Excerpt from "Call me Dracool, memoirs of the count". Recorded on 3-18-1985 at a Sizzler in Albuquerque.

the following is an unedited excerpt from my candid interview with the count concerning an unfortunate shipwreck experience with his traveling partners, frankenstein, king tut and an un-named zombie.

"so ... there we were the whole fuckin lot of us sittin in the raft floating to satan knows where. I am draped under my cape trying not to catch on fucking fire, the zombie is waving around a paddle like an idiot trying to fish his rotten arm out of the water. King fucking tut is sitting there mumbling to himself trying to wring out his stinky fuckin rags - looking back it sounds funny i know, but at the time we were all so fucking pissed off. And then - like he had a mother fuckin epiphany, frank says "you know its kinda ironic"

I swear if he wasn't a god damn mountain I woulda planted that fucking oar right between his fucking crooked eyes.
Ironic, dumbshit makin a stupid fuckin joke like that - at a time like that. Of course he was talking about us, a buncha fuckin dead guys, sittin in a LIFE raft wearing fucking LIFE jackets "

hand me some fuckin jo-jos and we need another pitcher of high life over here

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it's up!
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Excellent, was looking forward to $5 this.

The artist statement made me laugh out loud.

i can't not give you a five- nice work.

love the mummy!

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hey! it's up! - thanks for the nice comments -

large version here for DETAIL

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kickin' concept !

I wish Dracula had an umbrella so we could see his undead face

this is great!nice style.

ha, nice work!

great characters and colors, my favorite is Frankie.

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It's a great idea brilliantly executed in my view.

After I read the commentary below, I got it. Unfortunately the commentary doesn't come with the shirt though. 4.

I love this. I pray to Satan that it gets printed.

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imo you dont even have to get the irony to appreciate this, it's awesome 5$

thanks guys - it is always great to get feedback

maybe I am alone in the woods on this but when people say things like "it's ironic" or "touche" in situations that are not or very slightly applicable.... I find it hysterical - but this shirts irony is just for the wearer - a little snigger for a bad day - and really its kinda ironic that it is not very funny, no?

HAHA. F-ing awesome!

i love the 'classic monsters'

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Like it, but Dracula isn't very clear. It took me a few minutes to figure out who he was and what he was doing. I suggest an umbrella with bats on it.

so much funny!

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The design could be a little better.
Agree about Dracula, he took a moment to identify. Give him a Batman umbrella! =)

Maybe you could print the story on the back of the shirt too! really funny, yo!

I love the guy/zombie trying to fish his arm out of the water with the paddle... LOL

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Hahahah! They're already dead. $5

Awesome!

Im not sure how I feel about the colors but this is both hilarious and pretty well drawn.

haha, i love dead jokes!
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and yes, Dracula is unrecognizable...but an umbrella-ella-ella would be totally homo.
think of something ninja instead!

draculas got a potty mouth

absolutely genius!!!

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good work ole' chap.

funny story to go along with the design.

I love it. $5

Very cool. I'd like it on a different color though....
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Dracula made my day.

this is just fun, nice drawing

I'd give it a 6 if I could.

really cool. 4

YAY!! monsters+irony=kick ass

nice

reminds me of gorillaz

this sub is like a jublin/travis hybrid. oh wait, its and ISABOA.

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