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TastesLikeGrandpa
A collaboration between TastesLikeGrandpa and Spires. We hope you eat this one up!
uckymush
uckymush on Apr 02 '07
I need a shower.
andyg
   andyg on Apr 02 '07
This really is AMAZING! 5$
sonmi
   sonmi on Apr 02 '07
glahhhhhalgaglalgalga
spires
   spires on Apr 02 '07
amazing additions, gramps!

$5!!
speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Apr 02 '07
im not sure how to score this
stardance
stardance on Apr 02 '07
Oh wow. That's really dirty.
vixyish
vixyish on Apr 02 '07
You have got to be kidding me.
atomic child
atomic child on Apr 02 '07
just push it through people it is your duty
lofty softy
   lofty softy on Apr 02 '07
this is so gross and hilarious.
KBShakedown
KBShakedown on Apr 03 '07
?!
goldensara
goldensara on Apr 03 '07
i dont think i want to know... O.O
sagral
sagral on Apr 03 '07
woooo....
Khol
Khol on Apr 03 '07
ahahaha! You two should collab more often
littlem
littlem on Apr 03 '07
oh my rainbow!
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 03 '07
I can't believe this one got through the censors!!! I kinda know what to expect from TastesLikeGrandpa, but damn...im ashamed of you spires. lol. Plus i think you guys taped into my 7 year old subconsciousness with this one.
spires
   spires on Apr 03 '07
P.S. genius usage: Kirk Cameron
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Apr 03 '07
I still don't think she should be crying. Maybe she wishes it was G.I. Joe.
I also need to once again point out the placement arrow.
ambryo1978
ambryo1978 on Apr 03 '07
Love it. This should be the May shirt of the 12 club!
artbrains
artbrains on Apr 03 '07
tastes like extremely poor judgement...
bektravels
bektravels on Apr 03 '07
Moderately disturbing... I really like it!
habodes
habodes on Apr 03 '07
I was scared of Alf when I was little. I think that fear has returned.
rain and reverie
rain and reverie on Apr 03 '07
hahaha! that is just so wrong of Alfy....
puzzleattack
puzzleattack on Apr 03 '07
I don't even...ugh
J0E563
J0E563 on Apr 03 '07
whats going on!?
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Apr 03 '07
ha...
MeLa de Gypsie
MeLa de Gypsie on Apr 03 '07
ah...
stunt double
stunt double on Apr 03 '07
lol!
sagral
sagral on Apr 03 '07
well alf loves to eat pussy, but he never got luky...
esthergrondahl
esthergrondahl on Apr 03 '07
Is this beastialitiy?
lemonalle
lemonalle on Apr 03 '07
ahahahahahaha! the more you know.
Monkey III
   Monkey III on Apr 03 '07
MIke Seaver!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Apr 03 '07
YES! I can now die a happy man
Welovekatamari
Welovekatamari on Apr 03 '07
Is she getting raped?
arabiantealeaves
arabiantealeaves on Apr 03 '07
AHHH!

i would like it if he were chewing on her arm... but that?

that's just wrong.

$2
commodorecrush
commodorecrush on Apr 03 '07
...and why does she have to be crying? That's kinda sick.
Ueno
Ueno on Apr 03 '07
WTF :(((((((((((((((((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously.. lol
BigODrummer
BigODrummer on Apr 03 '07
I'm with arabiantealeaves (btw, are you from SC?)......that's a few steps past the perverbial (pervertial?) line.

I do like however, that Kirk has on a rainbow belt. That's funny!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 03 '07
*chokes on coffee*

AHAHAHAHA!
joshamman
joshamman on Apr 03 '07
wow! wow.

just wow. (in a good AND bad way) :)
melhel86
melhel86 on Apr 03 '07
the star also looks like the "The More You Know" thing from the afternoon specials... I know it's Rainbow Brite... but it makes it all the better in my mind.
finletter
finletter on Apr 03 '07
oh god my childhood has just come crashing down.
Mama Young
Mama Young on Apr 03 '07
UUHH isnt this a little too sexual??
travioli
travioli on Apr 03 '07
????????????????????????????????????????????
Edword
   Edword on Apr 03 '07
OMG! WTF! I feel bad for laughing, but this is fucking funny!
kihou
kihou on Apr 03 '07
WTF bestiality/kiddy porn. My virgin eyes ;_;
victimofopportunity
victimofopportunity on Apr 03 '07
oh dear
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Apr 03 '07
wait, so you're saying rainbow brite practices beastiality?

alienality?

5$ w/o any questions.
chelly
chelly on Apr 03 '07
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
GreenDarkness
GreenDarkness on Apr 03 '07
needs more comments XD
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 03 '07
this gives new meaning to Alf going to some of his commercial breaks:

"SO BEFORE I SAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I HAVE YOUR CAT.
Shebly
Shebly on Apr 03 '07
wow
holleev
holleev on Apr 03 '07
To be honest, because you can't really (or at least I can't ) tell what the girl's expression is, this seems to have some connotations of sexual violence. Maybe not so great especially since it's a little kid in the picture.
heartbreakable
heartbreakable on Apr 03 '07
hahaha OMG that is HILARIOUS AND AMAZINGLY HORRIBLE ALL AT THE SAME TIME! I
bonsquano
bonsquano on Apr 03 '07
Tasteless
TatiMagritte
TatiMagritte on Apr 03 '07
I agree with hollev its sick cause its a KID!
TatiMagritte
TatiMagritte on Apr 03 '07
and she is crying so thats SEXUAL ABUSE
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 03 '07
This is obviously your best work yet, Gramps.
Ubugoe
Ubugoe on Apr 03 '07
thats so stupid, its not even funny.
toonybabe
toonybabe on Apr 03 '07
If it didn't look like you drew it in 5 seconds, it might actually approach tasteless. You would have had better luck if you just submitted Kirk with the rainbow belt. I can't believe people are actually giving this a high score.
TastesLikeGrandpa
TastesLikeGrandpa on Apr 03 '07
To be fair, I actually spent over 3 minutes on my part of it (drawing Alf). So your guess of 5 seconds is way off.
shibby558899
shibby558899 on Apr 03 '07
5555555555555555555$$$$$$$$$$$$$
noponies
   noponies on Apr 03 '07
best ever!
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Apr 03 '07
Well....Alf did like to eat Cats!
pokerronin
pokerronin on Apr 03 '07
your too dirty for threadless try another site but cleaver idea (^_^)/
AsStarsGoOut
AsStarsGoOut on Apr 03 '07
That's the best. I'd wear that.


I'd wear two at a time.

FIVE DORRAS!
Nicky Dieter
Nicky Dieter on Apr 03 '07
THIS IS SUPER. I'd WEAR IT.
evangelinereed
evangelinereed on Apr 03 '07
this is amazingly horrible. if this wins, i might cry.
toomanytentacles
toomanytentacles on Apr 03 '07
i really don't exactly know how submissions are approved here, but it's not really fair that this kind of trash is up for vote when there are probably tons more that are turned down for some technical garbage...it makes me sad when creativity is wasted on shock value and boring art. i mean, even howard stern has a brain.
travioli
travioli on Apr 03 '07
I am really not sure what to give this.....
korbana_anna
korbana_anna on Apr 03 '07
wow... thats horrible....
wullagaru
   wullagaru on Apr 03 '07
yeah .. ummm .. yeah
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Apr 03 '07
I hope they print this over @ Nerdy Shirts (like they did the Unicorn farting one) so I can buy it.
Dirkthedaring
Dirkthedaring on Apr 03 '07
OMG Funny!!!!! Won't get printed, but I about peed my pants LOL
HiiHills
HiiHills on Apr 03 '07
this is rather disburbing, but too funny!

rainbow bright should be enjoying herself!

$5

spires and tasteslikegrandpa - you guys have balls for this!
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Apr 03 '07
Haha damn, Jeremy beat me to the Alf eating cats joke.
Aristarchus
Aristarchus on Apr 04 '07
I hope they print this in kids' sizes!
Aristarchus
Aristarchus on Apr 04 '07
Oh yeah -- and I love that Jesusfreak Kirk Cameron is the model!
BrandonB11
BrandonB11 on Apr 04 '07
hahahah 5555555555
dnangel111
dnangel111 on Apr 04 '07
LOL.

But this is disgusting.

NOT ON A TEE.

NEVER.

what the hell.
Glenzz
Glenzz on Apr 04 '07
Very classy. Top notch work.
exoticrobotic
exoticrobotic on Apr 04 '07
haha amazing
you dirty boyyys
bridgealidget
bridgealidget on Apr 04 '07
i'd like it better if Rainbow Brite looked like she was enjoying herself instead of crying. 5 for cojones.
823freckles
823freckles on Apr 04 '07
Why Alf Why????
Super Bunny Princess
Super Bunny Princess on Apr 04 '07
Oh dear god, no. Maybe if he was trying to eat her head or something but not this! Poor girl!
koolest_chicken_91
koolest_chicken_91 on Apr 04 '07
omg no no no!
wrong on so many levels
TELP
TELP on Apr 04 '07
omg omg omg ...



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kidpahl
kidpahl on Apr 04 '07
ha yes, so many cute girly tees get through, give us one raunchy one and spare us your morals, please. and threadless you know this one would sell, this might even be a double buy for some.
LesterF
LesterF on Apr 04 '07
it's really unfortunate and inappropriate that threadless would allow this kind of behavior in a design
Jennifuhrer
Jennifuhrer on Apr 04 '07
^agreed
J-Ray
J-Ray on Apr 04 '07
it's also badly drawn
pseudonymrose413
pseudonymrose413 on Apr 04 '07
hahah perfect! i JUST JUST got it! alf eats cats.......that all i have to say, hahha $5 just for being clever, its not just dirty! it clever too!
blandford
blandford on Apr 04 '07
Wow- you get ANOTHER zero!

I might have already mentioned this on your last sub, but you really do need to seek professional help. (from a good psychiatrist AND from a good illustrator.)
this really isn't the forum to work out your childhood sexual abuse issues.
Chadrocks
Chadrocks on Apr 04 '07
All I can tell you, gentleman (and its never been utilized more loosely), is that the design is certainly the definition of provocative. Best of luck!
BrandonB11
BrandonB11 on Apr 04 '07
haha fake glennz account named glenzz
Digdag88
Digdag88 on Apr 04 '07
holy crap
awesome_em
awesome_em on Apr 04 '07
you are pretty sick.
Matt20845
Matt20845 on Apr 04 '07
i just threw up a little bit in my mouth!

but its the good kind of throw up not the bad!

rub my pants there magical
if anything this t shirt has created a lot of interest. rubbish drawing but i dont think i would wear it even if it was cleaned up. did anyone else fancy the daughter from alf waa waa wee wa
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Apr 05 '07
100!
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Apr 05 '07
Oops... 100?
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 05 '07
This shirt is the pervy uncle in the family of professional and intentional hand-drawn looking tees. Like this one.
fatheed
   fatheed on Apr 05 '07
Is this an inside job? I still can't believe the cock-fishes got through the initial judgement stage.
lsmc88
lsmc88 on Apr 05 '07
i just dont like the illustration at all. That girl is so ugly and the message isn't good enough for me to look through the bad illustration. Sorry dude
le_hell
   le_hell on Apr 05 '07
55555555555555$$$$€€€€
spires
   spires on Apr 05 '07
haha, don't you guys know that this is drawn poorly on purpose?



TastesLikeGrandpa
TastesLikeGrandpa on Apr 05 '07
it is?...
spires
   spires on Apr 05 '07
gramps, don't you have some lesbian porn to be drooling at?
giraffehead
giraffehead on Apr 05 '07
MMMMmmmmm Lesbians.....
RUTH1
RUTH1 on Apr 05 '07
I don't think the bad drawing is on purpose, it's just not good. 0
CheapProps
CheapProps on Apr 05 '07
alf does like cats.....but i wouldnt buy this
k_lady
k_lady on Apr 05 '07
How can I say no to Kirk Cameron?
WalkingAlong
WalkingAlong on Apr 05 '07
No offense meant, [ok, yeah, offense meant] but you would have to be a pervert and/or asshole to wear this.
smile_on
smile_on on Apr 05 '07
im sixteen
and my childhood just walked out the door.

its just not good
bradntanya
bradntanya on Apr 05 '07
tacky and I know personally that Kirk wouldn't like it....try again.
aleyc19
aleyc19 on Apr 05 '07
damn this is.....i dont know what to say....um i think i'll stop know
=O
mollyric
mollyric on Apr 05 '07
I really need to go to confession now...Why is she crying?
mezo
   mezo on Apr 05 '07
Needs more labia.
jillypilly
jillypilly on Apr 05 '07
EW! DIRTY!
mephitine
mephitine on Apr 06 '07
Holy crap. I always knew there was a reason I always hated Rainbow Brite and Alf. Good thing the Yeticorn isn't involved.

This reminds me of Dwight and Angela on The Office, somehow.

How this got through the censors, I have no clue. But clean this up a bit and send it over to tshirthell.com, you'll get it printed for sure.
mephitine
mephitine on Apr 06 '07
One last thought...I would dearly love to see Dick Cheney and/or James Dobson wearing this. It would bring light and sunshine to my sad little life. But hey, kudos on using Kirk Cameron. Nice.
herekittykitty
herekittykitty on Apr 06 '07
fuck youuuuu.
seriously.
you're out to ruin childhoods, aren't you?!
MissThreadless
MissThreadless on Apr 06 '07
amazing
badzen
badzen on Apr 06 '07
Taste the faggot!
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Apr 06 '07
Wait... bradntanya... you KNOW kirk cameron?

Really?

How did you meet him?
manskull
manskull on Apr 06 '07
If she weren't crying, I would be all for this. If only she looked happy, or at the very least, bored.
The Wee Straggler
The Wee Straggler on Apr 06 '07
This is horrible...in all the ways already mentioned and more.
Lord Will
Lord Will on Apr 06 '07
Yeah, interesting, but I doubt it would be printed for all of the reasons mentioned above. A little crude for Threadless.
pataskala27
pataskala27 on Apr 06 '07
Dear God, what Is going on there
nee nughh
nee nughh on Apr 06 '07
ahha oh my gosh...
that is so bad..
RainbowJoy
RainbowJoy on Apr 06 '07
That is evil. You're sick.
spires
   spires on Apr 06 '07
most people don't smile during orgasms

I've noticed
HiiHills
HiiHills on Apr 06 '07
!! what!
spires
   spires on Apr 07 '07
:-D hi DERZ
darceratops
darceratops on Apr 07 '07
gross.
sirkism
sirkism on Apr 07 '07
she looks like she is crying. =\
CayMike
CayMike on Apr 07 '07
tshirthell would *cough* eat this up.

HiiHills
HiiHills on Apr 07 '07
HI spires ...
chelly
chelly on Apr 07 '07
oh man, this is still going !!!
wotto
   wotto on Apr 07 '07
filthy
LittleLadySauce
LittleLadySauce on Apr 07 '07
...
IndecisiveUser
IndecisiveUser on Apr 07 '07
Yeah, if there were more detail into the design I would buy.
she.who.renews
she.who.renews on Apr 07 '07
y'know.. I'm not so sure she's crying. I'm really not.





.. I'm just saying.
Lani.m
Lani.m on Apr 08 '07
to be completely honest...i'd buy it if rainbow was smirking!
wickedsquirrel
wickedsquirrel on Apr 08 '07
This is a total waste of time and brain cells. You're disgusting.
loveisasongx
loveisasongx on Apr 08 '07
wow that was innappropriate imaging.
oyster_press17
oyster_press17 on Apr 08 '07
Hilarious, but I'd probably get booted out of society if I ever wore that.
onefourthdumb
onefourthdumb on Apr 08 '07
um

how is it that this got through when my innocent designs don't?

i don't know how to even grade this