About the design
on July 11, 2007
Excerpt from "Call me Dracool, memoirs of the count". Recorded on 3-18-1985 at a Sizzler in Albuquerque.
the following is an unedited excerpt from my candid interview with the count concerning an unfortunate shipwreck experience with his traveling partners, frankenstein, king tut and an un-named zombie.
"so ... there we were the whole fuckin lot of us sittin in the raft floating to satan knows where. I am draped under my cape trying not to catch on fucking fire, the zombie is waving around a paddle like an idiot trying to fish his rotten arm out of the water. King fucking tut is sitting there mumbling to himself trying to wring out his stinky fuckin rags - looking back it sounds funny i know, but at the time we were all so fucking pissed off. And then - like he had a mother fuckin epiphany, frank says "you know its kinda ironic"
I swear if he wasn't a god damn mountain I woulda planted that fucking oar right between his fucking crooked eyes.
Ironic, dumbshit makin a stupid fuckin joke like that - at a time like that. Of course he was talking about us, a buncha fuckin dead guys, sittin in a LIFE raft wearing fucking LIFE jackets "
hand me some fuckin jo-jos and we need another pitcher of high life over here