The Hasselhoff
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1846 days ago
Submitted on:
May 09 '07
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125 comments
Average score:
2.25 from 2,410 votes
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Hee.
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it looks like a cross made of hair.
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Did you try a more tan or nude Skin color? Neat idea- I doubt I'd wear it, haha.
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gross, haha
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That is so scary, but brilliant.
I dunno who I know that would wear this, and I wouldn't, because if I wanted to look like this I would just take off my shirt. Nice though. 5 |
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lolol
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Hahahah!! $5
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zipperking on May 09 '07 disgusting, and the best thing I've seen in a while.
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I can confirm that 13strong really does look like that when he takes his shirt off. If only I could say he ain't hairy, he's my brother, but sadly only the second part is true.
The design is very funny, but I wouldn't wear it. I want to see the Christians come on now and claim it's a 'blasphemous' hairy cross. |
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Sooooo nasty. Is the red supposed to be sunburn?
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I wouldn't wear this and I don't know one female that would lol
But super funny! |
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It's funny, but only if you read the quote and/or title.
In real life, it's a shirt with a swirly cross. Good try though. |
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I don't think it looks like a swirly cross at all - the second I saw it I knew it was a hairy chest!
icky but hysterical - have to agree that probably not too many would wear it though :P |
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This is just plain horrible.
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I submitted this right before he his drunken video was realeased... bad timing!
Hope I get a few laughs |
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HAHA! Oh man, I would never ever wear that, but you are a genius.
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this one's a bit better done, but DURKL did a chesthair shirt awhile back.
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LMAO, too funny!! You need to do a Baldwin one, too.
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nice. more work on the nipples though
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herky on May 09 '07 hilarious concept and design.
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it kinda looks exactly like my chest
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*LOL* Pure gold.
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that is so gross but i am laughing!!!
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ISABOA on May 09 '07 sweet
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harpo25 on May 09 '07 I wouldn't wear it
allready have enough chesthair But it is very wel done! and funny ofcourse! |
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I sort of like this.
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hilarious! and a lot of guys' hair probably grows like that, get over that it's in the shape of the cross. that's the shape of the HAPPY trail.
stubbythumbs = thumbystubbs MY MIND IS BOGGLED! |
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maybe the cross confusion could be fixed with less hair concentrated right at the center?
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someone already did this but the chest was shaved as a heart
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Gross, but so incredibly well done. 5
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Can't tell... is there hair in the armpits?
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How about the back?
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This is gross. I can't imagine anyone wanting to wear it. And I LIKE chest hair!
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Sweet smoking Jesus.
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brilliant, but gross. i would get a kick if I saw someone wearing it but I would never have the stones...
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sooo funny!
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Bramish on May 09 '07 haha
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Thanks for the comments guys!
I'm glad to provide some entertainment |
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yay! hahaha i want one! i want one!
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best shirt ever! $5
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I WOULD WEAR THIS !!!
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way funny! How about a gold chain too?
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HAHA that scared me.
very funny. |
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i would totally wear this shirt. i'd buy ten of them.
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$5
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Omg, ewww. I don't like nipple hair. :s
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excellent, mais importable!
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I NEED THIS SHIRT!!!
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ewww.
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Sad thing is, it kinda looks like my chest for real
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i would so buy this shirt. it cracks me up. now there just needs to be a hairy bagel and the phoenix and the set is complete.
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haha! That's so disgustingly awesome.
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hilarious
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I laughed. I think it would be much better on a fleshy colored shirt. Gross, though. :)
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So funny but no way I would wear it.
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thanks for your comments!
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is this shirt going to drink and neglect his kids?
oh snap. i'd buy it though |
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Orange~On~Orange on May 09 '07 yes.
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don't hassle the hoff! I like it...
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I'll buy it if you can somehow make it to look less like a hairy cross.
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disgustingly hilarious haha.
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I'm a girl and I would wear it!
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I need some chest hair. $5
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*standing slow clap* Kings to you sir...kings to you.
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i would be startled to see this on someone in a natural tone
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If it had "The Hasseloff" or something printed on it (tat style) I would buy and wear (simply so I would not have to explain every 2 minutets what the hell I am wearing a chest-hair shirt for!)
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Also, needs to be on natral tone... why pink? No, definitley should be natural.
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I agree that natural or khaki would be best the best shirt colors.
I used fuchsia for the girly tee in order to show a less literal presentation... does that make any sense? |
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I'm starting to get a bit concerned by all the people saying that this is gross and disgusting...
My chest isn't TOO far off this - it's chest hair people, get over it. |
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^consider the age breakdown of the voters
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I dunno - most Threadlessers seem to be in their late teens / early 20s. I'm 24.
Stop the hirsutism! |
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AWESOMENESS 5555555
id really like to think id wear it so ill add a $$$$ |
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I'd wear this for a laugh!
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FRICKINAWESOME on May 10 '07 I already wear this- it's called my actual chest hair.
But not really. It looks to me like a gigantic hairy arrow pointing up to the wearer's face. Definetly something i'd laugh at for a minute at the mall, and then move on without buying it. But thanks for the laughter! |
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I think it's hilarious, but as a girl I would never wear it.
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thINK on May 10 '07 haha!
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fat pigeon on May 10 '07 I like this.
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as i always say, the germans love david hasselhoff.
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you know... i think i actually sort of want this t-shirt. 4$
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bahahahahah no!!!! ewwwww! but BAHAHAHAAH
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
nice idea though... |
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so gross, really great idea. don't think i'd have the self-confidence to wear it though.
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gross. i dont recommend the girls one. ew
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Well done! I actually prefer it on random colors rather than skin tones. It makes it more interesting and fun and less gross or AC boardwalk gift shoppy.
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Pure jokes...I love it...
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Thanks everyone for commenting and voting!
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www.threadless.com/submission/111583/greentree?
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www.threadless.com/submission/111583/greentree?
I don't understand... |
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hahahahahahahaha!
I love it so much! But i dont know if i would wear it as a girl, but if i were a dude I would wear it to death. |
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I am still laughing. Wow. This is really funny. But as others have said-- as a girl, I don't have the guts. As for my husband... well, he's already harier than that! :-O
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omg this would sell out for guys. girls? not so sure.
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I already where this shirt every day.
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there should be pieces of cheeseburger entwined in the chest hair. THEN i would wear it with pride.
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That would be an awesome gift.
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this is the scariest design i have ever seen... but at least it looks kind of neat. hahahahahaha :D
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HA
$5 i don't have much chest hair, and i always wanted a happy trail... SOLD! |
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eeeewah - but funny.
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hahahahahahaahaha
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i love that you called it the hasselhoff
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hilarious and it REALLY looks like it, but i really hope that girls would never wear this haha doesnt fit as well lol
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this is hilarious and I WOULD WEAR IT!
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thanks again everyone! 100 comments! wohooo
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This would solve all my hairless chest problems. I need one!
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I'm a chick and I would so totally wear this! $5... on nude or something would be cool
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That is so completely discusting. There is people I know who would where this, actually quite a few people who would. The t-shirt needs to be in nude though. Still, funny, yet so disturbing.
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ewwwwwwwww
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looks wayy too much like a cross.
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concerning the cross issue: it probably looks different on different monitors/displays. refer to the close-up detail to see how dense the hair is and how it fades into the hairless areas
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That's pretty damn ridiculous. XD
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I like hairy men. :P
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I ran into the Hoff the other day at work actually. God I wish I would've had this shirt to show him my support.
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wouldn't buy it, but i love the idea
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you're gross
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HAHA. That's so excellent. I mourn the fact that I am a wus, otherwise I might consider wearing it.
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xiv on May 15 '07 If it had "The Hasseloff" or something printed on it (tat style) I would buy and wear (simply so I would not have to explain every 2 minutets what the hell I am wearing a chest-hair shirt for!)
just simple stylized text that says "the hasselhoff" maybe on the back of the right or left shoulder. |
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lol ewww and in time like these..i wonder how you got that idea..well nevermind, i dont wanna know :P
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i wouldn't buy this shirt
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amazing, well done!
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This is hilarious!
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i'm afraid i've already got this one:(
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nice!!
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This shirt is so funny...would I wear it? Why not? Could you imagine some kid wearing this in class? A+ for that apt pupil! This might be overkill but some curlys on the lower back would enhance laugh factor by 18
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Gross!
... Yeah, gross. It looks like someone sprinkled pubes all over the girl-model. |
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oh noes! on the woman it's quite horrifying!!
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not a bad score!!
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2 days later
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It'll never get printed but congrats on such a popular sub and a decent score!
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2 days later
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Orange~On~Orange on May 21 '07 Man this is one of the best shirts I've ever come across on this site. The name, design - everything perfect. Should have been a way higher score. Threadless should go out on a limb and print this sucker dammit. Good job.
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hell yea! go for it threadless! take a risk!
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125 days later
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funkie fresh on Sep 25 '07 BAHAHAHAHAHA! oh man..good laugh
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i'm telling you... i'd buy this in an instant.
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this is pure sex. how could u not want this? i want one for my grandmother. i mean, what?
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452 days later
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i came back just to support this shirt. it really deserves a second chance. this would be reprinted over and over, trust me.
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