Tis but a remembrance of a battle fought long ago between two foes. The woodsman tribe known as The Taskalin quarreled with the monstrous beasts known as The Gorgalins. Not much is know as to what caused the feud, but 'ts been said that Gorgalins were on the verge of extinction from an unknown cause which led to hostility towards the woodsman and their increasing population. Day and night they fought, until one noble Taskalin discovered what had been causing the Gorgalins distress. Twas gingivitis. A growing disease in the gums that the Gorgalins could not fight on their own. Determined to help, the woodsman used his spear to help rid one Gorgalin's gums of plaque build up. As the battle raged on behind them, the woodsman and the thankful Gorgalin shared a moment together, and the prospect of understanding and peace seemed within their grasp. Yet sadly, before their words of hope could be heard, both we're fatally struck down by a barrage of poorly aimed airborne spears.

haha what a crazy story

Hahahahahaha wonderful! :)

A great story to go with an awesome design!

well done.

5

Lol..Kinda orangish..you get a 5 for your name.

ditto what golden wasp said, but also because it's a neat design and a funny story.

whats up w all these barons? new secret/not so secret order of treadless submitters?

bwahaha - story time with kinda orangish - sweet

design is awesome but the story makes it even better! $5

You should write children's books. Straaaange children's books.

save the Gorgalins!

Great $5 - The Barons rule!!!

Get rid of that gum disease! $5

Hahaha! Tooth decay is my enemy too. Top work!!

this shirt works on so many levels 5$

You can pick your teeth, you can pick your enemies...but you can't pick your enemies' teeth...unless you have a spear $5

Kinda FANTASTIC $5

I gave my thanks to you thus far

forget childrens books, you should write screenplays! i would watch this movie.

your story had a Douglas Adams sort of ring to it. Fan of Hitchhiker's Guide?

ha, love your imagination

plaque is teh evil! $5

i luv it! 5!

oh yea!

tis be and for thou which were those repast and then forsworn because therin lies my bequest