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Katiejam
Punnage ftw!
werhane
werhane on Dec 14 '06
I like the "salt and battery" bit, but not the knife.
Colonel_Jendon
Colonel_Jendon on Dec 14 '06
i like the with a knife. this is beautiful haha
itwasa_trick
itwasa_trick on Dec 14 '06
no knife. 4$
claude.mercure
claude.mercure on Dec 14 '06
No knife - I think it would just confuse things.
MaraXD
MaraXD on Dec 14 '06
hmm
the knife is cool.

but I think I'd like it better without.
[cute shirt, haha]
CARTERlikesPants
CARTERlikesPants on Dec 14 '06
No knife, otherwise I love the placement of it in the red and on red.
Ananda
Ananda on Dec 14 '06
I agree-the knife is a little confusing but I love it without!
distressinthisdress
distressinthisdress on Dec 14 '06
better w/out knife:)
kacibell01
kacibell01 on Dec 14 '06
Yeah, no knife, unless you explain it in the title...or something. I keep looking at the butter knife and trying to make up a good excuse for it to be there. :)
gadget arms
gadget arms on Dec 14 '06
I have to agree with everyone else - the knife seems pretty pointless in this one, unless you call it "assault and battery with a knife"... which is still better without the knife.
Roxy15675
Roxy15675 on Dec 14 '06
no knife & red.
philadelphia
philadelphia on Dec 14 '06
I would like it with the type to explain it. It's nice.
theclumsycorvid
theclumsycorvid on Dec 14 '06
Sort of like an "A salt with a deadly weapon" pin I had, with a salt shaker and knife. As far as this one goes, no knife.
RockyRaccoon
RockyRaccoon on Dec 14 '06
I love the concept. I think it works really well without the knife.
L337Cthulhu
L337Cthulhu on Dec 14 '06
lol, do like it better without the knife
pit_girl1
pit_girl1 on Dec 14 '06
no knife and it's perfect!
Itinerus
Itinerus on Dec 14 '06
no knife, but very nice otherwise
BradLP
BradLP on Dec 14 '06
it's like that old joke assault with a deadly weapon (knife) only you've added the battery in there
Bill Z
Bill Z on Dec 14 '06
How about:
a salt & battery = Mr. Meaner

Just a bit more punny...
prettycoloredmarbles
prettycoloredmarbles on Dec 14 '06
I like it! No knife though... =)
the t-shirt ninja
the t-shirt ninja on Dec 14 '06
no knife
nooooooooo knife
rrk
rrk on Dec 14 '06
no knife. rad, though.
TangoWhiskey
TangoWhiskey on Dec 14 '06
I guess it could work either way-a salt and bettery or a salt with a deadly weapon. Personally, I'd buy the latter. I'd also buy a shirt with the angry face from your other shirt on the 9v.
It'd be 'aggravated battery' great work, though.
TheJordanD
TheJordanD on Dec 14 '06
definitely no knife...this is much better than my try at it
hforhello
hforhello on Dec 15 '06
hooray, you did it!
knifeless.
algernonspitt
algernonspitt on Dec 15 '06
without please
Anthropomancy
Anthropomancy on Dec 15 '06
bahahahahaha. I love it. Better without the knife though.
Buclkes and or Straps
Buclkes and or Straps on Dec 15 '06
much better than assault with a knife sub, lose the knife 3rd timews a charm
Buclkes and or Straps
Buclkes and or Straps on Dec 15 '06
oh i see, you already ahve the without a knife option, my mistake great work
katiecane
katiecane on Dec 15 '06
I love this! Print it!!
darren_duh
darren_duh on Dec 15 '06
no knife - print it
tricksie
tricksie on Dec 15 '06
no knife
minnanda
minnanda on Dec 15 '06
Greattt. I agree, loose the knife. Print. 5$.
KACEY KASEM
KACEY KASEM on Dec 15 '06
no knife and it's solid.
thenewswansea
thenewswansea on Dec 15 '06
no need for knife
teebeejeebee
teebeejeebee on Dec 15 '06
no knife. totally hilarious with out it. 5
BradLand2
BradLand2 on Dec 16 '06
maybe you should do a salt and buttery! hahaha, get it, butter-y?! hahahaha
babag123
babag123 on Dec 16 '06
no knife. salt left, battery right. funny in a very puntastic way.
ecky_ducky
ecky_ducky on Dec 16 '06
Oh, this is original.

Never done before at all .

Nope

Sigh

Sorry, I don't mean to be overly rude. But it's not a great new concept, and I think for people not familiar with the criminal llaw, it's a bit inaccessible.
s311j
s311j on Dec 16 '06
really cool style, just seems like its going to waste on such an overused idea. keep the art, but come up with a more interesting concept. not bad, though.
Eegriega
Eegriega on Dec 16 '06
The idea may have been done before, but I like the execution of this one much better than the other examples.
kalakahara
kalakahara on Dec 16 '06
no knife...haha

I would wear this to law class.

-Megan=-)
Wrekognized
Wrekognized on Dec 16 '06
NO KNIFE! 5$
CheesecakeBree
CheesecakeBree on Dec 16 '06
I've seen this done so many times.... this joke will never get printed. That's not to say it's your fault, you may not have known.
TONICACAT
TONICACAT on Dec 17 '06
I like without.
kate.rad
kate.rad on Dec 17 '06
just wondering about the placement on the shirt... on the close up you can pretty much get the "a salt and battery" thing, but why change the order on the shirt? i think it makes it trickier to figure out, which was maybe what you were going for.
I dont like the knife either, but without it the design doesnt really have any balance.
queenbari
queenbari on Dec 17 '06
I've heard the joke said, "a salt with a deadly weapon" ...that's how the knife fits
FreezingintheSno
FreezingintheSno on Dec 17 '06
no knife
xStrangledxBeautyx
xStrangledxBeautyx on Dec 17 '06
i like it w/ no knife!!
azure28
azure28 on Dec 17 '06
no knife and its wonderful.
hxcjoei
hxcjoei on Dec 17 '06
no knife. ps. the shirt = amazing.
nerdspecs
nerdspecs on Dec 17 '06
No knife, please! :)
Double-funny since I just took a Criminology class this quarter, haha.
.onion
.onion on Dec 18 '06
I saw a sub with this pun a while ago, but it took the pun one step further and it made the pepper a victim of the two :P
kurlyfryz
kurlyfryz on Dec 18 '06
I actually like the knife... artistically, the image is more balanced and appealing. It's also an unexpected twist on the "old pun" that everyone is complaining about. I like that it could very easily be stuff on my kitchen table and if I wore it, people would ask "but why?" and when I told them they would groan at me. I like puns.
klawRAW
klawRAW on Dec 18 '06
no knife!!!
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 19 '06
Thank you, ECKY DUCKY- I was wondering when someone was gonna point out that this idea has been done to death both on this site and in cafepress.com, which has about two billion versions of this joke already up and running! Let's move on to underused visual puns please, people...
XIIIwulf
XIIIwulf on Dec 19 '06
I voted 5$ the first time, and I'm doing so again!
mezo
   mezo on Dec 19 '06
Aside from the concept....the illustration itself is messy.
play_it_leo
play_it_leo on Dec 19 '06
Auto trace?
Someguy98765
Someguy98765 on Dec 19 '06
This has been tried many times and no one can seem to get it right
this shirt is not amazing shut up
doughball
doughball on Dec 19 '06
that cracks me up. i like the watercolory look of it.
munsonb08
munsonb08 on Dec 19 '06
i say without the knife
A. We Are Stevo
A. We Are Stevo on Dec 19 '06
I say without the knife, or without the battery

it's combining two jokes:

Assault and Battery

Assault with a deadly weapon

but with both it's kinda like, Assault and battery with a deadly weapon.

Hell make two, I'd buy both :D
carouselbuckets
carouselbuckets on Dec 20 '06
no knife, but otherwise very cute! either in red or yellow, preferably red.
daniellexrors
daniellexrors on Dec 20 '06
Without.
Lemonation
Lemonation on Dec 20 '06
I think it's better without the knife.
kpurkiss
kpurkiss on Dec 20 '06
without the knife. really funny.
quisqueyano
quisqueyano on Dec 20 '06
$5 no knife
mellowmantate
mellowmantate on Dec 20 '06
no knife
LORAX21
LORAX21 on Dec 20 '06
hilarous. but it would be better without the knife. $5
DesThrashX
DesThrashX on Dec 20 '06
Oh my god, do people not read the other comments before saying something? Pretty sure we can all agree to drop the knife. I like the messy illustration style, and give it a 5 just for the ingenious idea.
Oniisan608
Oniisan608 on Dec 21 '06
I like it, but no knife $4
quaycur
quaycur on Dec 21 '06
no pun shirts. ever.
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