Run in fear!

ehh.. i don't get it?

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Oh honey, this is fantastic. I'm so proud of you sweetie!

Abdominal? Are you dense? It's a play on the word abominable. Wait, you don't know that one either do you?

I understand it, but the problem I have with it is that it's terrible. Not enough going on. The joke isn't that funny. And, the title won't be on the shirt, so the joke doesn't work.
Would people just stop with the puns that require a title for them to work? Please?

i get it but i'd hate to wear it and explain it to everyone who doesnt get my shirt.
same as simon.

Only a dumb-ass wouldn't get this shirt without the text. That being said, the design still sucks.

it's funny...but i personally wouldn't wear it. i'm not about designs that emphasize the belly. :)

if this makes it past the vague "24-hour/1.5 rule", I'll eat my computer.

Why would you do that? Then you wouldn't ba able to go on threadless anymore and make these oh-so-helpful comments..

HA! Snap.

I got it but I'd never wear it sorry, it's just too hard to get without anysort of expanation. And it'll show off my pot belly too much.

put the text in and itll be fine... i like it, 5* fur shur

lol, love simon and paula.

button button who's got the button...?

The Simon and Paula and Randy jokes are about as funny and well-thought-out as this design. Figure out if that's a compliment or not on your own time!

Sorry dawg, Im completely with Simon on this one. The execution is poor, and if you need the title for the "joke" to work, its just not workin dude. Sorry man, it's a no from me.