So I have these pet turtles that I feed goldfish to every now and then. For some reason they let one goldfish live. My guess is they left this one goldfish alone because it always has this long string of poop hanging out of his butt. If I was a turtle, I would not want to eat mr. poopy fish. One day I saw the goldfish nip at the end of his own poop string thus inspiring this drawing.

Laughed at the story, but think it may be too independent to get a good score. The goldfish itself is amazing though!

rofl @ that story and "mr. poppy fish" ahahahaaaaa

Funny story. Awesome design on the goldfish. A little too esoteric though. If it was just the goldfish, I'd buy it.

Ditto DemonicX's comment.

Wish it was just the goldfish - sorry. Awesome execution though.

Lose the poo. Keep the fish.

What Pixtoons said.

ditto

Well now I know where fishes poop from. Not sure I needed to know that. But I do like the fish design, maybe try incorporating it into something else, or yeah, just lose the poop.

No keep the poop. F-in hilarious.

I've actually seen a fish with the same poop string problem.
Although at the time I had no idea what it was....

Mwhahahah - keep the poop! This is brilliant!

Keep the poop! I wouldn't wear this but I know people who would.

i might be a very happy person because of this $5

get rid of the poop because you can't tell that it's poop.. i thought it was a bloody ring or something. if you get rid of it, $5.

Ew, ew, ew.

Just like I thought...very mixed opinions. I do appreciate all your comments. I just hope this design survives the seven days of voting. I may try to incoporate the goldfish into another design someday.

i highly adore that goldfish and would wear it...minus the poop. i see enough of that from my own fish. still amazing!

either that goldfish is a slob or he's pretty damn smart, what a defensive technique. it begs the question : would you nibble at your own poo to avoid being eaten by a turtle?

anyway excellent work.

Ha
Well peopel who have had fish would get thats its poop.
Just 'cause you don't think everyone will understand it doesn't mean you shouldn't get it
My fish ate poop all the time ...
Blech. I'd never wear it, it makes me throw up a little.
Good drawing though.

Hahahah. I know exactly what you're talking about.

GOLDFISH MURDERER