Don't be an asswipe, give it a 5!

hahahhaha i actually didnt recognize this was your style for a second which is odd... love it. :D 5

lmao, whats funny is that i had a feeling it was yours because of the text, bananaphone. :P

it's... cute. :D

oh and i know this is not the place for this but, i am seriously in love with the Particle man shirt.. the colors are perfect!! matches the tee SO well! its one of my favorite shirts ever!! :) I would sooo buy other particle man-related shirts (yes! shirts! i like it that much!!).. it's a really great character!

hahahahhahaha. awesome.

no thanks

AHAHAHA! Love the rosy cheeks!

the rosey cheeks!

A ripoff of Cookie Loves Milk!

lol :P

Haha!!!

p.s. I may find you funny but I still hate your bad attitude :P

hahaha

ahaha somebody's walking around with no butt cheeks :O

the severed nature of this ass (red meat and vertebrae showing) makes its happy expression hard to believe! butt i can't think of a better way to draw an ass character, so this is a pointless comment.

... that i posted anyway

it's funny. i have the exact same markings on my ass.

I like it except maybe make the ass not look cut off with the blood and spine showing but like just a butt.
4$

hahaha, the tp's expression is priceless...

haha this is good

Strange! LMe likey!

weird, in an entirely positive way

i don't like the pink spots on the butt...cheeks?

The ass looks GROSS.

you're lucky i gave him 2 legs not just one!

there may be 2 legs, but there's only one extra (albeit skinny and oddly malformed) appendage ....

I'm loving the rosey cheeks. You might say he's also got a 'cheeky' smile. But that would be a poor pun, so its best left alone.

I like it but the visible vertebrae throws me off a bit.... although I'm sure it probably helps further distinguish this little guy as an "ass" instead of.... well, I don't know what else.

spot on, nothing beats a good wipe

kinda terrible.

Is that 2-ply? So help you gawd if it isn't.

its a ventriloquist ass! it talks without moving its "lips?"

I don't know about you, but my ass does not have vertebrae. Or nipples.

really terrible.

haha, ass. its cute.

ahhh i love.

ahhahahahaha

rudra! You're too funny !!! :D

" BigODrummer on Feb 19 '07
really terrible."

You know, I don't give a rats ass whether you like it or not, and that's why I didnt say anything before. But what the hell is the point in bitching about the design twice?

Well, there's Exhibit A.

(wow, you know a lot of "bad" words....congratulations!)

...and furthermore, the design is weak, not funny, and unoriginal....woo-hoo, hat-trick!!!

no shit sherlock, that's the entire point of the entire design, you know... incase you didn't get that in the first place. I'm sure glad braniacs like you are on the case.

Grossly hilarious

...and that paper looks like it already has stains on it!

The point is to be weak, not funny and unoriginal??? Well, then I offer my deepest apologies...I didn't realize Threadless changed and started looking for crappy designs. You get a 5 on the shit scale. (just wondering...did me typing the word shit make me sound as tough as when you did it? Probably not.)

Grow up loser.

geez. You people have shitty attitudes.

shitstains.

haha.

Anyway Loved the shirt.

The roll looks like it's in shock. :O

what? dingleberry not included?


Matt, please don't grow up.

hahaa

digustingly funny :D

"The point is to be weak, not funny and unoriginal??? Well, then I offer my deepest apologies...I didn't realize Threadless changed and started looking for crappy designs. You get a 5 on the shit scale. (just wondering...did me typing the word shit make me sound as tough as when you did it? Probably not.)

Grow up loser."

Let me spell it out for you asshat, since you haven't seemed to grasp the special school edition of explanation I laid out for you earlier.

This is called a PARODY. The recipe is, I take a design that threadless has already printed, apply the same concept to something else that is even more stupid, combine it with a cartoony representation of an ass.

It isn't trying to be anything more than what I just outlined, you on the other hand are a flaming tryhard.

This coming from the guy who gave us "Corn chips hurt coming out!" Listen Dick With Ears, you've submitted over 80 designs and how many have even come close to winning? ____ (for fill in the blankers playing at home, the answer is ZERO!) Yeah dude, you've got this Threadless thing down!

In reality, they suck and you suck...please find a different hobby (I assume this is a hobby because if it's a career, your rent check's gonna be hard to scrounge up) and try to stay away from anything dealing with art or comedy. You don't seem to be good at either.

Maybe try teaching...you just put me through the Bananaphone-I'm-Cool-Because-I-Can-Curse-Everytime-I-Get-My-Feelings-Hurt School of Parody. Thanks...I learned bunches!

And here's a little lesson from the BigODrummer-I-Could-Care-Less-How-Witty-You-Think-You-Are School of Shut The Hell Up. Saying your design sucks and not getting it are 2 different things. But, silly me, I'm sure you already knew that "professor."

So go ahead, defend yourself with your next barrage of profanity and college age sarcasm and please know I'm shaking in my perverbial boots. Just make it a good one and that way, you'll have your first quality Threadless submission.....*sigh*....I doubt it though.

And let me save you some time...I know I haven't submitted a design yet. When I have the time to create something worthy of this site, I'll submit it. I'm not gonna blow a load in my pants everytime I actually complete a drawing and send it in with the hopes of wowing the internets with my "artistic" ability and "clever" humor...like somebody we know.

"Profane and Ever So Witty" rebuttal time...Go!

Wow, what a rant.
Ok well I'll follow it up with some constructive criticism.

Good concept, but could have been executed better.
Personally I don't care for the bloody cut & spine.
I also think the drawings could do with some cleaning (smooth the lines to appear less 'hand-drawn').

I'm a big fan of fun 'cartoony' threadless T-s though. :-)

hey kids:
Remember, be nice!

i liked this one. but i dont know if i could have known it was an ass and toilet paper if not for the title. i thought it was a piece of ham and the bone at first to be honest. but the idea is good.

"This coming from the guy who gave us "Corn chips hurt coming out!" Listen Dick With Ears, you've submitted over 80 designs and how many have even come close to winning? ____ (for fill in the blankers playing at home, the answer is ZERO!) Yeah dude, you've got this Threadless thing down!"

Have you not checked the front page lately? I have around 10 prints at various places and have made about 5000 US without trying too much. But you do know everything right.

btw, how much money has the whole douche act made you over the last year?

"Dick With Ears"
that literally made my day

love that the spine nub is still on the ass

to: BigODrummer

you know, there are FAR worse submissions out there.

I have no idea why you insist on making a fight over this particular design. If you hate it so much, all you had to do was score it 0 and say you didn't like it. Once.

It's not fun reading these comments. They hurt my young eyes. :'(

i'm surprised bananaphone went on with this guy haha, unless he was going for a good laugh. in that case, good work matt because it sure made me laugh

and to bigodrummer, mission accomplished. you just wrote a fucking book on how much you dont like this design haha nice life

its been a while since someone had a good whinge about one of my subs, I didn't submit this in seriousness, maybe I ought to sub more stupid stuff for a laugh more often.

matt. monday night i had a dream about you that every shirt printed was one of yours .

it was weird.

was it sexy?

well, inevitably it was quite sexy. congrats by the way:D

nice ass.

Okay, so yeah. I laughed. I guess that means I'm going to hell on the bus with Leary and Scorsese, right? So be it.

5! great shirt... jeah

To Ruperv and the rest of the bananaphone posse:

Yes there are worse designs than this (a lot of which are in bananaphones body of work to be honest) but I didn't "hate" the design. I didn't even give it a zero. I gave it a 1 and wrote "kinda terrible." Later in the afternoon I clicked on "Subs I HAVE scored" instead of ones I HAVEN'T scored and this gem was the first to come up. I saw the comment right before my 2nd comment about it having vertabrae and nipples. I agreed with that and decided to alter my original assessment.

And that was enough for bananaphone to blow his top, over a design that he now is saying was a joke submission. And on top of that, decides to fill 2 sentences with enough profanity to make a sailor blush. Would you move on from that Ruperv? Did your young ears hurt then?

bananaphone has some obvious anger management issues that need to be worked out. To get that mad and defensive over a joke submission is a little crazy. And somehow because of all this I'm the novel writing, bad guy. Whatever...I'm just glad bananaphone has given me something to live for and thanks for helping me to realize that exoticrobotic!

I'm done with it.....

I am not defensive, I am just pointing out that you are a stupid wank. Though clearly I don't need to since you keep posting your long winded bullshit.

philosophical

i understood what it was (sarcastic parody) instantly!

hey! I tried.

haha! i love this, but the blushing kinda makes it look like boobs.