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initialotus
"Yo dude, that's a 5-colored Threadless shirt, right? I heard they print on American Apparel now."
"Umm...I'm not sure...Wanna check?"
"Come closer so I can check the label ."
"Oh okay."
::Pinches and twists a nipple::
"Syke! You just bought yourself a TITTY TWISTER!!!"
"OMG, my t*tties...LOL."
::both slap respective knees with unbridled laughter::


It never gets old.

Anyhow, this is my first design submission. Be nice? Thanks much for all your support and if I ever see you wearin' the shirt, I'll be sure to hollatcha...and then give you a right hand on red. Peace in the Middle East.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=titty+twister

*Please excuse me. The colors got a little skewed while making the presentation file but the final is MUCH sharper...like my nipples on a winter morning.*
weaknezz
weaknezz on Jan 08 '07
haha
Tasha and_the Wall
Tasha and_the Wall on Jan 08 '07
thats great haha
Recycledwax
   Recycledwax on Jan 08 '07
MOUHAHHAHAHAHHAH! okay this is quite funny! But maybe wear it for a one night joke, but that's it.
cait9885
cait9885 on Jan 08 '07
yep- made me laugh, but i can't say i would wear it.
leahc860
leahc860 on Jan 08 '07
The only person I could give this to would be a masochist with a sense of humor...the irony in that statement says it all!
beka531
beka531 on Jan 08 '07
definitely amusing, but i wouldn't personally wear it.
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Jan 08 '07
LOL.. funny. I'd wear it if I wasn't a chicken. is the word "T*t*y" spelled out on the actual shirt?
xxemokitty7xx
xxemokitty7xx on Jan 08 '07
you've got to fix the whole asterisk thing. this is a super awkward feeling shirt.
enigma1223
enigma1223 on Jan 08 '07
i agree with mokitty...relatively awkward and cheap looking
mynameisnette
mynameisnette on Jan 08 '07
itd only be cool if it actually spun. i wouldnt want people coming up to me and putting their noses on my nips all the time. sorry.
soccerfreaky
soccerfreaky on Jan 08 '07
wow. that's so great... but spell out "titty," it makes it funnier.
oruwu
oruwu on Jan 08 '07
good idea, but the front's design would be better with more dots. And, you should take everyone else's advice too - the whole titty thing is odd.
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on Jan 08 '07
kinda gross
sunrize
sunrize on Jan 08 '07
AWESOME! i'd TOTALLY wear it!
iPear
iPear on Jan 08 '07
I'd wear this in a heart beat, I'd just be scared I'd get a titty twister.
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Jan 08 '07
the first comment clinches it.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Jan 09 '07
cute. almost huggable even.
osmoshi
osmoshi on Jan 09 '07
thats real funny and cute .. i like it
setia
setia on Jan 09 '07
lol I'd wear it as a joke and kick anyones butt that even thought about trying it
mishv
mishv on Jan 09 '07
ouch! don't think i'd wear it, and there's probably a copyright issue there...
SomethingMore
SomethingMore on Jan 09 '07
maybe instead of a fist it could be a mouth then it would be more of a shirt peoepl would wear mroe than once. I love the idea :) $4
subgenuis
subgenuis on Jan 10 '07
no
ymmat
ymmat on Jan 10 '07
yes!
duckiemonster
duckiemonster on Jan 10 '07
definitely no.
Quasimodo
Quasimodo on Jan 10 '07
Too bad you can't put an actualy spinner on the back- that would be twice as funny.
partyrings
partyrings on Jan 10 '07
why did you even bother?
iPear
iPear on Jan 10 '07
I'd totally wear it, mainly cuz I want people to touch me.
lo r e
lo r e on Jan 10 '07
very funny
AshleyLynee
AshleyLynee on Jan 10 '07
Ouch!
agentmyakou
agentmyakou on Jan 10 '07
WOw that's a great design LOL 5$
helo
helo on Jan 10 '07
Though the concept doesn't excite me, I really appreciate the time and effort you put into your presentation . . . the large display of the design (so I don't need to zoom on it ), the design placement on a t-shirt, the color bar showing the colors you used, and the funny pics of the design in action. I wish other designers would invest in their presentation like you did.
jmsthreadless
jmsthreadless on Jan 10 '07
wait... what color does what? Say i spun a red...
kurumimouse
kurumimouse on Jan 10 '07
DITTO to helo. not enough people realize the importance of putting the time and effort into the presention - as a graphics/marketing person for my firm, i see that more often than not, the presentation carries almost as much weight as the design itself.

but even without the presentation, this design gets a 5$ from me, just for the INFINITE gag gift possibilities that i can get out of it. I can already think of at least half a dozen ppl that i want to give this shirt (and an exciting round of titty twisters!!!) to on their birthdays. and xmas. and THE DAY this shirt comes out.

kudos. ^_^

and yeah, it would be awesome if this shirt came with random spinner locations, just like that one polo with the surprise bird colors. just a thought to the threadless ppl, in case they actually read these comments. =)

Svetlana
Svetlana on Jan 10 '07
The pointer landed on a red dot in the nose quadrant, so I guess that means the person will sniff your boob. The fist cracks me up, too, but ouch.

This reminds me of shirt I saw a long time ago, Co-Ed Naked Twister, back in the day when everything was "co-ed naked" something.
emmazing
emmazing on Jan 10 '07
I would wear this in an instant!
hello9126
hello9126 on Jan 11 '07
oooh nice :)
ilovewrinklenose
ilovewrinklenose on Jan 11 '07
hahaha fun!
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Jan 11 '07
this is HILARIOUS! $5 I'd buy it and wear it!
teenachee
teenachee on Jan 11 '07
hahah cute! :D
hannaugh
hannaugh on Jan 11 '07
I like the idea, but I wouldn't wear the shirt because I wouldn't want to put the idea into anyone's mind... it could be unpleasant.
J-Ray
J-Ray on Jan 11 '07
Good idea! Encourage harassment!

Next, make some ass-slapper pants or even ball-snatcher pants.
The Winged Self
The Winged Self on Jan 11 '07
i don't like it.
wtfukusumi
wtfukusumi on Jan 12 '07
gimme more!
MelSgam
MelSgam on Jan 12 '07
...nose?
Yeshua
Yeshua on Jan 12 '07
I was just gonna do the same kind of design, except with a target over the nipple lol...I like yours better anyway...nice work!
mandiphresh
mandiphresh on Jan 12 '07
its my FAVORITE!!!! I want it. it is good for parties! haha beer and this shirt = FUN!
wear the dunce hat
wear the dunce hat on Jan 12 '07
Very amusing....I wouldn't wear it, but i know a lot of people who would.
StevieJoi.
StevieJoi. on Jan 12 '07
like the concept but would not wear it.
terryb
terryb on Jan 13 '07
as a girl i must say no
TheChoo
TheChoo on Jan 13 '07
I would never wear this, but this is a great design and it's very funny!
meltwizard
meltwizard on Jan 14 '07
I think its okay to write "titty." In any case, only the vowels get asterixes. Like F*CK, C*CKSUCKER, and SH*T.
velvetland
velvetland on Jan 15 '07
it's a cute concept, but i wouldn't wear it as I don't want people to twist my boobs lol but I know alot of people into S&M who would love it LOL
J-Ray
J-Ray on Jan 16 '07
melt: can you insert extraneous letters instead?
FWUCK
CLOCKSUCKER
SHIRT
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