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Sep 13 '07
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Maimes
Maimes on Sep 13 '07
umm no

not at all
Tonteau
   Tonteau on Sep 13 '07
Hahahahahaaa!!!
ScooterRRGD
ScooterRRGD on Sep 13 '07
the contents of this shirt are pg-13... ha ha ha.
betterthanhuman
betterthanhuman on Sep 13 '07
huh uh.
JinMakkto
JinMakkto on Sep 13 '07
bloody terrible shirt.



what? you think people will buy it just because it has a half naked girl on the front?



zero for sure!
bird75
bird75 on Sep 13 '07
It took me thirty five minutes to figure out there were palm trees in this design....ha*
winkypants
winkypants on Sep 13 '07
why?
burgz
burgz on Sep 13 '07
there's palm trees?

wotto
   wotto on Sep 13 '07
hahhahhahaa - ass
lifeopartygcd
lifeopartygcd on Sep 13 '07
Uhuhuhuhuhuuh. It's a butt.
billydeville
billydeville on Sep 13 '07
You can already see some ghetto moron with his gleaming grille wearing this in a video. Awesome.
caleb haws
caleb haws on Sep 13 '07
that chick looks pregnant.
jakotw
jakotw on Sep 13 '07
wow. and talk about strategic placement! haha



the design is nice. just.. not threadless.
ladywinchester
ladywinchester on Sep 13 '07
at least she actually HAS an ass.

but it doesn't really do anything for me.

it's just a showcase of some girl's butt.



; |
Keter
Keter on Sep 13 '07
Not really art, IMO. You can see that too many places for free these days...but with a tattoo on it. Most gals won't wear it, and will run away from any guy wearing this. So, if a guy actually wears this, what is he really saying? I don't want to know!
druff
druff on Sep 13 '07
THIS IS THE PERFECT TEE $5



LOVE THE ASS - nice work sir
Ikarusmyancestor
Ikarusmyancestor on Sep 13 '07
Really nice design, but i'm giving it a one for marketing it to the wrong audience.
jeffmason
jeffmason on Sep 13 '07
ya... i cant wear that in school, or at work, or around any of those uptight girl friends... deffinately aimed at a male audiance who are lie 15 and only think with the small head
schwarz.p
schwarz.p on Sep 13 '07
i like how all the women are against it, you can put nudes in art, but not a girl taking off her clothes... i give 3 for having the balls, but i actually dont really like the shirt
jklarson66
jklarson66 on Sep 13 '07
if this culture weren't so sexually repressed, nobody would ever feel compelled to even make something like this. It's sort of fascist to say flat out this is not art but I agree that only 15 year old boys that are half retarded would ever want to wear this. I'll give it a 2.
oh.snap.albert
oh.snap.albert on Sep 13 '07
5 to counter the 0.
Trogdormann
Trogdormann on Sep 13 '07
lame.
StickChick
StickChick on Sep 13 '07
no thank you.
epika pubika
epika pubika on Sep 13 '07
...ew. but nice style. just the wrong content
brichelle
brichelle on Sep 13 '07
heh
DeesBeans
DeesBeans on Sep 13 '07
Yuckie :P
erin_everlasting
erin_everlasting on Sep 13 '07
erm...... no way.
BeerLover
BeerLover on Sep 13 '07
Not my thing to wear, but the art is good, although the trees are a bit flat, wondering what those stars are for next to her left hand!



You'll get grief for this, but it does have a target audience, especially when you consider a global market, there are alot of very liberal places smattered throughout the world.



Personally I would keep it on the trim, make it smaller so its not so gregarious and saying 'look at me - look at me'!



Again congrats on your cahonies! 3
taraj
taraj on Sep 13 '07
no no no
orwell
orwell on Sep 13 '07
"Stay classy San Diego."

yikes!!
The Studio
The Studio on Sep 13 '07
A+ good job. Id wear this just to spite everyone for making such a big deal about it.
bonsquano
bonsquano on Sep 13 '07
wow so many people are uncomfortable about thier body and other peoples bodies, i would prefer to be naked so i think you all have an idea of what i think about this shirt,

Endless_Summer
Endless_Summer on Sep 14 '07
keter said it all.
cityauctor
cityauctor on Sep 14 '07
i'm certainly not offended by the shirt, i just don't think it's a threadless look
RHern
RHern on Sep 14 '07
Superb! $5. :)
The Jolly Brewer
The Jolly Brewer on Sep 14 '07
This is a well done design. I quite like it, ok I wouldn't wear it myself but I think some people would. All you zero givers, look at the artwork, it's well done and the composition is pretty good to. This deserves a 3, minimum. I'm giving a 4 because I quite like it.



Yeah, this won't get printed on threadless because basically they are all prudes!
Levenez
Levenez on Sep 14 '07
ahahahah
Levenez
Levenez on Sep 14 '07
i think that "The Jolly Brewer" has say all that it's important, and (because I agree) i give 4 too
dollyclothespeg
dollyclothespeg on Sep 14 '07
Are you kidding me? Jeez!
benROACH
benROACH on Sep 14 '07
ha! well... this is quite the list of comments. pretty much what i expected, but i just thought i would throw this design out there even though it's not your "typical threadless shirt."



didn't mean to offend anyone, thanks for the comments!
dancingxvicariously
dancingxvicariously on Sep 14 '07
I like your style, and I'm not offended by the subject matter (and ohnoes, a woman who is okay both with showing nudes in art and with showing removal of clothing in art), but I don't think I'd wear this. 3 though.
karinachavez
karinachavez on Sep 14 '07
id rather wear a penis trunk
eurogirlygirl
eurogirlygirl on Sep 14 '07
I love it and wish that it would get printed. Sadly I know it won't
ottr
ottr on Sep 14 '07
lol karinachavez. I agree.



No. Just no.
aolsen28
aolsen28 on Sep 14 '07
I'm a girl and although I wouldn't wear the shirt and like it said above I would probably not talk to a guy wearing this shirt.... but it really is a good design.
escapism
escapism on Sep 14 '07
Good gracious, ass bodacious!
wonderwillow
wonderwillow on Sep 15 '07
i...um... what?



that said it is a really beautiful illustration. i'm quite jealous of her ass, and my pulse may be slightly faster than it was a minute ago.



who would actually wear this. in public i mean? beefy testosteroney roided out bouncer types that think they're hot? idk.



sorry, not to be mean, but i am a bit confused abotu the target audience.
karpovka
karpovka on Sep 15 '07
nice ass, but not to be displaced on my wardrobe.

I guess this could become the #1 seller among the low IQ people...



zero.

lifeopartygcd
lifeopartygcd on Sep 15 '07
Huhuhuh. It's still a but. Uhuhuhuh.
danielson
danielson on Sep 15 '07
I think it's a top design.



All the people voting 0 are a bit stupid if you ask me - it's great work. Maybe it's not tshirt material, but it's still not a 0. It gets a big fat 5 from me, but no buy.
RainboltArt
RainboltArt on Sep 15 '07
Do the stars represent a cute little fart this fine mama is letting go out of her bikini bottoms? I think that is why she is pulling them down.. to let the bit of stink out. I love it!
gogo_loves_garris
gogo_loves_garris on Sep 15 '07
rainboltart's comment just made me laugh really hard....haha



but...um...just..no
Dvdkite
Dvdkite on Sep 16 '07
I REALLY don't know why some gave you zero... I really like it and the way you've designed the ASS...



Beautiful...



5, no doubt!
catdogpigduck
   catdogpigduck on Sep 16 '07
people are pretty rude
Danimal3000
Danimal3000 on Sep 16 '07
5
benROACH
benROACH on Sep 16 '07
thanks guys! i appreciate the comments...
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 16 '07
hahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha....



this was made just for the reactions, right? The main problem i have with this shirt is that this seems like it was copied right out of a "asses in the air volume 302" kinda porno shot. If it wasn't so inherently stripper-ish, i'd be more down with it. But thanks for the diversion from all the cute bunny subs for a minute! lol.
ch1b1m00d
ch1b1m00d on Sep 16 '07
Wow... This is full of class (not really). A "0" out of 5 for lack of decency.
Rainbowafterflood
Rainbowafterflood on Sep 16 '07
I think it's a really nice design. But I wouldn't wear it. 4
Fermata
Fermata on Sep 16 '07
Class-ay.
Monkey III
   Monkey III on Sep 16 '07
I would tap that
Noobits
Noobits on Sep 16 '07
surf companies print this sort of stuff all the time. Big deal not offensive, not anything.
Ray Frenden
   Ray Frenden on Sep 16 '07
Not my cup of tea, but who cares? Stick to what makes ya tick.
greysnail
greysnail on Sep 16 '07
Everyone keeps saying this isn't a threadless shirt. Who are threadless people? So its a little raunchy.. its definitely hot and the threadless crowd can stick to their rainbows and dinosaurs. Threadless is first and foremost a democracy.
KazaQ
KazaQ on Sep 17 '07
This shirt might not be something id wear, but its designed and looks WAY better than all these lame tiled radio shirts.
benROACH
benROACH on Sep 17 '07
thanks greysnail and kazaQ
helenheaven
helenheaven on Sep 17 '07
are u serious? try cafepress-they'll print anything. peace.
magunga77
magunga77 on Sep 17 '07
and....no.
jess143ct
jess143ct on Sep 17 '07
Ok, so here's my take. I don't think this is particularly offensive (although I think the stars are to make the "snap" sound her bottoms would make as they were being pulled off). The artwork is extremely well done. To get that amount of shading using only 2 printed colors and the shirt takes some chops. I agree that the palm trees look flat (especially compared to the 3D-ness of the chick's butt), but they do balance out the design nicely. Overall I think the artwork was done well, but the concept is a lacking. I don't think the designer was thinking about who would wear this. Threadless prints it's stuff as both guys and girls and I don't think very many chicks would wear this.
JL in NY
JL in NY on Sep 17 '07
nice! anything but another stuid vinyl/turntable-themed design for the kiddies!
PointWellTaken
PointWellTaken on Sep 17 '07
i mean hey... how can you be mad at ass?... the more the merrier...
opendestiny
opendestiny on Sep 17 '07
Really great illustration... but it would be a better album cover than T-shirt, methinks.
Kruka
Kruka on Sep 17 '07
ew. ew. ew. ew.
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Sep 17 '07
"id rather wear a penis trunk" --karinachavez



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Sep 17 '07
agree with greysnail. THREADLESS IS DEMOCRACY!!!!
Ashleyyyy
Ashleyyyy on Sep 18 '07
What's the big deal? It's cheeky! I love it!
empiricist
   empiricist on Sep 18 '07
This would be great for kids!
phantasee
phantasee on Sep 18 '07
lol @ empiricist



I like the style, very...I don't want to call it San Andreas, because they copied their style from something else...



The first thing I thought was 'Miami', but not because it's a half naked girl. You should make another shirt of maybe the palms, with a different subject, in the same style. I'd totally dig one of those on a dark brown shirt.
chippos
   chippos on Sep 18 '07
GREAT 4 KIDS?? HAHAHAHAHA!
djtacoman
djtacoman on Sep 18 '07
If the girl was crying, would you buy it? I think so. That's threadless.
potterybarn
potterybarn on Sep 18 '07
I love the three little stars,.... awesome,... but no
KTackett
KTackett on Sep 18 '07
I'm sick of this crap.
tigerfry
tigerfry on Sep 18 '07
it's generated a lot of comments though
EmbryoProject
EmbryoProject on Sep 18 '07
i don't know if i want a shirt that's gonna turn guys on...seeing as I am i guy...
Kerrn
Kerrn on Sep 18 '07
ahahahahahahahaha

i give the ass $5.



-k.
Skipper6745
   Skipper6745 on Sep 18 '07
Tastefully done!



8$
Twiggyhall
Twiggyhall on Sep 18 '07
Yuk - no skanks on mah tee, thank u very much!
benROACH
benROACH on Sep 18 '07
this blog is so hilarious from top to bottom...
MagusMaster
MagusMaster on Sep 18 '07
guhaahahaa
Crouching Buttox Hidden Cactus
I like the negative space design style but the subject isn't something to wear. More appropriate but in this style please.
benROACH
benROACH on Sep 19 '07
come on now... i didn't use livetrace... strait up pen tool. haha
burgz
burgz on Sep 19 '07
KBS Shakedown

I think you broke it down pretty fairly. I’m not hung up that there’s female ass on it. I’m sure a blazer can add style points to it. I just saw a design with a monkey’s ass fully exposed ready to get lopped off by a pantless Dr.monkey. Nice sub (BTW) Hell, there was a Superman design with back door flaps showing tightly clenched, shinny cheeks. (also a nice sub) I don’t think ass is the problem. I think it’s ass shown in a suggestive light that have people’s panties in a bunch….

J-Ray
J-Ray on Sep 19 '07
Needs more T-Rex.
burgz
burgz on Sep 19 '07
I was think the same thing too....

wedgatabo
wedgatabo on Sep 19 '07
wow this one really got people talkin ;)



i think the art very well done and placement is awesome but again, the content isn't very appealing for a shirt (maybe i'd put a poster of it on my wall).
Kidwiththechemicals
Kidwiththechemicals on Sep 19 '07
Would'nt expect this kind of shirt on threadless fo sho..moreso in some store in the mall or something. There are tons of shirts similar to this and not near as original or personal as threadless clothing.

zero
SabuSabu
SabuSabu on Sep 20 '07
No. Not because it's offensive, worse shit exists...just...why would anyone want to walk around with an ass on their chest? No.
Sagemoon
Sagemoon on Sep 20 '07
I think it's a pretty cool design. I wouldn't wear it, but the design is nice either way
autumn_firefly
autumn_firefly on Sep 20 '07
oh whatever
wotto
   wotto on Sep 20 '07
I'd walk around with an ass on my chest.

not ur ass tho only the one in the design. ;)
The Jolly Brewer
The Jolly Brewer on Sep 21 '07
what a shit score! Damn prudes....
benROACH
benROACH on Sep 22 '07
well thanks anyways guys
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