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"Then one day I just woke up
And the wolves were all there
Wolves in the piano
Wolves underneath the stairs
Wolves inside the hinges
Circling round my door
At night inside the bedsprings
Clicking cross the floor
I don't know how they found me
I'll never know quite how
I still can't believe they heard me
That I was howling out that loud"


Okay, so maybe not that random, I guess you just need to hear the song to think so.


]]> Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:52:26 -0500 We bought some cool stuff and then I got bored (cuz I'm not big on the whole 'buy a whole bunch of crap just because you feel like it for a ridiculous amount of money'.. let's face it, I'm pretty cheap, but because of it I never, ever waste my money), so did she, so we decided we'd leave.
Well, we were walking on the lower level and down there they have all of these carts with different people selling different things (cell phones, lotions, hats, jewelry, perfume, etc) and my mom stopped at this cart that was selling ionic straighteners.
Now, I'd worked really, really hard to curl my hair that morning and I was so happy with my hair do because it never holds a curl, but it did.
Well, my mom was just looking at the cart (she was more interested in the hair clips on the table then the actual product), picking up stuff and examining it but at the same time the lady standing there proceeded to grab my arm and sit me down in her little chair asking in her unplacable accent "Can I show you? Can I show you??" over and over again.
Real quick, now, have you guys ever lived in L.A? I basically grew up there and I always remember those homeless men that would have spray bottles and they would be saying "Wash your window for a dollar? Wash it for a dollar?" and before you could say "no" they'd already be halfway done with the first half of your windshield, making you feel like a jerk if you don't pay them for washing your window (even though you didn't ask them to!). She reminded me of that, exactly and I'm sure y'all can see where I'm going with this.
So she then took out one of my bobby pins and straightened out one of my curls! I was like "what are you doing? I don't want to try this" and I was trying to get up but she was like "Oh no, just let's see it, okay?" And then she asked me what kind of straightener I have at home, I was about to answer when she began to strighten out another curl! I was pissed!! I was like "ma'am, I don't want this product! I just stopped for a second to-" and she then went on to ask if the lady with me was my mom and then she tried to pitch a sale to her. My mom thought I was interested so she let the madness go on enough for the woman to straighten out another curl and then my bangs. Finally, my mom got it that I wanted to leave so she was like "Ya know what, I'm flat broke and in a hurry because I left my oven on" and then we left. So my mom's not that great a lying, but we walked away fast. I was pretty mad because my hair was curled with like three straight parts and uneven bangs. .
Anyhow, pointless story but so it's not entirely pointless, I'll ask y'all:

Have you ever been in a position where a salesperson tried something ridiculous to get you to buy their product? It could be anything from a car, to a house to an ionic straightener. Let me know. I want to laugh about it with you.]]> Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:30:12 -0500 He's going to be talking about the top 10 "action movie moments" of the bible.
I'm the theater director at my church so I have to write up these really hilarious, really brutal ways to portray the action movie moments by Saturday morning so I can show them to my Drama team, practice them and have a totally kick butt performance that night.
It's Wednesday.

I have a pretty good list so far, but I'm wondering if anyone has an opinion on maybe any other stories I could use or something else.

I have 9 moments:

1. Jesus Christ dying on the cross
2. John's Revelation.
3. David and Goliath.
4. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego in a furnace.
5. She bears called from the wilderness that killed a bunch of children.
6. Jesus and his homemade whip.
7. Cain and Abel.
8. Moses killing a guard who was whipping a slave (the choreography for this one is HILARIOUS).
9. Peter chopping off the ear of a guard.

...and I can't think of a definite 10th. I have like three ideas, but I'm not sure if I should use any of em.

Anyhow, if anyone knows the bible or just good entertainment or action movies it'd be super helpful if you'd let me know your opinion.

Thanks!]]> Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:42:51 -0500
I've never actually seen what movie that quote is from but my brother quotes it all the time. it's also appropriate for right now.
Green tea is amazing.
I recently discovered that they have these amazing things called "Green Tea Lattes" at Starbucks. I may just start going there regularly because of that.
I'm not sure if anyone reads blogs I post but if they do I guess I won't let this stay as useless as it is now and I'll ask:

What's your favorite drink from Starbucks?

well... it won't be as useless as it was.. sort of. :D

Be blessed, all.]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:19:46 -0500 It's pretty much beyond cool.
I make clothes but they pretty much all suck because I've been working alone with my sad little sewing needles and fabric paints.
I think it's really cool that there's something out there that can not only get you noticed but can also be a totally fun environment to be involved in.
I'm totally going to buy all of my t-shirts from here now simply because there are a lot of really, really cool ideas from all different kids of people.
I want to submit a t-shirt design or two and see how it works because I think it'd be really cool to actually have a design picked.
Anyhow, I'm totally not sure how to edit my profile yet so if anyone's reading this, it's not that I'm anti-social, I'm just new.
Peace out everyone.]]>