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on September 24, 2007
Tonight on E! True Hollywood Story: 80’s Heroes: Where Are They Now???
Rainbow Brite’s days of innocence are over. She’s now a junkie living in a trailer park outside of Boca Raton.
Monchichi can be found in Brooklyn peddling “authentic Swiss timepieces.”
Strawberry Shortcake now leads the life of a bandit. She has also managed to pull My Little Pony down into her sleazy lifestyle as her get-away horse.
Smurfette can be found in Vegas doing naughty things on the street corners.
Raphael’s muscular physique has gone by the wayside as he now leads a flabby-filled life full of pizza and T.V. His buddy Michelangelo can be blamed for starting his pizza addiction (the first taste was free).
Everyone’ favorite Snork is now a booze-ridden dirty old man in a wife-beater.
Lovable Care Bear now spends his days as an assistant fry cook in a fast-food restaurant located in the bad side of town.
The only person who has managed to create a successful life for himself is He-Man, who lives quite comfortably with his partner, Orko, in a swanky San Francisco loft. He founded and owns the “Hey, Sugar” hair boutique chain.
(Close-ups of all of these classy folks can be found on my Flickr page, which you can access by clicking on my name “Twiggyhall” in the upper right. I will also post links to them here once this sucka’ is up & running.)