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Jesus Saves

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Don't be offended... What?! You don't think Christ was a good goalie?!
professorE
professorE on Apr 30 '07
I've seen this idea, but never one that I would wear. If this gets by all of the detractors, I would wear it.
ConquererWorm
ConquererWorm on Apr 30 '07
Dun dun Duuuun

*no text*

otherwise it's great
The Wee Straggler
The Wee Straggler on Apr 30 '07
It's nice that Jesus is protecting that honeycomb from the soccer ball.
matchxcore
matchxcore on Apr 30 '07
^ haha



cool idea though
maddingo
maddingo on Apr 30 '07
more goal box



less text



FTW



artfisch
artfisch on Apr 30 '07
yay! score.
elfinfire
elfinfire on Apr 30 '07
I like the text in this. I don't even believe in Jeebus, and i think this is very wearable and cool as hell!
kalie7
kalie7 on Apr 30 '07
jeebus? new word? oh well love it. haha
karenlynn79
karenlynn79 on Apr 30 '07
i really like it. i would love to wear this and piss people off!!!!
Matt20845
Matt20845 on Apr 30 '07
HAHA nice!!! keep the text!!
KayceKlyde
KayceKlyde on Apr 30 '07
I donno about threadless but I have seen many versions of this shirt already out there, on people...therefore not all that original
eyekneadname
eyekneadname on Apr 30 '07
I'd also say get rid of the text and make the cage more defined--let people get it for themselves. But I also like it as is.
CactusPack
CactusPack on Apr 30 '07
I love it!
Mama Young
Mama Young on Apr 30 '07
I am Christian, & am not offened by it. I think its a great idea, but, Jesus needs to have darker skin.

Jesus saves !
Aristarchus
Aristarchus on Apr 30 '07
I think this is sacreligious, not because it's Jesus, but because he's playing soccer when everyone knows Jesus plays hockey.



I'm too Canadian...
ruby soho
ruby soho on Apr 30 '07
I think that the goal needs to look more like a goal. If you do that, you don't really need the text.
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Apr 30 '07
I like it
pickledbib
pickledbib on Apr 30 '07
...but Noah invests
hurricane hanz
hurricane hanz on Apr 30 '07
nix the text, and i'll buy.
ChunderMan
ChunderMan on Apr 30 '07
Thanks to the people who like it so far. I went with the text and the more "undefined" goal because I was kind of going for more of a seventies look; so I wouldn't remove it.
rarecords
rarecords on Apr 30 '07
Yeah buddy I've seen this before my Friend actually has a shirt just like this
ChunderMan
ChunderMan on Apr 30 '07
What can I say about the originality? I've never seen the shirt before, so I can't really comment on that. I think if you disqualified every shirt because someone else, somewhere in the world had seen the design (or something similar) before, there would be about 1 new shirt design on here a month. I say just vote high if you like it, low if you don't and don't worry about how original it is.
Starwindblue
Starwindblue on Apr 30 '07
Lose the text. It's adorable!
73inc
73inc on May 01 '07
i'd buy it! 5
erin_everlasting
erin_everlasting on May 01 '07
im christian and i know many of the guys (and girls, for that matter) there would love one of these shirts. funny to both believers and athiests. i like.
erin_everlasting
erin_everlasting on May 01 '07
there= at my church
Gaff
Gaff on May 01 '07
I like. I'm not Christian, but can't see why any Christian would be offended - there are tons of churches that put really bad puns and wordplay on their billboards out front, and sometimes even quite risque. Non-god-botherers would wear it coz it's funny; god-botherers will wear it because it gets their message across without people wanting to slap 'em.
Gaff
Gaff on May 01 '07
Just read Hurricane Hanz's comment, and I agree. Lose the text and let people work out the joke for themselves. Funnier that way, even though the seventies font is nice.
doyousparkle
doyousparkle on May 01 '07
My fiancé would wear this like a shot! It's funny, tis good!
sjgrovo
sjgrovo on May 01 '07
this is fantastic - i love the net and the text
McGooglykins
McGooglykins on May 01 '07
LOVE.
vegard
vegard on May 01 '07
Drop the background and I'll $.
joshamman
joshamman on May 01 '07
i like the text alot, but it doesnt look like a goal, its too honeycombed. id buy it otherwise, i love jesus shirts!
gypsy7
gypsy7 on May 01 '07
i love this! it's hillarious! i think it would be cool to have the option of just jesus with the ball, and then with the text, and then all three. (because i think it'd look good all of those ways.)

but it's great as is! i would wear this shirt!
lovelyplayfello
lovelyplayfello on May 01 '07
I think originality should come into scoring-- mainly when it is a direct re-presentation of a very basic wordplay that has been done-- this isnt just a similar style or layout. It has been done, exactly, with different art.....
setia
setia on May 01 '07
OMG I love this!!! The net & the text are perfect, I love the classic look. If this goes to print I'm first in line to buy one!!!



$5, obviously =)
admiralwhitcomb
admiralwhitcomb on May 01 '07
Make Jesus bigger, lose the net. you still get the idea without it.
Captain Global
Captain Global on May 01 '07
The net in the goal looks goofy... fix it or remove it.
idioteq
idioteq on May 01 '07
agreed, lose the text and the honeycomb, or make it look like an actual net.
tomstuder
tomstuder on May 01 '07
so wrong but so cool. I would also suggest to increase the scale of "Jesus". It may also eliminate any distractioin from the background "honey comb".
Kaden
Kaden on May 01 '07
:s Seen this outside of threadless before
Guy Arthur
Guy Arthur on May 02 '07
I think you should make his robe a bit darker because I thought it was a karate guy playing football when I first saw it. Do that and I'll give it a $5.
Batty1980
Batty1980 on May 02 '07
Lose the text and define the goal, then this t shirt would be cool. Not for me but definately cool.
IllBeSergeant
IllBeSergeant on May 02 '07
the jesus shirts are over
SuperPope
SuperPope on May 02 '07
"It's funny because it's, like, Jesus okay? But get this -- he's making a save in soccer instead of saving people's souls by dying and rising from the grave and stuff like he's used to doing! So like, he's doing something that it would be so out-of-character for Jesus to do, you know? Because, like, they didn't even have sports and stuff back then, plus he's the son of God!"



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ChunderMan
ChunderMan on May 02 '07
I'm a stranger to sarcasm. Please introduce me.
jakehartman
jakehartman on May 02 '07
very origional.

but you know what they say.

Jesus saves, Moses invests.
neonpowerbomb
neonpowerbomb on May 02 '07
hehe yeah, jesus shirts are popping up. i.e. my design in the running.

The Jolly Brewer
The Jolly Brewer on May 03 '07
yeah and Beckham scores from the rebound.... What a fresh new joke!
Monovolume
Monovolume on May 03 '07
aleluia!!! hahaha
CactusPack
CactusPack on May 03 '07
Could you add some flecks of grass...to spice it up a bit?
__snowshoe
__snowshoe on May 03 '07
i say keep the text, it adds to the look of the design not just the message.
The Jolly Brewer
The Jolly Brewer on May 04 '07
I'm a Satanist and I find this offensive to my religion!
CactusPack
CactusPack on May 04 '07
When is this mofo coming out I WANT IT! What do you think about having Jesus looking straight out and giving a 'thumbs up' with his left hand. That would be so cool. It shows he doesn't have to give much effort and that he's the BOMB!
Nakezer
Nakezer on May 04 '07
I get a bit miffed when people assume that any sub with references to Jesus are automatically going to be offensive to Christians. Kinda like how any shirt that references race is assumed to be automatically offensive to black people. As a black person and a Christian, I have to give this shirt a 4. It would be a 5 if the net was more net-like. It would be an excellent VBS or church camp shirt.
ChunderMan
ChunderMan on May 04 '07
Sorry, don't get miffed, I'm a Christian too.
Trishk
Trishk on May 04 '07


Trishk
Trishk on May 04 '07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pqg3fo1UA4
klutzykaela
klutzykaela on May 04 '07
kalie7: Simpson's episode. The one where Homer prank calls PBS. They send Big Bird and the gang after him, and when he tries to hide, the pastor sends him off to do missionary work.



"But I don't even BELIEVE in Jeebus!"



"Save me Jeebus!"
fade2red
fade2red on May 04 '07
lol i love it, its great with the text! most ppl will say they have seen soemthing liek ur design, but im sure many ppl have thought of jesus ideas but never submit or actually make em look good, thats a def 5$!
buzzwinchester
buzzwinchester on May 04 '07
This is the original iconoclastic T-Shirt. Used to be advertised in the back of Rolling Stone, but with a stick figure Jesus.



Glad to see someone remembers it, but hate that it's being passed off as original thought.
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on May 04 '07
hahahahahHAHA





but...no.





:(
Trishk
Trishk on May 05 '07
and also



http://www.wickedcoolstuff.com/jesat.html

Trishk
Trishk on May 05 '07
but I like your design more
Im not polonesian
Im not polonesian on May 05 '07
ah! i love this!

geenuh
geenuh on May 06 '07
i don't like how the goal net looks, but good idea
Babylonian
Babylonian on May 06 '07
Pretty much an image macro turned into a threadless sub. Those two should be kept mutually exclusive.
Ste7en
   Ste7en on May 06 '07
Jesus is not comedy gold. No offense to you as an artist, but im so tired of Jesus jokes and im Jewish, so thats saying something.
Shirt Kabob
Shirt Kabob on May 06 '07
The shirt is funny and well done, but the font is hard to read.
DoodleJunkie.com
DoodleJunkie.com on May 06 '07
HA... clever
bettywtf
bettywtf on May 06 '07
HAHAHA

I love it!

I usually hate text on shirts, but I like this a lot.

It's the perfect amount of cheesyness.
avalanche789
avalanche789 on May 06 '07
definitely lose the text. it'd be better if the people have to figure it out themselves
Fragile Industries
Fragile Industries on May 06 '07
love the disco text...a darker robe please...it does look like a karate gi...and lose the honeycomb...im christian and i think then it would be hot
Fragile Industries
Fragile Industries on May 06 '07
oh and bigger jc too...hes the man
BonnieBlu
BonnieBlu on May 07 '07
I love it. And so does my family. We'd order 3.



$5
onepeachtwopeach
onepeachtwopeach on May 07 '07
I have to say I agree, ditch the text and I'd be into it!
jules4jc
jules4jc on May 07 '07
i'm a jesus and soccer fan, but this has been done.
ChunderMan
ChunderMan on May 07 '07
^ Yeah... there have also been about a million cop shows, lawyer shows, hospital shows... etc. It doesn't mean that there still isn't occasionally a good one.
ducttaype
ducttaype on May 07 '07
sorry... but it's been done, foo'...
J-Bone
J-Bone on May 07 '07
I want this shirt to have my babies. 5$
CactusPack
CactusPack on May 07 '07
When's this gonna get picked up so I can buy it?
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