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Mar 05 '07
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Escape Artist
It is true! This looks really great on a sandy-tan color, but shame shame shame that threadless doesn't have a shirt in that color. Though the grey isnt half bad...Enjoy.
r.o.b.o.t.i.c.octopus
   r.o.b.o.t.i.c.octopus on Mar 05 '07
very good artwork...bravo!
Brandon Norris
Brandon Norris on Mar 05 '07
If a pirate does it, it must be true!
Great job bro, I wish I could draw like you.
The Pandaman
The Pandaman on Mar 05 '07
hahaha....thats all.
chelly
chelly on Mar 05 '07
i suppose it would be lame if i said loose the text...
javeneli2
javeneli2 on Mar 05 '07
he is a manly man!! good job
ThisCharmingMan
ThisCharmingMan on Mar 05 '07
so sick of pirates but the tea aspect saves it.
Answerthatandstayfashionable
He's not a real man. He's a pirate, silly!
Draw a guy with long wavy hair whos wearing lots of makeup, and a scarf.
And make it an antique little tea cup.
haha
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Mar 05 '07
It's gorgeous. The stripes on the right leg bother me a bit, but that's an occupational hazard. It's still a solid buy.
degudiva
degudiva on Mar 05 '07
love it
got2knit
got2knit on Mar 05 '07
That poor pirate is burning his tukus on that just-fired cannon, but he's so manly, he doesn't even notice! Maybe he has a wooden rump. 5$!
Frank Vice
Frank Vice on Mar 05 '07
great illustration, not so keen on the phrase
nosutt
nosutt on Mar 05 '07
that is correct sir! i luv the line work, bravo!
although ide like to see the illustration on a patch of that sack cloth all worn out and frazzled.
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Mar 05 '07
I would like it better without the text. The illustration already says everything. I'm not against text, but there are too many, "Real men........." phrases.
hey2thecow
hey2thecow on Mar 06 '07
Hahah I love it. And tea. I would so buy this.

Please print?
hey2thecow
hey2thecow on Mar 06 '07
Oh and definitely keep the text...
Mr. Gomez
Mr. Gomez on Mar 06 '07
Rock on!!! I'd buy it
XenoPhex
XenoPhex on Mar 06 '07
love the shirt
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Mar 06 '07
Great drawing! Love it!
I could only wear this in an Ironic sense considering that I almost always have a beer in my hand...5 though!
Diamond Tiger
Diamond Tiger on Mar 06 '07
oh yes
Petanca
Petanca on Mar 06 '07
Nice!
Jasper Cockelles
Jasper Cockelles on Mar 06 '07
Definately keep the text. Is so true, I'd buy it for me and my friends - tea is awesome, and so are pirates.
maverick32
maverick32 on Mar 06 '07
You are mixing girly britsh tea...and hardcore eat-your-face pirates....

I love it. 5$
eaglejon
eaglejon on Mar 06 '07
YES!!! I'm about the only person in my office who drinks tea! I would totally buy this shirt! $5!
eaglejon
eaglejon on Mar 06 '07
oh, by the by, I like how the tea smokes almost as much as the cannon!
Krycke
Krycke on Mar 06 '07
WOW! I love tea, thats my thing with my friends and I just love this Tee. If you don't get it printed plz print me a private one, I buy it! $6
Krycke
Krycke on Mar 06 '07
Oh and btw, I hate text-tees but this time definitely Keep the text
firebolt816
firebolt816 on Mar 06 '07
nice
Vindemiatrix
Vindemiatrix on Mar 06 '07
WONDERFUL.
$5.
And don't you DARE lose the text. *heart*
bellwielder
bellwielder on Mar 06 '07
This is fantastic, but I think an old-fashioned tea cup instead of a giant mug would be even funnier.
kira the bold
kira the bold on Mar 06 '07
i just joined threadless so i could say right here that this is the greatest design ever! gimme gimme gimme!
mezo
   mezo on Mar 06 '07
Wow. Great lines/shading on that cannon.
howlingmaniac
howlingmaniac on Mar 06 '07
Brilliant. If I liked tea I would buy this in an instant. Nonetheless, $5
dancing on pegs
dancing on pegs on Mar 06 '07
mmmMmm tea is pretty great.
Sassmo
Sassmo on Mar 06 '07
Keep it as is... it's perfect!
Sassmo
Sassmo on Mar 06 '07
Actually, I take that back... put it on a darker colored shirt...
jellyphish1111
jellyphish1111 on Mar 06 '07
damn straight!
tic
tic on Mar 06 '07
Don't think you need the slogan, but I love it. And I suggest chest hair.
Number09
Number09 on Mar 06 '07
I love tea!
Willish
Willish on Mar 06 '07
Oh gosh this is a stunner. Brilliant in every way imaginable.
$5
Whatever you do keep the slogan!
I think maybe a darker shirt would bring up the design better. A darker grey? Perhaps even black but thats only an option the design itself is lovely.
Tigro
Tigro on Mar 07 '07
I love tea, and smelly unshaven men with eyepatches.
AliceChew
AliceChew on Mar 07 '07
YES YES YES YES YES YES! Real men drink tea!!

I wish I was a man so I could more readily wear this shirt!!

$5!!
Kornflak
Kornflak on Mar 07 '07
Absolutely 100% love it. I drink tea myself, of course.
slap me
slap me on Mar 07 '07
very slick my brother would love it.
moxybyproxy
moxybyproxy on Mar 07 '07
I'm glad you picked the cream for the text backdrop, it makes the text stand out much more. Fantastic work! Pirates are always appreciated from this wench.
sirensrising
sirensrising on Mar 07 '07
Love it! $5
I'd like to see it on some other colours too but this one isn't half bad.
Great job :)
Supercharger
Supercharger on Mar 07 '07
Pirates + tea! :O *drools* 5$
withpaperwings
withpaperwings on Mar 07 '07
skill
doesthatmakemeahippie...
doesthatmakemeahippie... on Mar 07 '07
I love that the tea looks like rum. Afterall, he IS a pirate! 5$
abbster
abbster on Mar 07 '07
This is amazing. I love it.
doughball
doughball on Mar 07 '07
That is absolutely perfect. $5
underzenith
underzenith on Mar 07 '07
LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!
Mr. Vengeance
Mr. Vengeance on Mar 07 '07
I'd buy it without hesitation... I drink tea.
donutgal661
donutgal661 on Mar 07 '07
It took me a minute to see the tea bag, but it made me laugh so hard! Absolutely Hilarious!!! $5
LeRoi
LeRoi on Mar 07 '07
Love it. And yes, I drink tea =]

Maybe a different placement, though?


Five
mlloyd
mlloyd on Mar 07 '07
I'd buy it!!!! I drink loads of tea...but hey I'm english...
MooCowMoo
MooCowMoo on Mar 07 '07
I LOVE IT! Tea is the best. And pirates are amazing. $5
UnwantedGlitter
UnwantedGlitter on Mar 07 '07
I LOVE THIS!
haha, i would SO wear it, i hope they print it!
badger0191
badger0191 on Mar 07 '07
Wow I really hope this gets printed! $5
quaycur
quaycur on Mar 08 '07
fuckin' a
lackadaisicaal
lackadaisicaal on Mar 08 '07
mmm, tea!
melbournian
melbournian on Mar 08 '07
AWESOME!!!! this has to be printed...I'd so get it for my bro :)
thegiantkiller
thegiantkiller on Mar 08 '07
$5! This is sweet, and the text is essential. I'd prefer bolder colours, though, or a darker shirt colour.
thegiantkiller
thegiantkiller on Mar 08 '07
$5! This is sweet, and the text is essential. I'd prefer bolder colours, though, or a darker shirt colour.
summerstorm
summerstorm on Mar 08 '07
Would love to see this on a darker color shirt. I think the Heather Grey shirt would cheapen the awesome design. 5 for the design.... would add $$$$ for a different color shirt.
Vindemiatrix
Vindemiatrix on Mar 08 '07
Agreed - have it on Silver if you're going with a light grey, otherwise go slightly darker and spare us the heather grey!
Paracelsus
Paracelsus on Mar 08 '07
yah, darker background please. But awesome design :)
laurasaurus rex
laurasaurus rex on Mar 08 '07
i really love this design.
i think it would be cool if, as someone above me suggested, the pirate was holding a dainty little teacup,
but i also see what you were going for with the mug thing.
very nice.
oasisband
oasisband on Mar 08 '07
Freakin' sweet, it's a freaking pirate... Awesome!
rathergreen
rathergreen on Mar 09 '07
Hehe... this is a good one...
Jebs
   Jebs on Mar 09 '07
yes it's very very good! i like the style and the scene...5$
slatterly
slatterly on Mar 09 '07
I NEED a shirt that says this. 5, although I agree about the color. Tan would look a lot better.
Fennecky
Fennecky on Mar 09 '07
I really love this drawing, but not the words. Anything that starts with "real men" makes me cringe. :) $5 if you remove the words, or replace them with something else.
CaptainCoco
CaptainCoco on Mar 09 '07
I'd get this for my dad he's a total tea granny!!
The Winged Self
The Winged Self on Mar 09 '07
YESSS!!!! $5!
sunkissdmidnights
sunkissdmidnights on Mar 09 '07
much better then "real men wear pink". so cool. 4.
She Says So
She Says So on Mar 10 '07
ace
KDLIG
   KDLIG on Mar 10 '07
Nice!!! 5$
Malkara
Malkara on Mar 10 '07
I want this. Real bad.
Harvey Gatling
Harvey Gatling on Mar 10 '07
Pirates Will Always Win.
mrnotsosmooth
mrnotsosmooth on Mar 10 '07
Please print this. I am addicted to sweet tea, black tea, tea of almost any kind. this is too rad. I 'd wear it every day. 5$ for sure.
Alex M. Solefish
Alex M. Solefish on Mar 10 '07
Wonderful. I love tea.
kmoney84
kmoney84 on Mar 11 '07
L O L
thepinupcowgirl
thepinupcowgirl on Mar 11 '07
Ah, my favorite type of man: ruthless enough to use a cannon, but sensitive enough to drink tea afterwards. Would def wear this out: the real test of manhood. Bravo get- the outlook would be proud!!
Dark0
Dark0 on Mar 11 '07
i say loose the text. its awesome though
Aldirtyb
Aldirtyb on Mar 12 '07
What ever you do, don't loose the text. It is the truest of all trueism's. Real men do drink tea, and lots of it.
wondergirl
wondergirl on Mar 12 '07
Brilliant! Love the text!
threadlessisbetterthanmyspace
diggin the smoke.
Vindemiatrix
Vindemiatrix on Mar 13 '07
Congrats on the score! Here's hoping you get printed soon
4 days later
JillCashMoney
JillCashMoney on Mar 17 '07
When I see people in the grocery store NOT wearing this shirt, they are immediately not only unappealing but dreadfully lame. I don't converse with those kinds of people.
32 days later
Aristarchus
Aristarchus on Apr 19 '07
I want this.
Vindemiatrix
Vindemiatrix on Apr 19 '07
Me too.

Here's hoping...
quovadis
quovadis on Apr 19 '07
Awesome, I want it.... Please print it!!!
5 days later
Renmeleon
Renmeleon on Apr 25 '07
ROFL Awesome. Know several people I'd buy this for. We have Gasparilla Days (pirate fest) here in Florida.
20 days later
missyesta
missyesta on May 16 '07
PRINT!!!!!!

so men know the manliness of tea drinking.
fatheed
   fatheed on May 16 '07
I really hope this gets printed on Monday.
Vindemiatrix
Vindemiatrix on May 16 '07
Same. On Silver not Heather Grey!
13 days later
thischarmingmeg
thischarmingmeg on May 29 '07
I STILL really want this shirt. Sometimes I dream about it.
sirensrising
sirensrising on May 29 '07
Think this'll come out this week?
missyesta
missyesta on May 30 '07
i hope so. i love it and want to wear it EVERYWHERE!!!
26 days later
Vindemiatrix
Vindemiatrix on Jun 25 '07
We've got Earl Grey - now let's get this one too! Up the tea-drinkers!
4 days later
missyesta
missyesta on Jun 29 '07
mmm. i like tea... and pirates. good combo
HappySophia1
HappySophia1 on Jun 29 '07
Is that a tea advertisement? Does the pirate really drink tea?
33 days later
Vindemiatrix
Vindemiatrix on Aug 02 '07
Why is this not yet printed? I WANT IT ADORNING MY BODY NOW.
PolarVrtX
PolarVrtX on Aug 02 '07
This is pretty awesome...
68 days later
Sassmo
Sassmo on Oct 09 '07
This is still in need of printing... not a big fan of the shirt color, but seriously... what was Threadless thinking when they didn't print this?
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Oct 09 '07
Agreed.
About shirt color and the needed print.
36 days later
missyesta
missyesta on Nov 14 '07
this pirate kinda reminds me of Damien Lewis. except he has a funny moustache ... and an eyepatch... and he is sitting on a steaming hot cannon which would burn my butt, but hey. this pirate is cool
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