Threadless T-Shirts - Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

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JOHN2
on Oct 15 '07

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Average score:

1.94 out of 5

Number scored:

1,998 people

Scoring finished:

207 days ago

Comments:

113 comments

Design forum

JOHN2 on Oct 09 '07

If only we could all experience such joy. Thank you Mr. lactating cube, thank you.

5 days later

Nevvie on Oct 15 '07

Errmmm....WOT. 0___0

I think I saw a porno like this once.

How did this get approved? Seriously, how? :/

jean_warhol on Oct 15 '07

so wrong $5

Khol on Oct 15 '07

This is just what I needed to make my day better.
Wonderful. 5

shirtflirt on Oct 15 '07

skeet skeet skeet

BrandonB11 on Oct 15 '07

HORRAY!!! you are back

and with a new style here

still great as always $5

helladelightful on Oct 15 '07

pleased by your return; different style almost, but 100% the same greatness.

$5

Aytee on Oct 15 '07

So good I can't even wear it!

Just kidding...

Sort of. I would never wear this.

But it did brighten up my day, and for that you get a 5.

Muckl on Oct 15 '07

Drinking and bathing in milk – what's wrong with that? :-)

The face somehow reminds me of Spongebob... I've always been assuming Spongebob was male...

Keter on Oct 15 '07

gross rules the day, it seems.

minuku on Oct 15 '07

oh, my god-- i MUST have this. The expressions!!! They're so... I don't even know. I just know that I need this shirt, so $5!!!

i love the little one at the back. he looks shocked and appalled :D

KILLZ on Oct 15 '07

this is sooo good are you kiddin me Nevvie? awesome illus, rad idea, $5

ir0cko on Oct 15 '07

haha. pretty neat. 5

Mr. Pistachio Nut on Oct 15 '07

omfg your'e back. $5 for the return.

pilihp on Oct 15 '07

YES! little green guys are great!

Rachel Ray Gun on Oct 15 '07

oh, i missed you

IamtheUnfinishedSympathy on Oct 15 '07

Nevvie on Oct 15 '07

Errmmm....WOT. 0___0

I think I saw a porno like this once.

How did this get approved? Seriously, how? :/ ****

Noob!

KILLZ on Oct 15 '07

Nevvie, i think you've watched too many pornos more than i did, bec seriously, nothing came across on my innocent thoughts anything closer to something very ungodly and wordly other than a bunch of cute and pristine little green guys with veeery effective facial expressions rejoicing in their succulent milks out of *thank God* MR. LACTATING CUBE! hallelujah indeed!

roadkill3d on Oct 15 '07

lol @ KILLZ!

hallelujah for green guys!

this is awesome!!!

dmadamx on Oct 15 '07

what.

the.

hell.

Nevvie on Oct 15 '07

Am NOT a 'n00b'. Sigh. I just recently joined as a member but I have been shopping here for years. SHEEESH. *rolls eyes*

Killz... I am just sad that such obvious artistic talent is spent on drivel like this. I love the expressions of all the little, uhmm, splodges, there's no doubt this is a well made illustration, but there is absolutely no way in hell I could ever support such a foul design.

But I'm obviously in the minority, so meh, whatever. I'm so over this stupid shirt. I'd much rather have something geeky and fun to wear -- when I want adorable porn I'll watch some anime, thanks.

Nevvie on Oct 15 '07

Killz....oh, to be as innocent as you. :)

Kerrn on Oct 15 '07

JOHN!!!
YOUVE RETURNED!

IVE MISSED YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAIRY LOVING WORK!

-K!

minuku on Oct 15 '07

i fail to see how this even resembles something pornographic and foul. Do cows suggest porn because they're always giving milk? Udders aren't a foul thing, are they?

for me, the box character brought to mind a cow's udders, giving an apparently well-appreciated gift of milk to the green dudes. Not... porn. o_O;

KILLZ on Oct 15 '07

ahahahaha! *fixes shining halo*

that's ur opinion Nevvie. but i think saying this shirt is "stupid" is just goin' overboard... u can say it's not ur cup of tea but i believe it's far from stupid...

WAAAAAAY FAAAAAAR!

like NORTH POLE FAR!!!

like F.A.R... really

Nevvie on Oct 15 '07

Killz... *laughs* Well, you're right, I shouldn't have said it was stupid. I shouldn't insult talented artists like that. :)

KILLZ on Oct 15 '07

having admitted to that, u've just saved urself from a bunch of hate letters...

ok ur cool again! now let's give this shirt a bunch of $5s and get this man his 8th PRINT!!!

yay!!!!!

wullagaru on Oct 15 '07

nevie the thing is this guy has won before .. many times and with stuff almost as off teh wall as this go look at the rest of his work and you'll get an idea of his subject material.

anyway .. looks fantastic john I hope you dont disappear again after this

g-regulate on Oct 15 '07

good to see you back - love your schtick!

DPF on Oct 15 '07

Utter insanity. Nice. 5!

Nevvie on Oct 15 '07

Wullagaru... Oh, I know about his wins -- I love the momo blossom shirt -- which is actually why I'm just disappointed by this submission. But ah well! I'm perfectly resigned to being in the minority here. :)

wullagaru on Oct 15 '07

yeah all I was saying is that this is more liek what john does when you look at his body of work is all

Ellsswhere on Oct 15 '07

always enjoy your style but it seems like obvious issues went overlooked, like the left arm joining the body just below the eye which creates awkward implied lines, easy fix but blah'
nice to see you around again

FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 15 '07

This looks like an x-rated fever dream of Spongebob and Ren and Stimpy! In other words, not something i'd wear but mucho cool-o.

FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 15 '07

that was cool-o, not cool-zero!

Leslee on Oct 15 '07

Nice!

Six.Degrees on Oct 15 '07

Fo'ah suppa', I er ah, would like milk from... a cube?

(Clone high? eh? No?)

albinofreak620 on Oct 15 '07

hahahahahahaha five dollars for pure weirdness

radiostaticstar on Oct 15 '07

hooray for lactating cubes! 5$

chelly on Oct 15 '07

WOAH!

Mojie on Oct 15 '07

That little guy on the far left looks shell-shocked by the milk racing towards his face. :)

realslimnatey on Oct 15 '07

this shirt is kind of like those greeting cards that makes a sound or music when you open it up! im not sure if JOHN2 told you but this is what youll hear when you wear it...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=13F6ino_GT8

NazdaqIndex on Oct 15 '07

Morbid, disturbing, funny, alarming and...$5

speedyjvw on Oct 15 '07

yes

mezo on Oct 15 '07

I dunno what it is, but I luv it.

the golden spatula on Oct 16 '07

top! 5$

iheartIzzy on Oct 16 '07

now THIS is a conversation piece! gross (for many reasons) and funny. 4 design and creativity b/c I couldn't wear this 1

Andreas Mohacsy on Oct 16 '07

what's there is great, but it feels like it needs a background to anchor it to the shirt...

was this a play on old greggs funk tity monster?

~Kingdom on Oct 16 '07

the mighty boosh

lunchboxbrain on Oct 16 '07

sick (both in a bad way and good way). 5

Gavinho on Oct 16 '07

I absolutely love the little fella at the bottom splashing around in the milk on his back.

Only the second design that I've seen in the month that I've been here that I'd buy.

Congrats

SpaceFrog on Oct 16 '07

really intresting i like the art but the lactating cube whats up with that

tomburns on Oct 16 '07

i love all the bulgy, squirty goodness! hah 5$

courtney pie on Oct 16 '07

does the cube come in soy? cause i'm lactose intolerant......

courtney pie on Oct 16 '07

mlnewco on Oct 16 '07

darn, courtney beat me to the lactose intolerant joke.

glad to see you back. now I don't have to create a "Where the hell is John2 blog"

Mikko Terva on Oct 16 '07

nice!

SoulfumeInc on Oct 16 '07

delightfully disturbing! id like to see it cover more of the shirt tho. i give it a 5. i'll be watching this one...

empiricist on Oct 16 '07

Your work is so, so AWESOME! $5

Also do you have a web portfolio, besides flicker photo?

shibby558899 on Oct 16 '07

I would wear this everyday.

Bisparulz on Oct 16 '07

keefer00 on Oct 16 '07

this scares me in a wonderful wonderful way.
5$

helo on Oct 16 '07

awwww. . . this reminds me of those cute videos of happy kittens
with wet faces from the farmer squirting milk from the farm cow
into their mouths

danrule on Oct 16 '07

this begs to be animated

Moroswen on Oct 16 '07

Hahaha. Awesome. $5

Toop6 on Oct 16 '07

I honestly can't see this winning, but with the reception it might be the highest rated ever that didn't get through :P

roadkill3d on Oct 16 '07

still awesome!!!

Roostersauce on Oct 16 '07

ive missed you alot $5

Monkey III on Oct 16 '07

AAAAAH you're back with more randy eyecandy!

good

StickChick on Oct 16 '07

omg lol :o

Vmasc Vol 2 on Oct 17 '07

i am disturbed yet i cant look away. while i do like the illustration i wouldn't wear it because i hate getting asked about what's going on in my tshirt by strangers.

Vmasc Vol 2 on Oct 17 '07

4 anyways

Widgett on Oct 17 '07

I will never sleep again. Ever.

shutyourface on Oct 17 '07

they need to make this a select, i must have it

Zak_aeon on Oct 17 '07

so very very wrong...

mrwalrusface on Oct 17 '07

re-spun nicely

sonmi on Oct 17 '07

JOHN22222222!

like that you're trying out different techniques

milk it up!

crankyassjess on Oct 17 '07

I laughed out loud at my desk when I saw this. Thank you for the joy. Fan-flippin-tastic. $5

firebolt816 on Oct 17 '07

more JOHN2!!

tommycupcake on Oct 17 '07

BUKKAGE!

i do love it tho!
5!

tommycupcake on Oct 17 '07

BUKKAGE!

i do love it tho!
5!

herky on Oct 17 '07

very refreshing, this design "does a body good!" $5

yue kitty on Oct 17 '07

I actually like the expressions on their faces but I would never wear something like this.

katisaldivar on Oct 17 '07

I voted for you because my boyfriend liked the t-shirt

jeffmason on Oct 17 '07

wtf? i hope that is a udder and milk... but dude.. this is just making me question sanity

thINK on Oct 17 '07

Brilliantly illustrated

javiersaldana on Oct 18 '07

That would be incredible on some dark-blue/grey-ish color, Id definetly buy it on a darker blue/grey.

wotto on Oct 18 '07

love it

Hero Status on Oct 18 '07

i can't believe i'm saying this, but i gotta 5 it. its so damn cute and twisted!
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neon electric on Oct 18 '07

Best

Illustration

Ever.

How much to adopt and take home one of those little green guys? (preferably the one bathing in the milk)

k_lady on Oct 18 '07

H'oh my.

zipperking on Oct 18 '07

I love you JOHN2. (in that non-sexual but still awkward man on man love kinda way.)

Guppy75 on Oct 18 '07

fantastic! This tee has a great chance of a print from all the feedback!

Eddi_U on Oct 18 '07

this is both gross and stupid. 0

Lea Lea on Oct 18 '07

Speaking as a fully lactating mother, I've gotta say this shirt is outrageously funny - love it, love it, love it!!!! 5555555555555555

krnxguhj33 on Oct 19 '07

$5 FOR THE WIN!! :D

DrawingEvils on Oct 19 '07

shit this is the best character expression i've ever seen

mzitelli on Oct 19 '07

Friggin love it. Those little greenies are awesome!

viralVISUAL on Oct 19 '07

This makes me laugh so hard

howdyrockerbaby on Oct 19 '07

The faces of the little green guys are so effing adorable my heart wants to explode!

$5!

Ste7en on Oct 20 '07

I dig it.

C.A.Philips on Oct 20 '07

dint quite get it...

hershel on Oct 20 '07

brilliant!i wouldn´t mind those people blaming you for being pornographic or sexistic or whatever.....i´d say it´s just natural...(anyway í´ll never understand you guys overseas,are you really sooooo prude???)

with this design,although i do not really like the arms/legs of mr.lactating cube,you have already become a legend for me.5$