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and so did this book when I read it to my class yesterday:







*I am 100% not actually pregnant, don't worry.]]> Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:06:00 -0600 Happy thread birthday to me, one day late.

Thanks to you all for being my friends here and elsewhere around the world.

I love you all. But mostly you. ]]> Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:17:13 -0600
This week I am choosing flowers, except I don't know the names of hardly any flowers, so I don't know what to look for/what I like.

My colours are like this:


but I don't think I really care for the flowers in those pictures.

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Hi guys. Miss you. Love you. Bye!

Xoxoxo]]> Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:50:38 -0500
Your turn.]]> Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:24:43 -0500

So on my desk, I have this jar of pencils that is exclusively filled with pencils that are left in my classroom, or that I find on the floor in the hallway. This jar is jam packed full.

Today, in my LA class, I grabbed the jar of pencils and addressed the class: "You guys," I started, "listen. When you leave your pencils in my classroom, I keep them here and I never give them back, wanna see?" I held up the jar, and pulled all the pencils out. I began fishing through them and selected one with a name tag on it.

"Liam," I read, as I placed the pencil on the table. I grabbed another. "Liam." Another. "Liam." Soon, the rest of the class (including Liam) had joined in, chanting, "Liam" every time I placed another pencil on the table. Finally, when the count had reached 10, I no longer had anymore of Liam's pencils.

"How many pencils do you have in your desk?" I asked him.

"Like 2."

"Well, I have like 10. So please take them and use them and never leave them all in my classroom again, ok?"

So Liam agreed, and grabbed the pencils. Minutes later the class ended.

"Liam!" I called, as he left my room, "do you have your pencils?"

He nodded proudly and held up a fist full of yellow pencils, freshly sharpened by yours truly, and walked out of my classroom.

As I was tidying up around the chairs, I found a pencil. I picked it up, and turned it to read the name tag...

Liam.


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He stared a few moment longer before declaring, "I KNOW! A PENIS!!" and looked up at my triumphantly.

"I doubt you need to draw your penis," I told him, "since your pants would be covering it up anyway."

He looked at me for a moment before saying, "I'll tell you what. I'll draw the penis first AND THEN I'll put the pants on top." And that is precisely what he did.


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Also it's like 30 degrees here, and I'm sweating like a crazy person. (That's celcius, obv).

It has come to my attention that I am incapable of independent living.

hi.

keep me company.]]> Fri, 15 Jul 2011 17:35:08 -0500
BECAUSE I TOTALLY LOST IT.

woop woop woop woop.

I can wear outfits I never thought possible.

This is exciting for me.

Consider this the mid-year new years resolution/fitness/weight loss checkpoint blog.

How're you doing?]]>