Threadless T-Shirts - No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed

No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed

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Rockslide
on Sep 19 '07

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Rockslide on Sep 14 '07

10 little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and broke his head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

It was a tragedy...and the jumping had been derailed, until- well- "Monkey see, monkey do" and the whole train wreck started again.

Who can identify all 10 monkey species!! I know technically they aren't all "monkeys" but in the common usage of the word- they are. My next STP's to the first to do it correctly!

5 days later

viralVISUAL on Sep 19 '07

rofl I love it.

wantastico on Sep 19 '07

tis a print -

thepaul on Sep 19 '07

This is fantastic $5

TuckerDane on Sep 19 '07

Agreed

betterthanhuman on Sep 19 '07

Orangutan
Proboscis
Red Howler
Chimpanzee
Rhesus
Squirrel
Japanese Macaque
Whiteface
Vervet
And lastly, Dead Monkey

jimmytan on Sep 19 '07

haha great~!

betterthanhuman on Sep 19 '07

By the way, I really love this and would definitely wear it. $5

betterthanhuman on Sep 19 '07

Oh, those are their common names...

Khol on Sep 19 '07

Ahhhhh! I LOVE THIS!
I used to sing this when I was little while I jumped on the bed. Oh man, those were some great times.
Nostalgia FTW!

I'll buy two when this gets printed.
$5+$5=$10!

jublin on Sep 19 '07

oh you!

i love the orange blood splatter. and i love orangutans so BINGO.

laodom on Sep 19 '07

love it!! i want! $5

betterthanhuman on Sep 19 '07

I think the dead one was probably a spider monkey.

nonolarson on Sep 19 '07

Nice illustration, sweet colors!

Let's try for the names:

Proboscis Monkey
Orangutan
Japanese Macaque
Whiteface Monkey
Squirrel Monkey
Vervet Monkey
Rhesus Macaque
a baby Baboon? ^^
Bonobo
and the dead one?

BrandonB11 on Sep 19 '07

amazing illustration and great idea

5

Maltzmania on Sep 19 '07

i have a friend named hanzabean who'd love this i thinks

$5

EugeneDebs on Sep 19 '07

omg, maltz, i have a friend named hanzabean who i think would love this too! small world, eh.

5$

tativiana on Sep 19 '07

Huahuauahuahuahauhu!!!
Poor monkeys!!!

Jephph on Sep 19 '07

Love it! I want me some monkeys! 5$

dacat on Sep 19 '07

Superb monkey business $5

Rockslide on Sep 19 '07

Oh you guys are close on naming all the monkeys but not quite there yet.

To keep it fair let's do it clockwise starting with the monkey with the big nose that looks like Clint Eastwood.

(Thanks for all the comments so far!)

King Kanuck on Sep 19 '07

this is awesome. i love the orangutan's facial expression

betterthanhuman on Sep 20 '07

Clockwise from Clint:
Proboscis
Orangutan
Japanese Macaque
Whiteface
Squirrel
Gibbon
Hamadryas Baboon
Rhesus
Chimpanzee
And lastly, Dead Monkey (Spider?)

nonolarson on Sep 20 '07

I think you're right this time betterthanhuman, at least for the Gibbon. Chimpanzees and Bonobos look so similar!

Kookaberry on Sep 20 '07

I liked this. Then I saw the monkey outline and realized you were making fun of a tragic death.

Then I liked it EVEN MORE!

$4

g-regulate on Sep 20 '07

lovely work! 5

kooky love on Sep 20 '07

GREAT $5

hypermoi on Sep 20 '07

great

herky on Sep 20 '07

awesome illustration and expressions $5

Alex M. Solefish on Sep 20 '07

They look so sad!

phones on Sep 20 '07

$5

Monkey see monkey want!

i think you're right, Betterthan....

Tonteau on Sep 20 '07

As a point of pedantry, Orangutans, Chimpanzees and Gibbons are Apes, rather than Monkeys.

Tonteau on Sep 20 '07

Simian would work.

Bramish on Sep 20 '07

Someone didn't read the initial comment.

$5

N2O on Sep 20 '07

Nicely rendered!

Tonteau on Sep 20 '07

It's me isn't it? You can just come out and say it.

Yeah, I only read half of it.

betterthanhuman on Sep 20 '07

Tonteau, I hate to be the one to say this, but... It's you.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Gringz on Sep 20 '07

sweet

Rockslide on Sep 20 '07

Alright, I'm giving the points to betterthanhuman.

He just had the rhesus and the baboon in the wrong place but I can see by my drawing that that's a hard call to make. The baby is supposed to be a baboon. However, amazingly he did get the dead monkey right, its supposed to be a spider monkey- good job!

betterthanhuman on Sep 20 '07

Sweet! You rock(slide). Thanks.

nikolina100 on Sep 20 '07

amazing illustration! $5

devilspalm16 on Sep 20 '07

I LOVE THIS SHIRT! $5!!!

atwisk on Sep 20 '07

i used to sing this as a kid too!! love it!

akapiefiend on Sep 20 '07

haha! i used to sing that over and over as a kid!

LaNaeNae on Sep 20 '07

i loved to sing that as a kid too, but i can't remember the ending; who knows it?

Love the illustration, i would totally wear it 5

StickChick on Sep 20 '07

rofl, haha $5

heyheyitsme on Sep 20 '07

omg i LOVE this!!! $5

heyheyitsme on Sep 20 '07

i just noticed the dead monkey outline on the floor!!! this is SO funny! it was funny before, but that makes it so great! i like the little monkey who looks like he's in a fetal position...

ladykat on Sep 20 '07

Oh noes! NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPIN' ON THE BED!

Monkey III on Sep 21 '07

Great job! -- and I jump when I want to okay

suceda on Sep 21 '07

poor monkey... great illo!

ottr on Sep 21 '07

wantastico on Sep 21 '07

i want this for my daughter, now - she fell from the bed last night
=w=

WhitneyBeth on Sep 21 '07

when i was little my sister and i would jump on the bed and my dad would say this rhyme to us over and over. i would buy one for me and one for my dad. $5.

chlobo107 on Sep 21 '07

Beyond what everyone else said, I love the subtle textures on the floor so much! This is cute, yet so delightfully cynical.

lindsey68 on Sep 22 '07

Neat! $5

ello_supasessy89 on Sep 22 '07

yay i want this so badly! usually i hate monkeys but these poor monkeys have been through so much!

wonderwillow on Sep 22 '07

i love that you likened the proboscis monkey to Clint Eastwood. $5

Jemae on Sep 22 '07

SUPERBB job! well done, man! 5! :)

Chica_chica on Sep 22 '07

Hilarious... but some of those are apes, not monkeys (orangutan, bonobo, and chimp). Sorry, I'm an anthropology minor so these silly things tend to bug me. Still, an awesome shirt $4.

wicked-studios on Sep 22 '07

This shirt made me crack up and show my girlfriend, who also promptly cracked up. What a hit! $5,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!

sfmm4life on Sep 22 '07

FINALLY! a good shirt.
damn i was loosing hope in these submissions.
thank you!
$5
i realllllllyyyy want this shirt.

kaze_windsa on Sep 23 '07

Man it is greeaaaaat!

Rewindd on Sep 23 '07

GAH. my mom used to tell this to me ALL the time when i was a kid because i always jumped on my bed. it has even more meaning now, since i fell off my bed once and sliced my head open. 6 stitches later, and about 9 years, i'd definitely buy this shirt :D

helo on Sep 23 '07

I've never heard of this song ever, but I was able
to find it on YouTube. So here's a YouTube video
of the song for those of us who didn't understand
the design when we first saw it.

aleitos on Sep 24 '07

my boyfriend can actually talk with monkeys..
is true!
hahaha

Epitome613 on Sep 24 '07

It's so... morbid.

Not that that's a bad thing. :P

Alice_Liddell on Sep 25 '07

Wow. I work w/kids, I would love to wear this to work.

Yrie on Sep 25 '07

woooooohooooooooo
great stuff

dontcare on Sep 25 '07

awwww....so sad and cute at the same time...
I want it,..

Im sure a friend of mine would cry if i wear it....
I WANT IT

:(

melmonkey on Sep 25 '07

LOVE IT!!! Especially w/ the different monkeys (& etc.) Totally should make it for kids too... my nephew will think this is a hoot!

Sound Ship on Sep 26 '07

This is a sure print!

betterthanhuman on Sep 26 '07

It better be printed. I really want one.

betterthanhuman on Sep 26 '07

Rockslide, if this gets printed that'll make four winners for you. That means you'll probably be invited to do a select tee!

markay... on Sep 26 '07

Awesome illustration! $5 Oh, and I saw an interview where Brad Pitt says he sings this to his kids at night! !

Ztuart on Sep 26 '07

This shirt is AWESOME. I can't wait for it to be sold!

NVusOfU on Sep 26 '07

Love the nostalgic color tones--like storybook illustration!

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chubacabra1031 on Oct 09 '07

PRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14 days later

SierraRoberts on Oct 24 '07

I love you.
your frickin amazing

12 days later

chubacabra1031 on Nov 05 '07

i will steal the moon if this isnt printed

18 days later

heyheyitsme on Nov 23 '07

i really liked this, until the comments about 2 of the monkeys...didn't see that at first but it does look kinda risque(sp?)...would LOVE to see that corrected and this printed!!!

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Rockslide on Jan 15 '08

wait- what!?! I don't have a clue about what is supposed to be risque? I can't even find a comment on 2 risque monkeys. If there is something, it was unintentional.

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chubacabra1031 on Jan 30 '08

P
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chubacabra1031 on Jan 31 '08

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chubacabra1031 on Jan 31 '08

PRINT!

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chubacabra1031 on Feb 04 '08

I can has print?

36 days later

chubacabra1031 on Mar 11 '08