http://www.threadless.com/ Fri, 01 Jun 2012 11:21:10 -0500 Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:58:18 -0500
MY SOLUTION: The Lovely People on Threadless for their tuneage suggestions.

Fire when ready and Thanks! in advance.]]> Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:40:38 -0500
I spend a lot of time in my car. This does not usually present a problem because I have ample playlists, a hands-free blue tooth, and the occasional Cliff bar. I would go so far as to say that I rather enjoy the time that I spend driving around L.A.; that is, of course, until I get behind you and your ridiculous personalized license plate.

It is not enough for you to simply drive around in the vehicle you have chosen. No, you must proclaim to the world that you are Special in some way because you've managed to be witty in seven words or less. But the truth is you are not. YOU are neither Special nor Witty; You are a narcissist.

No one cares if you're BZT2GRN, or that you think your car is TIZZITE, or that you think you're so incredibly awesome that you must instruct everyone to PLZHATE (and believe me, I do). And the real bitch of it is, you think that you are somehow different from everyone else. Well I have news for you, You are not a unique snowflake. You are tool, just like all the other drivers who rock a vanity plate. So here's to you and your fanatical egotism, Congrats!

Sincerely,

One Superbly Irritated Citizen]]> Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:32:25 -0500
Super Villain Musical? Check.

What more could you ask for? How about the link to site where you can watch it for free:

http://drhorrible.com/index.html

Go. Watch. Now.




and do it soon because at midnight it goes back to being a pumpkin...a pumpkin you have to pay for.


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Well I happen to have several, it's like my brain is a human radio station stuck permanently on the "seek" button. Sometimes all it takes is a word said by someone else to trigger this maddening effect. Like for instance if someone says the word "automatic" (damn it!), I will have Ciara's "1-2 step" stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Kinda like right now.

I know if I wait a few seconds though my magical brain will change to something else...yup, now it's "Ring of Fire".

It's a viscious cycle.]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:43:49 -0500
And People, don't buy a fast car if your only intention is drive it at 5 MPH...it really pisses of the driver behind you, who's trying to get work on time.

There, I feel mildly better now.]]> Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:49:42 -0500
I’ve learned from R. Kelly. Now I know what you’re thinking- that’s a pretty bold statement; some might even say that it borders on crazy (or at least a little disturbing). And if I were talking about the R. Kelly that enjoys golden showers and sex with underage girls, I would agree with you. But as it stands, I am not. No, the R. Kelly that I speak of is the man - nay, the genius - who has given us that wondrous saga of urban life known as Trapped in the Closet. And given it to us quite generously I might add. I mean homeboy produced 23 chapters AND there’s still more on the way. Yes folks, we can look forward to MORE midgets, pimps, and philanderin’ spouses. As one who’s actually viewed the hip-hopera in its entirety, I am personally looking forward to finding out what this mysterious “package” means for Sylvester & Co. Now some people have accused Trapped in the Closet of being nothing more than insipid, self flagellating dribble; and while I will concede that having oneself play almost all the characters does suggest a hint of narcissism, I will argue the fact that watching the (mis)adventures of these people has taught me valuable life lessons, such as:

1. Always wear a wig that is both believable and easily removable lest your lover and your significant other are ever in the same room together.

2. Midget strippers get mad play and their game should not be underestimated just because of their size

3. Be sure to keep track of relatives returning from prison so as not to accidentally shoot them upon their release

4. A spatula may be used as a means of self defense.

And finally the most important…

5. Whenever there is trouble, pull out your biretta.

So thank you R. Kelly for imparting the street smart wisdom on me that four years of college couldn’t. You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.

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