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THE MUMMIFIED BODY OF CHRIST

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Jul 23 '07
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0.97 from 716 votes
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by NGAZIN
This shirt was inspired by an instance when Boyd Rice's young son informed Boyd, "I remember when I was a man and you were a boy." It's also inspired by Boyd's interest in the location of the Holy Grail and the mummified body of Jesus Christ.
atomic child
atomic child on Jul 23 '07
lol.....
itsatimemachine
itsatimemachine on Jul 23 '07
haha, i don't know what to think! i gave it a 5 though.
icon_red
icon_red on Jul 23 '07
I'm digging the dry-brush look and the color choices. Bravo.



-H
mollyric
mollyric on Jul 23 '07
This is a really interesting shirt. Your designs are usually really intriguing and this one is no exception. Very nice color choices.
Tspoon
Tspoon on Jul 24 '07
lol wtf
Shaypay
Shaypay on Jul 24 '07
Creepy.



Probably what you were going for.

Bravo.
noponies
   noponies on Jul 24 '07
rad!
helo
helo on Jul 24 '07
the face is even better without the text - imo
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Jul 24 '07
fugly.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 24 '07
I don't think any of your artwork works for the shirt medium (or at least not yet), but best of luck to you b/c of your unique style.
13strong
13strong on Jul 24 '07
Yeah - don't like this one. It just doesn't work as a t-shirt design: the layout, the text...



Sorry.



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b_lou
b_lou on Jul 24 '07
man! I suspect you're a misunderstood genius! That's the true tosco style!
eskimokiss
   eskimokiss on Jul 24 '07
i'd wear this in an instant!!!
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Jul 24 '07
spectacular art and great tee - I love when you have faces or figures. Also when you do not have repetitive lines. This is just for me, right? $$$5555
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Jul 24 '07
10$



its un traditional tee shirt work, but its good and fresh.

i could imagine some cool skate company picking this up.



like rasa libre or obey, but i dont think threadless voters will get this.

sorry man



but i'll gives you a 10s!$
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Jul 24 '07
ps. you gotta sub your ben kanobe (sp?)



that was cool
stevetrpi
stevetrpi on Jul 24 '07
I think this is my fave of all of your subs so far. $5, no question.
NGAZIN
NGAZIN on Jul 24 '07
SP?
13strong
13strong on Jul 24 '07
(sp) means "Spelling?". It indicates that someone is unsure if they've spelled something right.
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Jul 24 '07
spelling.? i dont know how to spell ben kanobe
NGAZIN
NGAZIN on Jul 24 '07
Scientologists refer to people who try to discredit their religion as SPs or squirrels.
Yourhero
Yourhero on Jul 24 '07
Possibly sacrilegious, nonsensical, and ugly as sin.



big fat zero.



barriebarrie
barriebarrie on Jul 24 '07
It's also inspired by Boyd's interest in the location of the Holy Grail and the mummified body of Jesus Christ.



Umm, it went towards the sun in a balloon with John Paul Ziller and an orangutan. I can appreciate the artwork and design but I do not like it on a personal level.
NGAZIN
NGAZIN on Jul 24 '07
Boyd Rice also said "If you clash with one person or another it has to be that way. You're not a dollar bill to be like by all. If your personality were soft and sweet like marshmallows you would not become the person that destiny has ordained."
SpentRocs
SpentRocs on Jul 24 '07
There's originality and then there's trying too hard.
barriebarrie
barriebarrie on Jul 24 '07
If your personality were soft and sweet like marshmallows you would not become the person that destiny has ordained.



plus people would dip you in chocolate and eat you ;-)
BlueandYellow
BlueandYellow on Jul 24 '07
..thats disturbing
melmmo
melmmo on Jul 24 '07
jesus isn't mummified. he just walked past my window.
NGAZIN
NGAZIN on Jul 24 '07
You guys can all burn in nerd hell. Does everyone who comments on threadless live in fucking Iowa or something? Are you adults or not?
smoogle
smoogle on Jul 24 '07
Scares the shizit out of me.
Yourhero
Yourhero on Jul 24 '07
Wow NGAZIN, that was horribly rude. What does being an adult have to do with disliking your design?



Don't for a damned second think that because your submission is 'edgy' that it is good, because that is most defiantly not the truth, nor is insulting us a good way to get your submission printed.



Your submission is offensive yes, but it is also ugly and poorly conceived, so take the criticism like an adult. Are you and adult or not?
dayofthelocust
dayofthelocust on Jul 25 '07
Link is such a doosh sometimes.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 25 '07
Oh no I am totally all into that "rock and roll" I am an avid listener of spunk nose cock blasters and evil crap face disaster in fact dayofthelocust and I are starting a cover band called "we suck thor's face with machete" all in dedication to your glorious magnificence



anyhoo my point was that I lived in Iowa and it is rockin with capitol rock - I even considered getting some "heavy metal" ink done
NGAZIN
NGAZIN on Jul 25 '07
Link, I will kick your ass as an adult kicks the ass of an impudent brat who speaks of place.
Yourhero
Yourhero on Jul 25 '07
Aww look, NGAZIN can't take criticism, how cute. Who is really the brat here?



That's fine NGAZ, I'll leave you alone. No need to add insult to injury since your shirt scored below a 1. You douche.
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Jul 25 '07
Sorry about the score, Nicholas, Threadless is not ready for you - or maybe they were and now they are too mainstream.



I am a fan.
NGAZIN
NGAZIN on Jul 25 '07
yourhero

You have yet to offer criticism, just insults. Insults are not criticism, just an invitation to trade som more insults. So here we are, insulting each other.
icon_red
icon_red on Jul 26 '07
You can't judge style. You can only provide examples of expertise from your own technique. While NGANZIN's style is totally unlike that of my own, or of my preference, it definitely has it's marketability.



Someone who has been a member since 2005 and has only one design up is not someone I would vote to be the ultimate voice of reason on another artist's works. NGANZIN has nine designs up.



Give the guy some fucking credit. At least he's getting things done around here. You should be thankful that you always have something to look at from him.



Keep it up, NG.



-H
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Jul 26 '07
If your personality were soft and sweet like marshmallows you would not become the person that destiny has ordained."



how do you know what destiny has ordained for me?







but i dont think threadless voters will get this.



get it?
_lydia
_lydia on Jul 26 '07
i love this so much!!



i love all your designs, i would get all of them if you put out a NGANZIN clothing line.



your work is freaken awesome!! do you sell prints?



NGAZIN
NGAZIN on Jul 26 '07
I don't make prints. If you want to commission original art we could work something out. Check out my drawing blog at skeleteen.livejournal.com
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Jul 26 '07
god damn it! droopped
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