha!
StickChick
StickChick on Oct 30 '07
omg...no eeewww
Sniper Time
Sniper Time on Oct 30 '07
this is absolutely awesome. But with all butts here you won't get much of a chance . This is awesome though. I'd buy it.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 30 '07
any time i need a pick me up, im gonna click on this design
chris11
chris11 on Oct 30 '07
oh my god !!! i dont like it
hardcorehighfive
hardcorehighfive on Oct 30 '07
xFROx approves of this goregasm...i'm to poor to buy it but i'd want to wear it
asfi235
asfi235 on Oct 31 '07
Whoa.



The zombie theme has just jumped the shark.
Clock the Tofu
Clock the Tofu on Oct 31 '07
It's neither pro-life nor pro-choice in its ideology. That's why I like it. I wouldn't wear it. But I like the concept.
gurgkle
gurgkle on Oct 31 '07
sorry, not for me this time.
caleb haws
caleb haws on Oct 31 '07
dang, you shoulda subbed this in time for halloween! this would have made a perfect shirt to wear... (checks calender) oh. today!
mype4nut
mype4nut on Oct 31 '07
Seriously? No. No way.



And did anyone else notice that the most supportive comments are from fake accounts?
abuse excuse
abuse excuse on Oct 31 '07
mype4nut, if you mean newly registered users when you say say "fake accounts," then yes that is exactly I am. I´ll get an avatar soon don´t you worry one bit. I´m sure my picture will make me seem more real to you. Perhaps, I´ll even write a blog one day about how wonderful I am. Perhaps not. Anyways, this design rules and a lot of you seem to be uptight snobs. I bet your republicans or ultra-liberals.
vinnylo
vinnylo on Oct 31 '07
this is so evily freakish
abuse excuse
abuse excuse on Oct 31 '07
If you don´t like it that´s cool and all, but don´t shit on some kid´s hardwork because you feel like your taste is better than his or because you feel like you´re avenging terrible scores your own shitty designs recieved. Recognize the hardwork that went into the design and score accordingly. Even if I didn´t like this design, I would not give it a zero. Besides, this is hand drawn, which takes a lot more effort than most of the photoshop designs that seem to be praised on this site.
vinnylo
vinnylo on Oct 31 '07
u totally shouldnt score this a zero. at least something higher for his hard work and effort drawing this. i agree, but what u gonna do, put a gun to the voters head.
baby vs. cobra
baby vs. cobra on Oct 31 '07
Thanks for all the attention, sorry if you got offended. as for the "fake accounts", I simply did what threadless encourages you to do, I told my friends to check out the site and score my submission. I'm not enough of an idiot or a loser to try to fool a website by wasting tons of time making fake accounts. No more arguing, just score it and comment if you would like. It's obvious that people either love or hate the lil guy!
The Jolly Brewer
The Jolly Brewer on Oct 31 '07
Think about it, the poor little thing doesn't know its 'wrong' to eat brains. As far as he knows he has a fun, tasty snack to eat. Someone else obviously gave it to him unless he is unbelievably advanced for his age and can actually kill and butcher someone to get at their brain.







lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Oct 31 '07
hey, lil' kid's gotta eat, right? 4
vinnylo
vinnylo on Oct 31 '07
u should have made him eat the plaecebo
tulrich
tulrich on Oct 31 '07
This is funny. My quibble is that the diaper looks too much like white brains.

the_mighty_toro
the_mighty_toro on Oct 31 '07
That is so incredibly gross. Very sick and in bad taste.
hippiekasey
   hippiekasey on Oct 31 '07
HAHAHAHA scary
yawfosu88
yawfosu88 on Oct 31 '07
this is definitely a love it or hate it t-shirt. Definitely hate it. Congratulations on getting strong reactions from people because that is clearly an intention of the design, so its successful in that respect. You get a 0 though.
The Jolly Brewer
The Jolly Brewer on Oct 31 '07
I have to say a 0 is seriously unfair for this design. Ok you may not like the subject matter, but the design itself is not worthless. The very least it should get is a 1. I reserve my zeros for bad concepts and bad art skills. Oh, and for designs with an overload of sickmaking soppiness.
Terrestrial_soup
Terrestrial_soup on Oct 31 '07
This is why i hate reading blogs cause you waste 10 minutes reading everything and then in the end realize you just wasted your time caring about a t-shirt and what people thought about it
8.1 Twin
8.1 Twin on Oct 31 '07
I like the eating brain part but babies are disgusting.
Magnamoth
Magnamoth on Oct 31 '07
lol thats some scary shit lol
Passageiro
Passageiro on Oct 31 '07
Great stuff man and good sense of humour! If not for the yellow background I would give you a 5.
mmanzanox
mmanzanox on Oct 31 '07
Gutsy & Controversial. 4$
spiderflux
spiderflux on Oct 31 '07
it's a nice antidote for all the cuteness on threadless. alot of people who vote on this site are more Disney than Dawn of the Dead, know what i mean? but that's exactly why designs like this should be made.
ryadnyc
ryadnyc on Oct 31 '07
This is just nasty, I don't see the creativity here ??
iwanabeyourdog
iwanabeyourdog on Oct 31 '07
i'm sick of all the cutesy shit on threadless so good job.

5
katedoe
katedoe on Oct 31 '07
i would buy one for myself plus 10 others to give to some of my friends. this is awesome!
hoffster12
hoffster12 on Oct 31 '07
lmao!
chefdawn
chefdawn on Oct 31 '07
It's funny.

I say more babies eating brains and less unicorns jousting rainbow marshmallows.



Get overyourselves.
AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight
baby eat braaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzz





NomadicDreamer
NomadicDreamer on Nov 01 '07
bwhahahaha
The Jolly Brewer
The Jolly Brewer on Nov 01 '07
"i'm sick of all the cutesy shit on threadless so good job.

5" Here Here!
shannybanny68
shannybanny68 on Nov 01 '07
gross
shannybanny68
shannybanny68 on Nov 01 '07
brains should always be cooked before eaten
4rch3nemy
4rch3nemy on Nov 01 '07
I love this. We need a "morbid" side of Threadless or something.



5$ on principle alone



(pretty badass though, like someone else up there a creepier old style drawing of the baby would have been much more awesome)
fireandiice15
fireandiice15 on Nov 01 '07
haha throw up pillow.
samul
samul on Nov 01 '07
reminds of the zombie baby from land of the dead, or something like that..
lyssie
lyssie on Nov 01 '07
sorry but this is a deffinate 0 maybe if it wasn't so ugly......
lyssie
lyssie on Nov 01 '07
the baby isn't proportionate the legs look funny and they diaper is strange looking
lizz612
lizz612 on Nov 01 '07
I want to wear this to a GWAR concert.

The baby could be better, but it almost doesn't matter.

And Spam69 wins the comment award.
jacksos
jacksos on Nov 01 '07
Well, you definitely get the "most commented upon" award!
curlyfry
curlyfry on Nov 02 '07
:|
c4mpincarl
c4mpincarl on Nov 02 '07
JESUS!
FVG
FVG on Nov 02 '07
aaaaawwwwwwwww so cute!
acid42
acid42 on Nov 02 '07
holy macabre sense of humor!



$5 !!!!!!!
Marselis
Marselis on Nov 02 '07
does it come in kid sizes?
yawfosu88
yawfosu88 on Nov 02 '07
Jolly Brewer "I have to say a 0 is seriously unfair for this design. Ok you may not like the subject matter, but the design itself is not worthless. The very least it should get is a 1. I reserve my zeros for bad concepts and bad art skills. Oh, and for designs with an overload of sickmaking soppiness."



Its not unfair, you score 0's for designs with an overload of sickmaking soppiness. This design is obscene, it could be drawn better and there is no indication in the image or the title of deep thought Why not make t-shirt with 'IM A RAPIST' slogan on it? Im sure it would have it's share of fans, get a whole lot of comments, some laughs, some frowns, a whole bunch of 0's and a few 5's but it would still deserve a 0 for being inappropriate. I stand firmly by my 0 marking.
egmurrell
egmurrell on Nov 02 '07
This looks like something more appropriate for http://www.tshirthell.com/.
urbanfeminite
urbanfeminite on Nov 02 '07
you need a cuter baby
butterbindle
butterbindle on Nov 02 '07
Most controversial shirt! Congratulations! You Win!



Personally I would like this shirt if it was a bit more cartoonish but with the artwork the way it is, it just disturbs me. 3 for effort and originality though.
leafromyspace
leafromyspace on Nov 02 '07
OMG LOLOOL



lolling@ all the people who got offended



defs $5 =]
pink007
pink007 on Nov 03 '07
its gross yuck 0

saifu
saifu on Nov 03 '07
0
stingerstyler
   stingerstyler on Nov 03 '07
nice one!!
Pixtoons
Pixtoons on Nov 03 '07
Based on the number of comments alone... this deserves to be a real shirt. ROTFLMAO!
hunkydo0ky
hunkydo0ky on Nov 03 '07
ah,.gross

but I know people whod wear it.
krazy4turtles
krazy4turtles on Nov 03 '07
eww, gross and wrong. 0
krazy4turtles
krazy4turtles on Nov 03 '07
actually, really wrong. That shouldn't even be posted. All you who say you wear it have to be seriously disturbed. Still a zero, if negative points could be awarded, then that would be the case.



No one dare give be crap for zeroing it.
vice virtue
vice virtue on Nov 03 '07
hahahahahaha as disgusting as it is, i would wear this.

mcclubin
mcclubin on Nov 04 '07
please perfect the shape of the baby...



it looks sloppy-ish...



i know the shirt needs to be sloppy but you need to give the baby a smoother shape...
WEContact
WEContact on Nov 04 '07
This goes from a 0 to a 2 for sheer balls.
specialized
specialized on Nov 04 '07
HAHAHAH that is awesome, Great Great
rekreation
rekreation on Nov 04 '07
Incredible image! METAPHORICAL 100% ----------5*
professorE
professorE on Nov 04 '07
I can't encourage this kind of behavior.



Zee. Row.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 05 '07
I wonder if this imagery was supposed to evoke some kind of intense reaction from me deep within my primal being. Nope, didn't work. If you wanna get more attention in life without wearing this shirt, I suggest just rigging a neon sign to a helmet that says "LOOGAT ME!!!!" and the same mission will be accomplished.



On the other hand, this reminds me of a million awesome Dead Baby jokes. Even tho the baby's not dead, but you get my point. Maybe.
Cassieness
Cassieness on Nov 05 '07
Ew. And that's just me.
falseone
falseone on Nov 05 '07
Extreme, Unique ... give you 5$!
thejosher
thejosher on Nov 05 '07
$5 for uniqueness.
BrycieSlice
BrycieSlice on Nov 05 '07
hilarious. wouldn't wear it, but i love the concept.

are you a dead baby joke fan by chance? you should meet my friend juliet.
Mayward
Mayward on Nov 05 '07
Would they print this on a kid's tee? That would be ironic...traumatic and horrible, but ironic.



I don't think I could support this...
Vespucci
Vespucci on Nov 05 '07
absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE the idea.... its just that the actual implementation is... awkward and BAD. sorry to say... better art and i'd say $5... but alas...
lajlaj
lajlaj on Nov 06 '07
this is kinda sick. in the bad way. sorry.
Tee-licious
Tee-licious on Nov 06 '07
can't say i like it but the content aside i think it would look best on black.
JoeyRun
JoeyRun on Nov 06 '07
interesting indeed my friend
baby vs. cobra
baby vs. cobra on Nov 06 '07
yo brycie, hook it up with juliet
lenoircouture
lenoircouture on Nov 06 '07
....wtf? hey at least you got like a bagillion comments?
baby vs. cobra
baby vs. cobra on Nov 06 '07
IF ANYONE WANTS TO BUY ONE OF THESE, WE ARE PRINTING THEM AT MY WORK. EMAIL ME AT CHRISTOPHERCOULON@YAHOO.COM
196 days later
Harfangoria
Harfangoria on May 21 '08
What I don't understand is, how were people so deeply offended by this? How can it be compared to something like rape? It depicts something that isn't even humanly possible. Babies that age do not have teeth, nor can they manually pull apart something like a brain. Anyway, my main point is, "extraordinarily gross" does not equal "offensive."
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