http://www.threadless.com/ Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:15:59 -0600 Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:48:37 -0500 I'm 19 years old and i've never been kissed, or even on a date wit a girl. I know i'm not gay, but love has just really never been a big thing in my life....but now i'm starting to with i had tried to go out with someone in high school.

thing is, i have a lot of disorders. i mean, like, mental problems.
to be specific, here's the big four:
tourette's syndrome
ocd
adhd (major)
asperger's syndrome (maybe, i've seen the symptoms and my neurologist hinted that i might have it, but never been tested for it, so i can't really say...)

These things put me at a big social disadvantage. at the few parties i've gone to, i don't have a good time, i end up walking around by myself and leaving about an hour after i go, because i'm bored and don't think anyone will want to talk to me anyways. in other words? I'm antisocial. which might have something to do with the asperger's, idk.

so on top of these disorders, i guess i have a self esteem problem? when i was a little kid my adhd was really REALLY bad, and i was so hyper and obnoxious that everyone started to hate me. i guess the feelings of guilt i've had since then have followed me throughout my life, causing me to become antisocial because i think that i'm weird and no one will like me...

aaah, i'm rambling. the point is, because of these things i've never had a girlfriend, never been kissed and yes, still a virgin.
i'm really sad now, so, yeah....
could anyone out there help me?]]> Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:20:25 -0500 Go forth and score my children!




Also, le'ts play the guess the score game, for the lulz. ]]> Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:39:34 -0500 That's why i sent this email to Cartoon Network!
Tell me, is it too strong? Too soft?
I wanted to tell them to stop showing that live-action crap as nicely as possible, and didn't use my real name.

Here's the email I sent:

Dear Cartoon Network,

As a loyal fan ever since 1992, i am sorry to say that I am disappointed with your "CN Real" block. If what I am about to say sounds harsh, it is only because I love this network too much to see it go off the air once and for all.

The whole "CN Real" thing is flawed from the beginning. Your name is the "CARTOON network," not the "Cartoon and Reality Network." Having so much live action defeats the whole purpose of the channel!
If that isn't reason enough to make some changes, then maybe this will: kids need animated cartoons to let their imaginations grow. If kids just see reality all the time, they'll grow up too fast and will become robot-like without any artistic creativity. Can you imagine how bad that would be?
Still not convinced? Okay, how about this:
I know Nickelodeon and Disney get more ratings because they have live action shows, and I know that your thought process has been, "Well, WE need live action shows, too, to keep up in the ratings!" But with so much bad live action, don't you see you're hurting yourselves MORE? You're getting rid of the one thing people go to your network to REALLY watch: Cartoons. If you keep alienating your viewers like this, then I believe that your network will die a slow and painful death.
I'm just a 19 year old kid whose opinions probably don't matter to you at all, but I hope you have read this message in its entirety and will start to change your ways and make more great cartoons like Chowder and Flapjack and Adventure Time. And on a last note, think about this: wouldn't it be great to make a cartoon that could outdo those live action shows on Nick and Disney? It would be good for the fans AND the company. Think about it!
Sincerely,
John D.

So, what do you guys think?
Think I'll get through to them? I don't, but maybe...
]]> Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:28:29 -0500 so i was just riding in my car down the street and i stop at a four way stoplight. i get the green light to go and i start to turn left, but THEN, this DOUCHEBAG runs a FREAKING red light and ALMOST HITS ME!!!!

Luckily i stopped immediately, and he swerved to the right.
GAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

I could've died!!! HE could've died!!! WE BOTH COULD'VE DIED!!! Right after that i suddenly felt very cold, like death's hand was right on my shoulder...
I don't think i'll sleep tonight....]]> Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:16:26 -0500


I drew it all by hand on paper with pencil and inked it with a black pen, scanned it into my computer and colored it, edited it, and scored it with garageband.

hope you like!
]]> Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:11:28 -0500 here, because they rejected it for being to pixely.

But whenever i go to look at my design, there's no picture!!!
Here, look for yourself:
Submission version
WTF?! I just pushed the newest version of my critique into the running!!!!
What happened!
Oh man, it's going to get rejected again.....
D: D: D:]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:51:16 -0500 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:39:31 -0500 Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:02:34 -0500
no one likes my ideas for tees!!!
I suck times NINE THOUSAANDD!!

the best I evar get is "needs work," but no one ever says why!!!
AM I THAT REPULSIVE?!
*looks in mirror*
GASP! I IZ!!
O NOEZ!!]]> Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:35:37 -0500 i'm trent, i'm 17 years old, and i love art.
I really want to be an animator when i get older, make cartoons and/or comics. But i also like to design things. Hence the reason i'm here. at threadless.

you can check out some of my other pics/ideas at my DA:
http://thelastmagician.deviantart.com/

AND you can check out my vlog/animations at:
http://www.youtube.com/user/thelastmagician

that's it for now. hope you like my stuff at those sites and i hope i can make some cool t-shirt designs here. see ya!]]>