I see a large hoodless clit. ... there i said it. ...
No seriously guys. Lots of things are phallic... it doesnt mean you have to be children and point it out at every chance you get, Just because it turns you on to type out the word penis.
Next time a mushroom, or rocket, or any other long cylindrical object is on a threadless T... even if it doesnt resemble a penis in any way. Im gonna be sure to mention the word penis no less than 20 times in my comment.