at one of my jobs, my boss's secretary brought in a giant purple dildo with a suction cup at the bottom, and stuck it to the window of his car. hilarity ensued, including putting said dildo into a sub sandwich as the "meat," and also having an old western quick-draw incident where he was subsequently slapped in the face with the piece like i was an angry harry from "lock, stock, and two smoking barrels." if this gets printed I'll buy one for every person who works there, for sure