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the science of our utensils... :D
WrightBrain
WrightBrain on Mar 03 '07
Hey, I get it. That's really funny. Mendel had to eat his beans with something.
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 03 '07
the hilarity was what inspired me... i'm glad you understand it :D
Glorifiedg
Glorifiedg on Mar 03 '07
I love it. Awesome Idea. I laughed till I stopped. 5$
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Mar 03 '07
Sporks are amazing.
Dan in The 518
Dan in The 518 on Mar 03 '07
Omfg yes!
Dumb Luck
Dumb Luck on Mar 03 '07
Love it!



$5
luna255
luna255 on Mar 03 '07
i think you did it the wrong way, the sporks should be on the top right and bottom left... the fork should be bottom right
choco.roco
choco.roco on Mar 03 '07
actually... the whole thing would be sporks.. because there should be two spoons on the top and two forks on the left. but... it's creative.
LawnGeeNawTea
LawnGeeNawTea on Mar 03 '07
yeah i agree with luna, it doesnt wok...
bee fever
bee fever on Mar 03 '07
In order for the offspring to turn out this way, both parents have to be sporks. If one parent is a spoon (aa) and one is a fork (AA), all of the offspring would be sporks (Aa)
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 03 '07
so its not possible the fork was cheating on the spoon?
dopie
dopie on Mar 03 '07
If it was more clear whether a spork phenotype was caused by heterozygocity or homozygous recessive, I would 5 it. but the punnett square as is, it doesnt make sense to me. I -do- love the idea though
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 03 '07
i find it XD that you can get so fixated on the genotype of the Fork and Spoon. Dopie is right...

What if its like:



aaBbcc x Aabbcc?

**assuming he's the real father :P
choco.roco
choco.roco on Mar 03 '07
that's three traits foo. get your biology right!!
PrettyFly4aDPhi
PrettyFly4aDPhi on Mar 03 '07
Hahahahaha. Sporks are excellent examples of codominance!
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 03 '07
i say we put the genotypes behind us.. and focus on the sporks :D
RockinSquirrels2
RockinSquirrels2 on Mar 03 '07
bahaha i love how everybody is fighting over the sporkness, but they are right this shirt would be sooo much better if it was a little more correct, it may be correct but there should be two genotypes on the left and top not one thats why everybody is confused ....i think im kinda starting to confuse myself
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 03 '07
i think that correctiveness would kill it...

my other link to culture, is we don't live in a perfect one...so why be all 'perfecty' about it? /meh



i think its best not to think of it... chaos!
Debzebub
Debzebub on Mar 03 '07
I agree with some others... if it actually was a working Punnett square, I would $5 it.



It's fine to be imperfect... except when something is an exact science, imo.
Chica_chica
Chica_chica on Mar 03 '07
I'd $5 it but the genetics are wrong... I agree with everybody else, make it correct and I'll be all over that. Resub with spork parents and fork/spoon/spork offspring or something and I'll be all over that shirt.
itsnotbHoff
itsnotbHoff on Mar 03 '07
just revise your idea, so that it makes sense



its a great idea, don't get me wrong
Frankafonefabrics
Frankafonefabrics on Mar 03 '07
i agree with everyone else.

this is an amazing idea and yet the genetics isnt right.

if it was incomplete dominance they would all be sporks.

SS = spoon

Ss = spork

ss = fork

therefore SS x ss = 100% Ss



hahha but besides that id definatly buy it if the genetics were corrected.
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 03 '07
i swear... sometimes, the non-humans surprise me...



can't we just agree to disagree --- culture!
achiyadios
achiyadios on Mar 03 '07
very very creative.
cease_a_roni
cease_a_roni on Mar 04 '07
haha, I think it is really a good idea, but even better if it worked. but definitely creative! :o)
mackability729
mackability729 on Mar 04 '07
i like it. i'd like it a lot better if it were correct. they progeny would either all be sporks, or you'd have a spoon, fork, spork, and ... a chopstick or something.



so, you're saying the fork is the mom?
mackability729
mackability729 on Mar 04 '07
oh, you can also get the progeny if you mated 2 sporks instead. it's tits.
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 04 '07
@mackability729: LMAO XD... chopstick!!!



i should have put that! lol
alevander
alevander on Mar 04 '07
Fixed, you have a perfect design.



It really needs to be corrected, obviously.
stardance
stardance on Mar 04 '07
I like it but I think you should fix it so more people will $ it :D
kaloyster
   kaloyster on Mar 04 '07
Nerdy Shirts already has a better shirt with the same concept as this.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 04 '07
i don't think the Nerdy Shirts tee is trying to go for the same concept as this one is kaloyster. I dig this one better anyways.
alandra_lee
alandra_lee on Mar 04 '07
I would love it if it was corrected.
crunchygirl
crunchygirl on Mar 04 '07
Y'know what, I graduated with a BS in biology, and I still think this is funny. We need a testcross to determine the genotype! It may not be "exact", but I love the idea.



I like it in blue.
eaglejon
eaglejon on Mar 04 '07
yeah, I don't mind the idea that the genetics aren't perfect, and it did take me a second to realize what I was looking at (from high school biology... 10 years ago!) but I really do love the idea! 5!
dr. loopy94
dr. loopy94 on Mar 04 '07
i guess the spoon/fork allele is codominant! LOL
grypesagon
grypesagon on Mar 04 '07
The lack of "correctiveness" kills the joke. Sorry. It's a great base but I wouldn't laugh at a joke someone told wrong so I wouldn't buy a shirt with an incorrect joke display. If you resub it correctly then I'll give you a $5.
RCanine
RCanine on Mar 04 '07
I'd be happy if you just called it "Punnett".
M. Paige
M. Paige on Mar 04 '07
That's what I was going to say, RCanine :P But yeah, obviously people want it fixed...I knew if I wore this my friends would just say "it's wrong" and not like it. It's fine that you like it as is, but you made something to appeal to us nerds...and we like things to be correct :)
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 04 '07
i don't remember saying it was to appeal to you nerds...



XD how did this idea come to be?
carolann12582
carolann12582 on Mar 04 '07
yeah they should all be sporks...my nerd boyfriend says so
heineken67
heineken67 on Mar 04 '07
theory is good, execution lacking. fix it and i'd gladly give it $5
EbbaP
EbbaP on Mar 04 '07
I actualla laughed out loud when I saw this! BIG $5!

Silent-T
Silent-T on Mar 04 '07
Seems like there's a lot of biologists on this site. When I saw it I just thought it was a weird place setting. Makes me think other people will think the same if this is worn in public; many won't get it. Interesting idea though.
Dan in The 518
Dan in The 518 on Mar 04 '07
For the love of God fix it lol. I love this forum
0Jim0
   0Jim0 on Mar 04 '07
I think that the real problem is that you submitted this in a science related comp. It may have faired better in the regular comp.

gl
forkisbetter
forkisbetter on Mar 04 '07
Hilarious 5
ianrose
ianrose on Mar 04 '07
If the spork was the homozygous recessive and the others were either spoons or forks, I would beg and beg to buy it. As it is, still very clever.
hyperpenguin
hyperpenguin on Mar 04 '07
lol sporks!
seriouslysiri
seriouslysiri on Mar 04 '07
ohmy. this is amazing.

nikaile
nikaile on Mar 04 '07
the incorrect science kills it, sorry. you fix, and i'd totally buy.
kristy30
kristy30 on Mar 05 '07
nerdy t's
quietine
quietine on Mar 05 '07
it's pretty much a contest for best science mag shirt, so it needs to be done correctly. besides the fact that the kinda dork who would buy and wear this ain't gonna be caught dead with a punnet square they can't explain (me for instance). resub.
caido89
caido89 on Mar 05 '07
hahaha
Brett F.
Brett F. on Mar 05 '07
easily the best spork tee i've ever seen ... and i've seen a lot!



$5$
Brett F.
Brett F. on Mar 05 '07
(i know it's incorrect, but come on ... have a little fun!)
victimofopportunity
victimofopportunity on Mar 05 '07
meh.. i like this one better



http://www.nerdyshirts.com/productdetails.aspx?id=100088764



alphabetapi
alphabetapi on Mar 05 '07
OH! genetics! okay, i can stop scratching my head. i knew i saw this diagram somewhere before, highschool is a blur.
__snowshoe
__snowshoe on Mar 05 '07
maybe just the 4 squares in the center would do?



cute :)
anniekat
anniekat on Mar 05 '07
wow it looks a lot like the one on nerdyshirts :) cute tho

i like

fix it please!
Krycke
Krycke on Mar 05 '07
In this first step all 4 should be sporks. It's when two sporks have babies the fun starts. Then you will have one diagonal with sporks (upperleft and lowerright or upperright and lowerleft) and the other two squers should be fills with a fork in one and a spoon in the other.



Fun Concept though. 3
digitalsmear
digitalsmear on Mar 05 '07
Fix it and resubmit?
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 05 '07
i know how its supposed to work ^^



i might end up re-working it just to please the nerds :D
Maddikins
Maddikins on Mar 05 '07
Yeah, this only works if both parents are sporks and therefore have a heterozygous allele pair. Let's say the spoon allele is S and the fork is s (ignore the fact they're codominant), the offspring would look like this...



SS Ss

Ss ss



SS = spoon

Ss = spork

ss = fork



The way you have it now, as it's been stated, all four crosses would be sporks, which also works. Call me a traditionalist but I like my science to be right, especially if I'm going to shell out for a genetic t-shirt like this. And don't get me wrong, I definitely would.



Oh, one more thing: for the sake of argument, it's "Punnett's Square."
PsyGuy
PsyGuy on Mar 05 '07
PoW -nuff said ^^
J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 05 '07
wow 66 comments already? people have a pretty strong reaction to it!



I'm gonna $5 it.
slaterock
   slaterock on Mar 05 '07
doi! I should've gotten this sooner. Nice idea.
potatoesrus
potatoesrus on Mar 05 '07
i totally dig this, but just make them all sporks, and the design itself doesn't really do it for me...it just seems a little bland. maybe spice it up a little (is possible), and i would 100% buy it.
TheGord
TheGord on Mar 06 '07
I'm torn.



On the one hand, this is hilarious as-is, but there's that nagging "but it isn't right!' that just kills it.



On the other, making it correct would make it less funny, but at least I'd be able to enjoy it without interruption from the douchebag party-crasher in me.



I'd rather see it corrected, but you still get a 5 for the concept - now just fix it, 'cause I wanna wear it ;)
d2star
d2star on Mar 06 '07
i love the concept.

after scrolling through this haha i am just confused

i gave you a 5 because it looks reallllly cute.

but i think fixing it would be better =x
caligirlmj
caligirlmj on Mar 06 '07
if you do it all sporks, i'll drop you a $5. right now.
mezo
   mezo on Mar 06 '07
I don't really care much about the concept or if it was executed incorrectly. What bothers me is the layout on the shirt. It's drab and boring and blocky. 2
entropic pandora
entropic pandora on Mar 06 '07
punnett squares don't actually work that way - you'd have to choose if forkdom or spoondom was the dominant trait. If spoons were, the top would look like S S and the side would be s s, so the offspring would all be sporks.
piranha na na
piranha na na on Mar 06 '07
haha i absolutely love the idea!! but i agree with everyone else, i dont think i can bring myself to wear it if its scientifically wrong. but very very creative!
djdole
djdole on Mar 06 '07
Spork is the dominant allele?

No wonder TacoBell has so many of them!



5
samtabsav
samtabsav on Mar 06 '07
LOL YESSSSSSSSSS



re-do this correctly and you'll get printed for sure :D
Blorgazz
Blorgazz on Mar 06 '07
oooohh! I get it. Science class did do me some good. Clever!
Blorgazz
Blorgazz on Mar 06 '07
oooohh! I get it. Science class did do me some good. Clever!
Aelisande
Aelisande on Mar 06 '07
I agree, re-do and re-sub. If it was correct I would totally have $5'd it!
blandford
blandford on Mar 06 '07
"If it was more clear whether a spork phenotype was caused by heterozygocity or homozygous recessive, I would 5 it."



i think this ^ comment should be printed on the shirt.

:-)
gotMOXY
gotMOXY on Mar 06 '07
I think the 'funnest' part about wearing this shirt would be watching people try to figure it out. A great way to find out how smart yourfriends really are. I would rock this is Bio class for sure.

Correct it and, if it gets printed, I might have to buy it.
face321
face321 on Mar 06 '07
Haha.. very cute.
herinapotter
herinapotter on Mar 06 '07
I LOVE THIS!
killian katten
killian katten on Mar 06 '07
this is neat, but i don't like the faces. can i have something more realistic looking?
Catalytic
Catalytic on Mar 07 '07
SPORK

R r

SPORK R | RR Rr



r | Rr rr



RR = fork

Rr = spork

rr = spoon



yay-ness for punnett squares!
Catalytic
Catalytic on Mar 07 '07
yipes the spacing came out weird.



___R__r

R| RR Rr

r | Rr rr



): you get the nerdiness of this comment...
lsmc88
lsmc88 on Mar 07 '07
you dont have to resub it really because if it gets picked, it is just a simple change
porge
porge on Mar 07 '07
i feel like i dork because i totally understood that :|
bmorehouse
bmorehouse on Mar 07 '07
this is quite funny!
MyNameIsVex
MyNameIsVex on Mar 07 '07
Good idea, but yes, as other people have said, that offspring is not possible.
MyNameIsVex
MyNameIsVex on Mar 07 '07
Well not in that order.
Krycke
Krycke on Mar 07 '07
Hehe and ppl keep telling you that it's wrong... I think he knows it now guys.



The easiest way for you to handle the problem is just make this one step futher... (I guess you have red the problem with your design already (like a 100 times) so let us not point that out again). My suggestion is to switch them all to sporks then place one spork outside the square at the bottom and one outside on the right (maybe with an arrow in direction to it or something). Then you make a new breathing square with these two sporks in a new square that has its upper left corner near the first squares lower left corner. Then you will get tow crossing-squares: one with all sporks and one with 2 sporks, one spoon and one fork... Did you get it? Hope you will resub this 'cos I love this idea!
jessiee
jessiee on Mar 07 '07
lol. adorable. i wish the utensils were cuter looking, though. not so geometric. bigger faces.
abbster
abbster on Mar 07 '07
Whoa! Sporks and punnett squares! Awesome!
schf0ol3d
schf0ol3d on Mar 07 '07
fix the design a bit to make more sense, and you have my $ good person.
lisamarie01
lisamarie01 on Mar 07 '07
Rework and I'd $ for sure. Great concept!
pb4ugoha
pb4ugoha on Mar 07 '07
i think the average person has a poor grip on the idea's of punnent squares. There for $5
melbournian
melbournian on Mar 08 '07
Oh I would so get this if it was correct...I like the idea a lot!
betterlucknexttime
betterlucknexttime on Mar 08 '07
great idea!
Flyspeck
Flyspeck on Mar 08 '07
5 for the idea, 5$ if it was correct
D.Lightful
D.Lightful on Mar 08 '07
LOVE IT!
applegary
applegary on Mar 08 '07
Is it possible that the rules of biology in our world differ from that in the realms of plastic dinnerware? This shirt is off the hook! Now everybody get back to spork! $5
katiethepython
katiethepython on Mar 08 '07
I love the idea, and would buy if for sure. But since I acutally work in a DNA gynotyping lab I would be outcasted as an idiot if I wore it. I really hope you can come up with something correct. Maybe put the letters next to the parent spoon and fork like it was listed earlier in the comments.
Super Slothman
Super Slothman on Mar 08 '07
Could you possibly include a rendering of the electron microscope photo of a strand of Spork DNA? Cause, then it would work! LOL... Great job.
jacquelinee
jacquelinee on Mar 08 '07
amazing concept! haha $5
hooptiedoo
hooptiedoo on Mar 08 '07
I like it...

but fixing it would make it better...



here's a pic that shows how it works.



http://www.naturalselectionreptiles.com/Genetics/punnethethet.jpg



Take A to be the fork & a to be the spoon :)

2 baby sporks ;)
Skipper17
Skipper17 on Mar 08 '07
really funny and GREAT concept, but the genetics are wrong, but $5 anyway
elicia
elicia on Mar 08 '07
no body is going to read this, because this sub. got so many comments.

nice job if for only that reason.

plus, someone should do a geanology chart style for this concept, with the parents and the offspring, i hope you know what i mean...
mollyllom
mollyllom on Mar 09 '07
fix the scientific error and i'll buy it
stewiehatesyou
stewiehatesyou on Mar 09 '07
I think __snowshoe is totally right that you could just use the four squares in the middle and have it be enough, because if you made corrected it, you'd either have to make both parents sporks (kinda boring), or making all the children sporks (also kinda boring). If you leave out the parents, then you can have the four squares, and the bio nerds would know it's parents were sporks, the non-bio nerds wouldn't really care what the parents were and still think it's cute, and it'd be a much cleaner visual.



You'd still need to move the right spork up, though, regardless.
stewiehatesyou
stewiehatesyou on Mar 09 '07
Oh, and I really do love it, assuming you correct it somehow.
stewiehatesyou
stewiehatesyou on Mar 09 '07
Also, if you make it just the four squares, you can change the placement so it's a little more resolved, either centered on the chest or move it around with more freedom than the larger image can move.
Wish
Wish on Mar 09 '07
i love this. make the design a little less heavy and im all over it
amandahell
amandahell on Mar 09 '07
Ss, none of them would be sporks, they would all be the dominant phenotype (spoon /or/ fork). Proper nomenclature for codominant (blending) traits uses a common capital letter and superscripts to differentiate alleles. AND what?

I'm glad we're all so self-important, and critical of hilarity.

***

No way can you take away the parents, then it's just a lame family photo. Then you might as well include all the utensils and put it in the Brady Bunch grid.



I love science, and I love that you made science funny, and related to eating, which i also love. WrightBrain's bean-eating comment is the best.
Mila_Monkey007
Mila_Monkey007 on Mar 09 '07
different colour please but i love the design! go sporks!!!!
CamelSox15
CamelSox15 on Mar 09 '07
awwww so cuteeee! I love itt
CamelSox15
CamelSox15 on Mar 09 '07
listen to everyone about making it scientifically correct though!
winkinthecity
winkinthecity on Mar 09 '07
Totally agree with Catalytic - do it that way and this is the best shirt ever.



and yes, it actually does matter that it's correct, because anyone who gets it will be confused that it doesn't work, and anyone who doesn't get it will ask you to explain, which you can't because it doesn't work!



but i LOVE the concept.
greenchic78
greenchic78 on Mar 09 '07
love it! Corrected or not, this is the kind of shirt that sparks conversation. $5
morabbiton
morabbiton on Mar 10 '07
Nice nice. as for all your screams of "culture" it's still science right? write us all off as cultureless geeks and fix it please.
Ldub
Ldub on Mar 10 '07
did anyone else notice the genetics aren't quite right?



other than that, yeah it's cool
Ruefulstar
Ruefulstar on Mar 10 '07
Gotta love mendel
all_quarks
all_quarks on Mar 10 '07
Sporky stuff indeed, punnently so and every bit a 5$ Blast!!
Mimeon
Mimeon on Mar 10 '07
Who cares who the damn parents are? Its plain to see that SPORKS ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE and all other cutlery should be melted down. And dont start on me with the knife argument. Its not going to cut it!!!!
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Mar 10 '07
I am no scientist by any means but this could be right. Like in the case of Yellow and Black Labs. Mate the two and you could have a litter of yellow lab, black lab and two chocolate lab puppies, no?
Amidalailama
Amidalailama on Mar 10 '07
fix it please :)



i'm 5ing you though...props for using biology



frankly, i've been waiting awhile for someone to do something with cation, but i haven't seen anything yet.
Krycke
Krycke on Mar 10 '07
Thx god that this design has come to an end... Starting to have just a few more comments then what I happily reed throw. Now I'ms just waiting to see the resub and I'm eager to see if that one will be as popular as this one... :) Good Luck...
10 days later
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Mar 20 '07
omg, I just submitted for the seed contest and did basically the same thing...geez, sorry. oh well, you got a lot of comments and a good score, well done.
5 days later
schmitzrl
schmitzrl on Mar 26 '07
It's wrong, fix it and it would be funny.

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