"I gotta BELIEVE!!!" that I won't get ridiculed for having this much text on a shirt.

i was going to ridicule you about having this much text on a shirt

"If you have an erection lasting over 5 minutes please consult local Physician"?

Wouldnt want that on my shirt

Too much text and what is up with the whole erection lastin over 5 minutes?

awful font. nice idea, but i think you can get it across without having to use that much text.

Clever idea but I think it's really poorly written, sorry. I agree with pbf, I think you can get the same idea across without the newspaper clipping.

It's not a terrible idea, and I don't even mind the text - but it's "more THAN 8 billion" and there are a couple other silly grammar mistakes.

THANK YOU!!!!! (to ryr) that "then" was really bugging me!

more fat jokes!

love,

toto

It's a neat idea, but poor execution, in my opinion. Maybe if you had several Mortins all experiencing different side effects, or one very large Mortin on front before and another on back after with the side effects written on the enlarged bottle he is holding, and his face signifies how much he might regret his choice. I don't know. But, as everyone has intimated: way too much text.

as long as the "then" becomes a "than" in the title, it's good

the lots of text I believe is not meant to be read by shirt-observers, just the title and the pic, right?

good ;)

ped101- maybe martians only have a very short copulation, unlike earthings and their 10 minute marathons.

I like this.

I like the story!