Excerpt from "Call me Dracool, memoirs of the count". Recorded on 3-18-1985 at a Sizzler in Albuquerque.

the following is an unedited excerpt from my candid interview with the count concerning an unfortunate shipwreck experience with his traveling partners, frankenstein, king tut and an un-named zombie.

"so ... there we were the whole fuckin lot of us sittin in the raft floating to satan knows where. I am draped under my cape trying not to catch on fucking fire, the zombie is waving around a paddle like an idiot trying to fish his rotten arm out of the water. King fucking tut is sitting there mumbling to himself trying to wring out his stinky fuckin rags - looking back it sounds funny i know, but at the time we were all so fucking pissed off. And then - like he had a mother fuckin epiphany, frank says "you know its kinda ironic"

I swear if he wasn't a god damn mountain I woulda planted that fucking oar right between his fucking crooked eyes.
Ironic, dumbshit makin a stupid fuckin joke like that - at a time like that. Of course he was talking about us, a buncha fuckin dead guys, sittin in a LIFE raft wearing fucking LIFE jackets "

hand me some fuckin jo-jos and we need another pitcher of high life over here

FANTASTIC!! 5$, hands down.

Yo yo yo! $5 ho

Amazing 5 $

it's up!
nice job!

yeah!! its finally up!!! go isa, you already know my comments on this! 5$

Excellent, was looking forward to $5 this.

The artist statement made me laugh out loud.

i can't not give you a five- nice work.

love the mummy!

Print this please now! $5

hey! it's up! - thanks for the nice comments -

large version here for DETAIL

interesting concept! Nice design

blahahahah $5

Fantastic Work !!!

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kickin' concept !

I wish Dracula had an umbrella so we could see his undead face

this is great!nice style.

ha, nice work!

great characters and colors, my favorite is Frankie.

haha. great artwork $5

It's a great idea brilliantly executed in my view.

After I read the commentary below, I got it. Unfortunately the commentary doesn't come with the shirt though. 4.

I love this. I pray to Satan that it gets printed.

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imo you dont even have to get the irony to appreciate this, it's awesome 5$

thanks guys - it is always great to get feedback

maybe I am alone in the woods on this but when people say things like "it's ironic" or "touche" in situations that are not or very slightly applicable.... I find it hysterical - but this shirts irony is just for the wearer - a little snigger for a bad day - and really its kinda ironic that it is not very funny, no?

HAHA. F-ing awesome!

i love the 'classic monsters'

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Like it, but Dracula isn't very clear. It took me a few minutes to figure out who he was and what he was doing. I suggest an umbrella with bats on it.

so much funny!

LOL!!!!! That was very funny! $4
The design could be a little better.
Agree about Dracula, he took a moment to identify. Give him a Batman umbrella! =)

Maybe you could print the story on the back of the shirt too! really funny, yo!

I love the guy/zombie trying to fish his arm out of the water with the paddle... LOL

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Hahahah! They're already dead. $5

Awesome!

Im not sure how I feel about the colors but this is both hilarious and pretty well drawn.

haha, i love dead jokes!
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and yes, Dracula is unrecognizable...but an umbrella-ella-ella would be totally homo.
think of something ninja instead!

draculas got a potty mouth

absolutely genius!!!

Yay it's up finally! $5

good work ole' chap.

funny story to go along with the design.

I love it. $5

Very cool. I'd like it on a different color though....
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Dracula made my day.

this is just fun, nice drawing

I'd give it a 6 if I could.

really cool. 4

YAY!! monsters+irony=kick ass

nice

reminds me of gorillaz

this sub is like a jublin/travis hybrid. oh wait, its and ISABOA.

5$ sucker! this is tight!

$5 ... lol I took one look at it and laughed so hard my co-worker just looked at me weird.

They illustration style is great and the attention to detail is phenominal!

You guys are super - SUPER I SAY!

This shirt is super! I love the details. You've managed to give them all character without saying a word. Brilliant!
(I especially love the guy trying to retrieve his arm.)

ahahaha. i loved the story that went along with it. really great

I'll be honest... I really don't like the background color... Maybe a darker blue or something? Ah, whatever, I'm still buying it just for the design.

nice! I don't like it on blue though..but I know that it has to be on blue .. but not this shade for sure.

Nice one! $5

a perfect great idea! 5$

Here is where I get brutally honest. Upon first view of this, I chuckled and liked it ok. It's the muted colors that are not wowing me and some of your details get lost (I thought the cape was a body bag & Frank's tan-orange shirt clash against the orange of the life vests and boat). My finger was ready to score this a 3. Then I saw your artist's statement and started craving a bottle of the champagne of beers. So what if it's 9:30 am? 5

I like the colors. The monsters didn't know the boat was going to sink. They wouldn't have dressed to match the occasion.

even though i don't like the colours so much for some reason, i would still wear it because i love monsters

can you please say the f word any more???

fuck fuck

SWEET! Although I must concur with the above statements, re: background color.

AWESOME 5$! COOL ILLUSTRATION! i like it! :)

this is fantastically well-done. LOVE hand overboard. $5.

wish-listed.

last day to vote this suckah

2.37, I guess that's OK. Thought it would get a bit higher but my expectations for good designs getting a nice score are unraveling.

YAY!

Great score ISABOA.

hey - yeah - not bad at all - *pops champagne

yeah not bad as always probly should have gone higher but hey take what ay can

I would love to have this t-shirt.

ISABOA, did you get my last message in your gaylord blog ?

respectable score. good luck!

I just ordered mine.

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PRINT!!!!

dear threadless,

halloween is coming up in a month. please give us all a gift on that wonderful holiday and print this shirt. pretty please?

thanks!

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