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Everyone knows that it's always the timid, quiet, second-string female character that gets the dramatic arc and has the wits and skill to survive most horror movies. I struggled for days trying to come up with a semi-realistic interpretation of this toughened, nerdy survivor-type gal- until I remembered I was actually dating one, and asked her to model for it. She agreed -took a series of pics herself and held an umbrella in place of the shotgun. She wasn't sure about any of them but as soon as I saw the 3rd or 4th one I knew i had my pose.
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bio-blather:
I'm a freelance artist, writer and sculptor in need of a steady outlet for my ideas.
As a result I tend to cram as much info or story into a piece as time allows.
When I am not drawing or tinkering, I like to conceptually reinvent established entertainment franchises that I grew up on that I feel have derailed or softened, and try to remold them for a smarter, if not older audience of other aging children like myself.
I pretty much do this out of boredom and fun, for free.
I'm hoping one day this could land me a creative job doing this and not a lawsuit- I try to keep my re-imaginings vague, reverential and in the safe realm of parody.
I will also argue that you can never have enough zombies, women, robots or monsters in any artistic medium.

you can contact me at pittsillustration@gmail.com
or keep up with me at zom-bot.com

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ZOM-BOT LABS

be gentle. it's very new and there isn't much to see or do yet....

also, can anyone recommend a better blog host than blogger?]]> Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:26:33 -0500
-although how much time will have to pass before so many one-color subs wins and print again?

what are your opinions on one-color stuff?
any design that can get the point across in 1 to 3 colors is tops, IMO.]]> Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:58:10 -0500 (i have two left that are not for sale, from my personal stash)


you can also buy them in white, gray and pink
HERE



so vote! :)

the only sucky thing is the slight pixelation on this animated gif template, but it had to be done to get it under 250.
no, i don't have flash..lol


]]> Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:22:44 -0500 it's still so crazy to me how it caught on, how so many people didn't even realize what it was about when buying it/wearing it until friends or strangers pointed it out to them.
i thought it was a painfully heavy handed metaphor when i drew it up, and i know it's not even one of my best drawings, technically- but the idea has really connected with people and it never ceases to amaze me to find it blogged about, or get personal letters from people who dig it so much.

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i'm guessing this would have to be done with simulated process or whatever.

i'm not going to change the color of the structure.
is magenta played out? it just looks so damn good! lol
i'm leaning toward the black tee, teal grid-
but there is something about the magenta grid on black that's nice too.

thanks!
smallish


biggish

]]> Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:27:07 -0500 not the horrible movies, but my childhood figures.

and i wondered why there was never a schoolbus.

and then i figured out why, which made me want to draw up a sub.

a schoolbus transformed into the robot form, but still mildly recognizable as a schoolbus, complete with the 'STOP' sign flipping out from one wrist or something.

but he stands shamefully looking down at his body because we see the limbs and parts of the schoolchildren that were in the bus when he transformed, mangled and poking out of his reconfigured parts.
blood running down his leg, maybe a child or two running or crawling away from the tangle of children caught in his musculature.

sick? trite? or just stupid?
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i hope to make this the best of the best of bad convention costumes- preferably the super hero variety.

i'm not making fun of the people, per se, but the costumes and the fact that their friends and family let them go outside in horrible recreations.

i'm not much of one to talk...i was a predator for like 3 haloweens and 'Cons straight..

but at least my face was covered.



]]> Sat, 29 Aug 2009 09:21:08 -0500 most of the channels don't even show cartoons anymore, and the toy commercials don't even come close.

so here's a few of my old favorites to bring us back to the day...

first, the best cartoon of the 80's, IMO


i especially like the kid's growling in these commercials



this ALIEN commercial is before my time, but how awesome-






one of my favorite toys..they don't make stuff like this anymore..


i had one..


somewhere between rock paper scissors and pokemon- were battlebeasts!


and wash it all down with the best cereal of the 80's



alright, add your own!
]]> Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:58:42 -0500 i'm subbing an american flag made of bacon and a waffle. it's kind of a statement about health, gluttony, and america in general. it's not anti or pro american, it's just a pop statement that i hope can be looked at both ways.

so, i figure i will use a thin wash of translucent ink to simulate the dripping bacon grease and drop shadow that will make whatever shirt color darker like it's wet.
threadless used this ink on the shadows of 'urban camouflage' over the heather gray.

i guess my question is- would you wear the dripping grease tee? or would you prefer a version with just the drop shadow. it's bolder, but a smaller print in center chest.
the drippings at least extent the print and but the also make the them mocking, instead of proud.

which would you wear, if any?

and thanks to everyone who voted up my last two subs!
over a year since i subbed and they got the exact same score! lol 2.89

is that even good anymore? i remember how hard it used to be to crack a 3, and anything over 3 was a miracle.
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