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sooty
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by sooty   
an adjustable t-shirt for erect nipple sufferers. could also work on red so you could choose hot or cold.
Mrs S
Mrs S on Mar 26 '07
Boy do I need this!
Fletcher Fashion
Fletcher Fashion on Mar 26 '07
This is mildly entertaining.
crunchygirl
crunchygirl on Mar 26 '07
Um, no. Wearing a shirt like that is just asking to have your breasts honked.
LauraJerry
LauraJerry on Mar 26 '07
umm..... no
BigODrummer
BigODrummer on Mar 26 '07
HONK!
DeChance
DeChance on Mar 26 '07
Place the hot on the shoulder and the cold over the kidney and it might have had a chance.... I think it is funny where it is, but anything place there isn't going to make it
DrVSP
DrVSP on Mar 26 '07
YUCK!
roundredhead
roundredhead on Mar 26 '07
Look the taps are well rendered, but this shirt is seriously offensive if you have any level of feminist sensibility. If threadless printed I would lose some of my respect for their judgment.
Yabi Kuro
Yabi Kuro on Mar 26 '07
ROFL. I'm too little for this shirt but I think it's funny and others would wear it. 5.
Matt20845
Matt20845 on Mar 26 '07

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! i want it!!!
orwell
orwell on Mar 26 '07
cheeky!
phillyphobic
phillyphobic on Mar 26 '07
faucets on boobs reminding me of lactating which in my nonmaternal book is nastyriffic!
gorgeous_absent
gorgeous_absent on Mar 26 '07
I like it! Whats with the feminine sensibility comment? Guys get erect nipples too!
kengwen
kengwen on Mar 26 '07
1. I'm a feminist.
2. This shirt made me giggle.
$5
kurukuru78
kurukuru78 on Mar 26 '07
Hee hee, I want to turn them both very badly.
auttiesmalls
auttiesmalls on Mar 26 '07
funnier on a dude. dude only shirt, keep the fems happy! ;)
auttiesmalls
auttiesmalls on Mar 26 '07
forgot to say more realistic font on the knobs is needed. don't think they used times-new roman back in the day ;)
itwasa_trick
itwasa_trick on Mar 26 '07
no thanks.
heyheyitsme
heyheyitsme on Mar 26 '07
no
cheri626
cheri626 on Mar 26 '07
Those are perky!
bektravels
bektravels on Mar 26 '07
Haha this is funny, personally I couldn't wear it tho'... big boobs already equals enough attention!!!
Fishka
Fishka on Mar 27 '07
excellent!
richwells
richwells on Mar 27 '07
Superb shirt Sooty. I really like the retro type on the taps. It would look cool in red too. 5 - I'd buy it.
aprettiergreen
aprettiergreen on Mar 27 '07
i have always seen faucets with just an H and a C
embobly
embobly on Mar 27 '07
Ugh, feminists. Take a joke.
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Mar 27 '07
Flatsies like me need jokes like this - small but fighters!
chewondave
chewondave on Mar 27 '07
this is hilarious i would wear it 5$!!!


the bloody political correctness around here would kill any good idea... cheers
Digdag88
Digdag88 on Mar 27 '07
i'm not a feminist, and i still don't like it.

=D
Krisse
Krisse on Mar 28 '07
I´m a feminist and i like it! =)
lucksong
lucksong on Mar 28 '07
Feminist? Why does this have anything to do with feminism? When I saw this shirt I immediately thought of my boyfriend, who can walk into work to pick me up on a 90 degree day with his nipples sticking out. Haha. All the same, I wouldn't wear it, I think.
sandmanda
sandmanda on Mar 28 '07
they're placed....awkwardly....XD
CheesecakeBree
CheesecakeBree on Mar 28 '07
Funny as this is, I would never wear it. Read the rest of my review here.
heart_like_a_wheel
heart_like_a_wheel on Mar 28 '07
ok, would not wear this.....well, maybe. but could be really awkward..........
the thing is, i still love this design, but thinking of wearing it makes me want to cross my arms, same as erect nippleness.
so 5, but no $.
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Mar 28 '07
The titty twister!
sooty
   sooty on Mar 29 '07
it wasn't designed for a specific sex, I thought men and women could wear it.
twangd
twangd on Mar 29 '07
this really doesn't strike me as anything better than other gag shirts i've seen.
inu80
inu80 on Mar 29 '07
It's very cool!
i_talkalot
i_talkalot on Mar 29 '07
mwhahahha. pretty hilarious
mephitine
mephitine on Mar 29 '07
This reminds me of that nipple-knob radio sub a while back.
mephitine
mephitine on Mar 29 '07
aha, I knew I could find that one...here it is, just for reference...
http://www.threadless.com/submission/112859/Radio_Orgasm
NudistInDisguise
NudistInDisguise on Mar 29 '07
very funny, nice idea!
MagusMaster
MagusMaster on Mar 29 '07
LAF
Lalala-Lauren
Lalala-Lauren on Mar 29 '07
This would really confuse my 6 month old because he prefers a combination of the two, but can't hit both taps at the same time... funny shirt.
sparklypants
sparklypants on Mar 29 '07
a bit blatant, but oh well.
mushrush
mushrush on Mar 30 '07
Now when I turn on the shower I'm gonna be thinking of tuning in Tokyo.
2 days later
marisalj
marisalj on Apr 01 '07
funny. i laughed. but i would never wear it.
madam
madam on Apr 01 '07
LOL, of course they've printed shirts with things there hence
http://www.threadless.com/product/333/Nice_Boobies
always funny!
rbz
rbz on Apr 02 '07
I think the tap's ugly.
The Wee Straggler
The Wee Straggler on Apr 02 '07
Lighten up folks. It is at worst kind of tacky. As a man, I thought "would I wear something like that?" It doesn't evoke lactating, and I didn't think "could I grab some breasts?"

I suppose that makes me an outlier.

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