nice. $4

tshirthell.com really wants you to work for them. Here on threadless, not so much. not a bad drawing, but the metaphor is tired and fowl. Just about as bad as that lastp un i just made.

you should become a diplomat frickinawesome, your bedside manner is second to none.

haha nice design!

lol....$4

BURNSAUCE

I like it. It's funny and the graphic is very clear.

this shirt must be printed. if it isn't, I will have lost all faith in humanity.

hahaha $5

ummm...i dont get it??

^ Need it really be said, BeeBee? "Choking the chicken", a masturbatory allusion. Nice work, but as a woman... no thanks to this sub.

It looks to me like he's squeezing the whole body and not just choking the neck

Oh, he's choking it alright.

I love it.

The eyes, they follow me across the room!

add one where someone is flipping a bean and then you have both genders covered! You don't want to be sexist do you?

Why is it a white hand? Don't black people masturbate too? Racist!

Nice illo

I think its kind of lame. No offence.

Who would really wear that? It's not at all clever. It's basically only going to appeal to people who like to wear "shocking" and "rude" novelty shirts, and maybe the occasional frat boy. In other words, you don't have much of an audience here at Threadless, and thank goodness.

it's more a euphemism than a metaphor.

technically its both a eupemism and a metaphor

yoof.. heh ugh typo

thats a small chicken, which means it suits me perfectly

i like cute, smart shirts that say something other than 13 year old boy obsessions...

Cekoz acted offended by the "allusion to masturbation" like masturbation is somehow despicable or gross. Well, take a look at her profile picture and tell me why masturbation is below a woman of her high character but smoking isn't. I personally would prefer that all smokers masturbated in public rather than smoked. At least masturbation doesn't smell like shit :)

Anyhow, as for this shirt, I'd never wear it... but it looks good.

NICE!! =) 5$

I too am not a real fan of this design, but you have a good idea for coming up with a design. Try to find a better metophor to use than the one you used for this design.

thanks to the array of comments here I was actually hired by "t-shirt hell" to do designs. irony has its rewards

And you tell me im not good at diplomatic decrees, jab? lol. i wasnt being ironic when I said this would work on tshirthell.com. I just saw in its completel frivilous design and redneck immaturity appeal a gold mine for you and the mostly horrid designs and ideas that are churned out of that website as a whole. I feel the site has exactly one amazing and money-worthy shirt, and it is right here. Every once in a while i just go over to the site and see how much lower down the hole of male chauvanism and white trash pride they can tunnel down to, and they never let me down. Seriously man, if that's your bag, best of luck to you!

haha.. I am surprised the average t-shirt hell subscriber even knows what transitive pictograph verbalization means. cool shirt