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Sperm and Eggs or Birds and Bees?

by polynothing
Sperm and Eggs or Birds and Bees?

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Submitted by polynothing on July 10, 2007

It's time for that talk...

polynothing
polynothing profile pic Artist

It's time for that talk...

bloatbugjen

god i'm glad i never reallyy had to sit down to a talk like this... it seems so traumatising... and disturbing. lol
like the style

bunnybraineater

i love this idea and i like the style, it's very reminiscent of those old-fashioned illustrations in the booklets you get when you turn 12. my only complaint would be better placement of the word bubbles; it bothers me how the mom's are so far apart. great, though.

mr rogers

hahaahhahahaha

mr rogers

SO good, if it doesnt win, try another way of displaying it. like have the 2 parents looking forward and the 2 bubbles coming on either side of them, and have just a sillhouette (howev its spelled) of the kid looking at them with his back to where the camera wud be

xarmii

D:

freshview

I wish the "egg" bubble wasn't crossing in front of them.

bob the bob

lmao, don't change a thing. $5

so funny!

InnocentEyes

yeaaaa....no. I think this is too crude to put on a shirt.

13strong

Kind of funny, but doesn't make a very good shirt.

squatterjohn

Love the style, takes me back to the 50s, before kids could learn about sex on the internet. Hate the speech bubbles, they're all over the place. Perhaps mum and dad only need one each with both their corresponding images inside?

hipka

love the colours. 4

mrsjohnmurphy

funny! I love the sheer confusion on the child's face!

yoshi andrian

nice colours and illustration

CatProximity

and on a color shirt.

snapfoo

squatterjohn on Jul 13 '07
Love the style, takes me back to the 50s, before kids could learn about sex on the internet. Hate the speech bubbles, they're all over the place. Perhaps mum and dad only need one each with both their corresponding images inside?


I agree. It'd be much clearer if there were only two bubbles, one with the birds and bees and the other with the sperm and egg.

Kookaberry

The one speech bubble in front is out of place. Why is that one in front and all others in back? Amusing design, I like the suggestion some gave of putting the birds/bees in one bubble from the dad and the sperm/egg in one bubble from the mom.

317537

i love this design and i love cornelius. being a cornelius fan..i think he'd like this design too.$5

yeshchatte

I think that this is funny. I think a color shirt might be nice, too., but I think it still works.
I don't think it's too crude?? that's weird because I've seen a LOT of waaay worse things to put on a shirt.... I think having a sense of humor is key here.
I hope they print it! :)

karenlynn79

i love this so much! kids are so befuddled by their parents' explanations of sex!
would buy in a sec
5$

xprivate_eyex

omg the design needs to be, like, HALF that big! D:

polynothing
polynothing profile pic Artist

private eye: I totally agree, it should, and would definitely be resized a bit smaller

nuthead

cool design threadless print this on one of your new t-shirts that would rock!!! but not on white or natural. sky blue or a rust color T.

sharster

i'd change the font of the question mark. and do two bubbles instead of four.

mephitine

People, please learn how to make hyperlinks. It's not that difficult. Every time I turn around I'm having to type in some insanely long URL because you can't copy & paste from the forums, the URLs don't automatically hyperlink, and someone doesn't know how to use a bit of HTML.
Here's a tutorial on how to do it if you don't know how:
How to Make a Hyperlink

mephitine

Okay, I'm finished grousing about people and their lack of hyperlinks. Grumble grumble.

As for this design, it looks great. It's not something I'd wear, but it's very well done. Wouldn't change a thing.

Looneygirl

Cute! And so true! The mom tells the real story because the dad doesn't want to deal with it!

brianrau

haha favorite!

moontanner

poor kid, being bombarded and tramatized. don't think i'd wear it, but the kid makes me laugh.

brandon clark

This shirt rocks. I don't think its crude or inappropriate! I think its funny as hell! And the illustration style and exicution is most exquisite! $5

pairoffairies

Agreed: smaller; either two bubbles only or move moms ova bubble so it is more clearly coming from her.

great job!

yumebitsu

I love this!

KevlarDupont

Sweet design & colors!
(Wish it was a bit smaller on the shirt though.)

kako64

Hé, hé, great idea, great work ! Like this !

freddy machete

HAHAHAHAH. ohh man. heart.
agree with freshview though.

sentimentalgeek

it's fun and very well designed, I'd feel a bit self conscious wearing it though and I don't think I could ever wear it around my mum

chippos

haa haa, I LOVE THE SCARE FACE OF THE KID! SO CONFUSED. $$$$$55555

crispymoore

...But smaller graphic would make it tighter.

Jebbie

I like the idea and execution..

Just not something I would wear on my chest.

Still nice design, I like how it's different :) 5

Jebbie

Omgosh this has finished scoring

Sad ):

psuedopotamus

I like it a lot. anyone who thinks this is crude is very silly.

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