About the design
on September 8, 2007
Cheerleader: Don't you just hate it when a killer is like, chasing you through the woods and you totally trip on a root and fall face first?
Jock : Yeah. It's even worse when you can almost reach the weapon but....you just can't.
Killer: I know right? And sometimes when you guys do reach the gun there's like, zero bullets in it...
Jock: True. Sometimes when I can't find my buddy or my gf all i have to do is follow the trail of blood that leads to the attic or the basement and...
Cheerleader: (interrupts) ... since it's always dark in there, light a candle and find their lifeless body mutilated or hanging along a bunch of random corpses. Duh
Killer: Yep, we're just lazy like that. But my favorite part is when a girl takes a shower and I get to see her big boobies trough the keyhole.
Cheerleader: Whatever *rolls eyes*. Why do you have to cut the phone lines though? That's just rude.
Jock: Don't worry babe, I'll let you use my cellphone when the signal comes back.
Cheerleader: We're in a cemetery, everybody knows there's no signal around dead people. Maybe we can try starting the car and if it doesn't, we'll have sex and mister killer here can watch and learn a thing or two...
Killer: As long as I don't have to deal with the creepy animals outside, I'm game.