Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Not sure I understand the burger... Maybe I don't know enough...

Rawk!

the chuck norris thing stopped being funny a LONG time ago

The burger is my attempt to label Mr. Seagal as a pudgy loser. A pudgy loser who could still kick my butt, of course.

oh ......... the chuck norris thing will never stop being funny .......... i love this shirt ........... it's hilarious, but i wouldn't wear it b/c i think the dino images are a little cheesy ..........

i have to wholeheartedly agree with bitterbunny

chuck norris can touch mc hammer. how can you not find that hilarious?!?

the chucknorrisaurus is already beating the stevensegalodon, so i think the hamburger is unnecessary.

I like the burger cuz it shows that Segal is a little on the rolie polie side...I am too, so I should know lol

chuck norris is da man!! so is vinny bove!!

I've had it with the Chuck Norris thing. Played out.

rocks, man! i love it. of course the hamburger is necessary. and of course the chuck norris facts are still funny. jeez.

ID BUY IT !

Haha I know someone who would love this! ^^

I like and agree with everything about this design, just not the execution of the dinosaurs. 4

funny idea.. just not that great of a design

im kinda a dork haha so i think chuck norris is still funny, including your comment which is hilarious

chuck norris still kicks butt no matter wut anyone else thinks. rock on.

Hehe. I like this. It's pretty funny, but a little large.

sweet jesus crap eating christ, CHUCK NORRIS JOKES AREN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. OKAY? YOU PEOPLE HAVE KILLED THEM. GO HOME.

why i love to see seagall get kicked in the face so much?

Let Chuck Norris have his jokes. It's the most publicity he's had in years.

My friend's roommate started the Chuck Norris jokes! He's not the one running the website anymore, though.

live and let tell jokes. You're running up the electricity; close the refrigerhater.
I could like this shirt with a more ___
i dunno.
nicelydone.

I think i had one or two shirts from my youth that had fake dinosaur species based on various personalities in real life: like a skater punk would have the moniker underneath it of "skatersaurus" and a pic of a dino with all the "crescent fresh" accessories of a hip 80's young dude (think poochy from the simpsons- a kung-fu hippy still makes me laugh) adorned on him skating by. Is this where you got your inspirado from this design?

wouldn't buy or wear, but props for the idea.

You have to luv Chuck Norris stuff. Also to ad in Steven Sagol is perfict cause they are on equal playing feild.

Wow, quite a variety of opinion thus far. Thanks to all for your votes and feedback...you've exceeded my cheesiest expectations! To address the most common comments:

- Yes, the Chuck-Norris-joke thing is a bit outdated. I did this design several months ago, but still liked it enough to submit it.

- Threadless's designs, by and large, are very artsy and sophisticated. My style is decidedly cartoony. That's just the way it is.

- I had forgotten all about those old "Skatersaurus" shirts. My design was inspired by an inside joke with some friends (and yes, they are very dorky friends)

- "Refrigerhator"...that was awesome. And you know what you keep in the refigerhator? Haterade!

Thanks again, everyone. Wish me luck, and keep those votes coming!

chuck norris jokes make my world go round

omfg hahahaha
please please print

listen to lemon demon
there songs are hella funny

although the chuck norris jokes are getting old they still elicit a chuckle everyonce in a while but i cant help feeling that this shirt should be over at Jinx and not here at threadless.

I love this, except for the burger... I'd wear it if it was unbiased, haha.

Oh, and Seagal would be pronounced "sa-gal" and not "see-gal".

I know so many people who would eat this right up.

the chuck norris thing is old but just looking at the Seagal dinosaur makes me laugh... You did him so well!