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From mine: "I can't wait to be a fossil so paleontologists can dig me."]]> Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:18:50 -0600 -Go to Score Designs page
-Show printed designs that you gave a three or lower (or track down any neat unprinted designs that you blew off before)
-Find scores you changed your mind on and post here
-Hang your head in shame

Black marks on my record:


Scored 1


Scored 2


Scored 2


Scored 2

Many more errors in judgment to follow]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:05:27 -0600
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butts_Up

In one variation of the game, a runner who does not reach the wall before the thrown ball hits must, in addition to receiving an out, stand facing the wall and allow the thrower to "peg" him or her with the ball (usually with all possible force).

So many happy and emotionally scarring memories

Post your favorite game from when you were a kid]]> Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:43:43 -0600
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Nailbiting is just a gateway drug for Cannibalism.
Twenty bucks says you won't give me $21 right now.
for moral decay, use mental floss
Fingers: usable for just about anything
Moose are just incredibly manly deer
I punched a mirror once for looking at me funny
Capacious words are disadvantageous
College is kind of like eating pizza for four years.
The rule of thumb is opposable.
When I sleep I dream in ColecoVision
I Would Like To See The Supply And Demand Chart For Dragons

Skipping is an underrated form of transportation
Do you like my hair? I made it myself.
Blink if you love symmetry.
Call it what you want, but homonyms all sound the same to me
Ask me about the human condition
Unbloggable

Post your tired and huddled slogans here]]> Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:02:53 -0600 If you go back in time, don't worry. It's all happened before.
If history repeats itself, why am I always buying new calendars?
Most Greek columns aren't Ionic - they're just Corinthidental.
Ionic bonds dissolve because they don't have a strong union.
After careful consideration, I just wasted my time.
I miss having a job not to appreciate.
As a physical person, my life revolves around centrifugal force.
I can't wait to be a fossil so paleontologists can dig me.
Out of all the elements, aluminum is by far the most wearable.
Chemical reactions give me gas.
Painters are only in it for the Monet.
I'm almost certain the universe has infinite probabilities.
I tried to break Newton's Laws but my efforts rebounded on me.
DNA: Because we all need a helping strand.
If they're such good questions, how come they don't have answers?
To make a long story short: The End.
Computers don't affect me, my oven just isn't loading fast enough
Vocabulary is indispensable. Now shut up so I make words at you
I tried to join the Enterprise but I was hoisted by my own Picard
People with impossible taste in clothes suffer from a Pradadox (I am shameless)

Edit: Three more up

Your time on Earth is limited. Wrestle a shark with a jackhammer.
Don't trust your reflection. It lacks dimension.
I'm of the opinion that facts can't be proven.

Edit again: I should just turn this into a 365 slogan blog and be done with it
Science:Because one day tiny robots will live in your bloodstream
I struggle with schedules on a daily basis.

And everything newer than that is down there (lazy, fat, etc.)

Post here for unwarranted praise]]>