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Moshi








Satomi




Moshmosh






Pepe]]> Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:06:48 -0500

Big Ideas (Don't get any) from 1030 on Vimeo.


instruments used:
Sinclair ZX Spectrum - Guitars (rhythm & lead)
Epson LX-81 Dot Matrix Printer - Drums
HP Scanjet 3c - Bass Guitar
Hard Drive array - Act as a collection of bad speakers - Vocals & FX

read more about the project]]> Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:17:34 -0500
Hello diary,

Its 3:35 AM, I just got back from the emergency room. So it turns out that I have Bells Palsy. The right side of my face is now completely paralyzed, I cant close my right eye at all. My smile is lopsided and my jaws feel swollen. I had a mild breakdown earlier at home because I thought I was having a stroke. The doctor said that my face will remain this way for a week or two, but I really don't mind too much, I was just relieved to hear that it wasn't permanent. hooray.

I jazzed up my eye patch for you ladies ( I have to wear it to prevent my lookin' balls from drying up)



My treatment includes multiple steroid shots, which I'm excited for. This will totally bring me closer to being a part of American Gladiators. Can't wait to work out. I'm still trying to think of a tough nickname, any suggestions?

some ideas:
Hjordanator
Death Crêpe

Your input will be greatly appreciated. Please help me become an American Gladiator. Please.


Love always,






]]> Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:49:43 -0500 Thank you sir or m'am for making it rain on me. You make my belly regions feel warm and fuzzy. And now, I shall shoppe till I droppe.

To the batmobile!


Love always,
Michael Hjordan]]> Sun, 01 Jun 2008 18:09:40 -0500 hotchickswithdouchebags.com









































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There's a great 5-part documentary on Gorgoroth at vbs.com that you might like. I just watched it last night and thought that it was very well done. I have to say that Ghaal scared the shit out of me. I don't want to give too much away, but I suggest you watch it to the very end.

vbs.com ]]> Sat, 31 May 2008 15:56:49 -0500
view projecthere.


love always,
Michael Hjordan]]> Fri, 30 May 2008 17:58:03 -0500 hamsterdaylewis (at)yahoo.com

Hey, kids!

One of these things is not like the other! See if you can figure them all out!

(There's a prize for whoever guesses all 4!!)

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love always,
Michael Hjordan]]> Fri, 30 May 2008 16:15:55 -0500 I made a special website just for it. view here ]]> Thu, 29 May 2008 13:29:26 -0500







































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