(My apologies to Theodor Geisel.) Ahmm...

All the Whos down in Whoville expect the hootch to deliver,
Just don't be like the Grinch and poison yer liver
Cause while the Whos, Snerts and Zerbits see the pink elephant,
The poor Grinch waits alone for his liver transplant
Writing rhymes about drink ain't my bag, so I'll quit,
Compared to Suess, who's the master, this all seems like...

Holidays are for family,
Not just a season of boozin'
So vote some "5's" to your brother,
To keep this shirt from losin'

This is totally what my husband looks like on the inside during the Christmas season. Bonus points for using drunk dialect properly and effectively. $5, brother.

Before i read your description, I thought a machine was implanting a seashell in the Grinch's body. now this make more sense.

Great. Include the text!

text on the back maybe?

I'd like it with the text, too.

It's funny methinks.

Thanks for the comments, guys. I hadn't really thought about including the text (didn't want to be too "spelling-it-out"). What about the sleave for it, or would you just stick to the back?

I think it works without the type. If you add it, maybe on the back, small below the neckline. Really funny!

Definately put the text with it. Sooooo funny.

Commenters on this site seem to either want no text at all or a whole paragraph. No happy medium.

Interesting.

Great stuff! The text is good, but I don't think it's necessary & would probably be a better graphic without it. $5!!

i really like this, nice idea. and yeah i think if the text is added it should be on the sleeve but its not needed.