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I�ve reached a turning point. Time to get dizzy.

And I tried to resubmit it by typing directly into the text box to see what would happen:

I've reached a turning point. Time to get dizzy.

Instead of telling me it's already been submitted, turns out by retyping the same slogan it went through. Has anyone else had this problem and should I resub my old slogans to make sure the apostrophe is readable? I'm kind of not sure what to do, I want to make sure voters see the apostrophe as I intended. Just wondering though I probably sound like an idiot for this small matter.]]> Wed, 01 Dec 2010 22:37:37 -0600
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My shadow does things when I'm not looking. Shady things.

Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music.

Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep.

According to Science, I matter.

Monocles: All in favor, say eye.

A slacker's work is never done.



Slogans Up for Vote:


09/01/11

-You can't make the cut if you don't have an edge.

-Join the Dark Side. Turn the Lights Off.

-Doodlers never draw a blank.

-Looking on the bright side requires some serious sunglasses.


08/18/11

- Living life to the fullest may require antacid.

-My dream job is one where I won't actually have to wake up.

-My favorite dinosaur is the Thesaurus. It's a word eater.


08/09/11

-Recycling can't handle all of my junk in the trunk.


08/02/11

-Water thinks that I'm full of it.

-I am not a Zombie, just sleep deprived.


07/05/11

-Technology knows where it's app.


06/06/11

-Angry people make the best faces.


06/05/11

-Statistics doesn't believe it when I give 110%


06/04/11

-What Do Sheep Count On to Fall Asleep?


06/03/11

-Carnivorous Plants: Nature's Way of Confusing Vegetarians


06/01/11

-Chess has a checkered past.


04/13/11

-Running Late: The Ultimate Rush.


04/12/11

-Puzzles: May They Rest in Pieces.


04/11/11

-Contradictions are always bittersweet.


04/10/11

-Minimalism. It means everything to me.


04/09/11

-If it weren't for Gravity, I'd be on top of things.


04/08/11

-Why Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Procrastinate Today.


04/07/11

-Every time I go with my gut, I end up near food.


04/06/11

-The pen is way mightier than the sword. It's got the write stuff.


04/05/11

-I'm so good at killing Time, it's almost criminal.


04/04/11

-The internet thinks I rely on technology way too much.


04/03/11

-Diets: The Ultimate Weapons of Mass Destruction.


04/02/11

-Sushi makes me stop, drop, and roll.


04/01/11

-When I have my toast, I'm ready to jam.


03/31/11

-A postcard is worth a thousand miles.


03/30/11

-If it weren't for Gravity, I'd be on Cloud 9.


03/29/11

-I'll keep an eye out for pirates.


03/28/11

-Chemistry is no fun without the element of surprise.


03/27/11

-If a picture = a thousand words; a postcard = thousand miles.


03/26/11

-Art. It helps me leave my mark.


03/25/11

-If you're feeling down in the dumps, recycling helps.


03/24/11

-Postcards are worth a thousand miles.


03/23/11

-Whoever invented Math had problems.


03/22/11

-Time travelers always want their 15 minutes.


03/21/11

-Not really into Claustrophobia.


03/20/11

-Dictionaries know what's the word up.


03/19/11

-Can't work now... must look busy.


03/18/11

-After seeing the glass half empty and half full, I need a drink.


03/17/11

-They say materialism is a good thing, but I don't buy it.


03/16/11

-Everyone has a right to be lazy. I'm exercising mine.


03/15/11

-Not Paying Attention. Please Donate Here.


03/14/11

-I stand out in a crowd. Especially if everyone else is sitting.


03/13/11

-Digital art is ePic.


03/12/11

-I'm not jaded, just ready to rock.


03/11/11

-I'm not in control without my remote.


03/10/11

-Identity thieves just want to be somebody.


03/09/11

-The road less traveled probably still leads to Rome.


03/08/11

-Mimes think outside the invisible box.


03/07/11

-Clocks help me have the time of my life


03/06/11

-I'd have the time of my life if there was a clock around.


03/05/11

-Psychics have your future in the palm of their hand.


03/04/11

-Time makes it really hard to live in the moment.


03/03/11

-Kleptomania: Do You Have What It Takes?


03/02/11

-Stop Hugging Trees. Just Plant Them.


03/01/11

-Chinese takeout woks my world.


02/28/11

-Someday I'll make my mark. And I'll use permanent ink.


02/27/11

-Zombies make me feel so absent minded.


02/26/11

-In Case of Music: Stop. Drop. Rock and Roll.


02/25/11

-I came. I saw. I wrote a postcard


02/24/11

-At the end of the day, it's morning someplace else.


02/23/11

-Sugar makes my attention span short and sweet.


02/22/11

-Video games taught me to fight my own battles.


02/21/11

-Love is in the air, unfortunately so is pollen.


02/20/11

-Exaggeration is the most awesome thing ever.


02/19/11

-Skeptics never give me the benefit of the doubt.


02/18/11

-Sushi. It's always ready to roll.


02/17/11

-Laziness. It's the least I could do.


02/16/11

-Organization really messes with me.


02/15/11

-You Only Live Once. Unless You've Got Mushrooms.


02/14/11

-Reincarnation. The Ultimate Sequel.


02/13/11

-All of my greatest hits involve piñatas.


02/12/11

-I wish adventures paid the bills.


02/11/11

-Junk Food. It's All That and a Bag of Chips.


02/10/11

-Geometry is for squares. And triangles. And circles.


02/09/11

-I'd apply myself more if forms were shorter.


02/08/11

-My greatest hits involve piñatas.


02/07/11

-If everybody's working for the weekend, then I'll just relax.


02/06/11

-Daydreaming. Be Back Soon.


02/05/11

-Reality looks so much easier on tv.


02/04/11

-I'm almost all heart. Some other organs are in here too.


02/03/11

-You can't be a History buff without hitting the books.

-Electricity is all about the shock value

-Life. It's the longest game I've ever played.

-History buffs lift tons of books.


02/02/11

-If you're headed in the right direction you won't be left behind.


02/01/11

-Thor always tries to steal my thunder.

-Non-fiction. Keepin' it real since 1965.


01/30/11

-The ugly truth is pretty accurate.

-Who's down with Gravity?

-Mimes leave me speechless.

-Lifting lots of heavy books turned me into a History buff.

-Live in the Moment. Take the Batteries Out of Your Watch.

-Lazy people don't run away from their problems.

-Minimalism. It's the least I could do.


01/29/11

-Take it easy, just re-gift it.


01/28/11

-Zombies always live like they're dying.


01/28/11

-It might be lonely at the top but the view's great.


01/27/11

-Heavy metal fans are a nickel a dozen.


01/26/11

-Understanding Math is always a +


01/25/11

-Traffic: It doesn't really move me.


01/24/11

-I'm not a hopeless romantic, just a hopeful one.


01/23/11

-Everybody's working for the weekend. Except time travelers.


01/22/11

-One day hovercrafts will make it possible to take the high road.


01/21/11

-Math knows how to divide and conquer.


01/20/11

-Music is such an instrumental part of my life.


01/19/11

-Zombies always prefer brains over brawn.


01/18/11

-I'll take the high road...when I get a hovercraft.


01/17/11

-X is the most extreme letter of them all.


01/16/11

-I fight evil. One cupcake at a time.


01/15/11

-Music: It makes my heart skip a beat.


01/14/11

-My Heart is in the Right Place. (on chest) Somewhere Around Here.


01/13/11

-Remixes: Recycling for Music.


01/12/11

-How exactly does one get saved by a bell?


01/11/11

-I love History but there's no Future in it.


01/10/11

-Chemistry, heat pressure, and time make everything crystal clear.


01/09/11

-The futuristic version of myself is also wearing this shirt.


01/08/11

-Hey Universe, stop stealing my socks.


01/07/11

-Crossword puzzles are for squares.


01/06/11

-Music. It's an instrumental part of my life.


01/05/11

-I don't need a hero, just a sandwich.


01/04/11

-Art. I'm just drawn to it.

-I Need a Hero. (on back) Or At the Very Least, a Sandwich.

-Sudoku, stop trying to trick me into thinking numbers are fun.

-Shake Things Up. Get an Etch-a-Sketch.


01/03/11

-The luck of the draw is a bit sketchy.

-If I was always careful I wouldn't have any good stories to tell.


01/02/11

-Genetics. Billions spent on research and still no unicorn.

-How am I supposed to make money if conterfeiting is illegal?


01/01/11

-I hate wasting Time, but it's so hard to recycle.

-Video games have conditioned me to be suspicious of my boss.

-Lazy people never run away from their problems.


12/31/10

-S'mores make me a happy camper.

-Hey Artists, how about we call it a draw?

-Whenever I do stupid things, I pretend they're experiments.

-Gravity. It's my downfall.


12/30/10

-Lightning. Proof that Nature is epic.


12/29/10

-Statues bust a move when I'm not looking.


12/28/10

-Magicians are always trying to trick me.


12/27/10

-Warning: Graphic Artist. Viewer Discretion is Advised.


12/26/10

-Sculpture wants to bust a move.


12/25/10

-When it comes to cookies, everyone's a monster.


12/24/10

-Caffeine and Sleep: When I don't have one, I need the other.


12/23/10

-My piggy bank knows there are serious consequences if I go broke.


12/22/10

-Trust the Arrows, they always have a point.


12/21/10

-Once upon a time fairy tales had no introduction.


12/20/10

-Way to slow me down fast food.


12/19/10

-Sticks and stones only add insult to injury.


12/18/10

-Express Yourself. Draw Faster.


12/17/10

-Postcards feel so out of place.


12/16/10

-Apocalypse: The original cult classic.


12/15/10

-Meteorites give me that starstruck feeling.


12/14/10

-If at first you don't succeed. Fail, fail, and try again.

-Due to Gravity, the sky's literally the limit.


12/13/10

-Calligraphy. Because bad handwriting should look fancy.


12/12/10

-Words are the highlight of my day.


12/11/10

-Traffic. It drives me crazy.


12/10/10

-Postcards make me feel out of place.


12/09/10

-What floats your boat sinks my battleship.


12/08/10

-Cubism = Art3


12/07/10

-Someday I'll understand Physics. It's only a matter of time.


12/06/10

-Team Ridiculous.

-Poets hate it when life gives them oranges.


12/05/10

-Enlightenment only happens during the day.



12/04/10

-Security's the bomb.

-Earth. It's my sphere of influence.

-I'm not lazy, I just prioritize better than most.



12/03/10

-Escalators. It's how I rise to the occasion.

-History: Yesterday's events, tomorrow's exam.



12/02/10

-Dinosaurs taught me not to space out.


12/01/10

-Don't Settle. Be a Pioneer.

-If you cut too many corners you'll go in circles.

-I blame Gravity for my lack of a hovercraft.

-404: To err is human, to error computer. ]]> Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:28:53 -0500
I’d like to see the voting page broken down into 2 pages, 1 page for voting on new slogans submitted that day and another page for voting on slogans that are still in the running. The reason is that there are some great older slogans that get overlooked and if someone is so inclined to vote, let them vote on new and perhaps older slogans. It’s harder for older slogans to get circulated and voted upon so if there was a way to put these back to the attention of voters that’d be awesome.

I’d also like to see a way to search through older slogans based on like a tagging system from the words so that I can know if I’m treading to close to another’s slogan. A Google search is helpful but it’s hard to search on Threadless for slogans and sometimes sloganeers come up with 2 slogans that are really similar on accident. I think a search would be helpful to avoid that.

Here are some other ideas but I realize that they are just pipe dreams:

I’d really like it if those who have a lot of slogan prints such as FRICKINAWESOME, PuppetMeat, Bio-bot 9000, martiandrivein, rossmat8, etc could choose a slogan to be printed, sort of like an alumni pick.

I’d also kind of like a random week of double slogan prints or alternating between reprints and new prints.

So yea * keeping fingers crossed* Any other thoughts or comments out there?

More ideas to add!

The ability to sort your slogan page based on date, scores, or perhaps even customizable.

An official loves competition for slogans, Brightwood's slogan swap show us that there's a lot of visual potential for slogans when pared with the right designer and with community support.

Spellchecker on the submission page would be most excellent.

Permalinks to the slogan page with active slogans is an excellent suggestion.

Ensuring no slogan is a bumper sticker or copy is always important. Personally, I think this is a little more the honor system with sloganeers but when things are about to print it's important that they are original and good to keep that in mind.

Create a way to delete multiple slogans at once!

Updated: I think Ross's blog also has some excellent points about maybe reducing the cost to $10 for typetees

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]]> Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:48:54 -0600 New Year, New Slogan Blog

My 365 Blog Year 3

So I've decided to keep going on the slogan challenge and see what happens. Feel free to comment, vote, and enjoy.

Favorites:

My shadow does things when I'm not looking. Shady things.

Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music.

Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep.

According to Science, I matter.

Monocles: All in favor, say eye.


365 Up for Vote:


11/27/10

-I'm no wizard, but I can still cast a shadow.

-I don't just wait in lines, I read in between them.

-Once upon a time stuff happened. Then, History repeated itself.

-I found the missing link. It's buried in the internet.

-Keyboards know my type.

-Zombies have larger than death personalities.



11/26/10

-When there's pollution, there's no excitement in the air.


11/25/10

-Sometimes even tea just isn�t my cup of tea.

-Fibonacci was on a downward spiral.

-Water thinks I�m full of it.

-Question Authority, Just Not Mine.


11/24/10

-Walking a mile in someone else's shoes made me reboot my life.


11/23/10

-I don�t wear my heart on my sleeve. I post it online.


11/22/10

-I�m not oblivious, I just like to be constantly surprised.


11/21/10

-Party animals dance on the wild side.


11/20/10

-Stars are very dangerous, especially the kind from ninajs.


11/19/10

-Antarctica. It�s where all the cool stuff is.


11/18/10

-I can�t do slow motion without epic music.



11/17/10

-Velocity brings me up to speed.

-If you think I�m morbid, you�re dead wrong.


11/16/10

-The best things in life are free. They're called samples.


11/15/10

-Escalators take things step by step.


11/14/10

-The road less traveled is where I got lost.


11/13/10

-I tried to suspend my disbelief, but it keeps falling down.


11/12/10

-Echoes always have to have the last word.


11/11/10

-Inertia makes it hard to bust a move.


11/10/10

-I hear the internet has connections.


11/09/10

-Shooting stars are very dangerous, especially from ninajs.


11/08/10

-Wishful thinking should get me a fountain and some coins.


11/07/10

-Mountains usually peak somewhere above sea level.


11/06/10

-Mornings shouldn�t be a cause for alarm


11/05/10

-A little bird told me some stuff I already read on the internet.


11/04/10

-Tomorrow makes everything seem like it was yesterday.


11/03/10

-To be fair, I�d be grouchy too if I lived in a trash can.


11/02/10

-Gravity is Architecture�s arch enemy.

-Solid, liquid, gas, and plasma. Nothing else matters.


11/01/10

-Momentum: Anything Goes.


10/30/10

-S'mores. They make me a happy camper.


10/29/10

-Cubism is often back to square one.


10/28/10

-The Internet. Just Have @ It.


10/27/10

-Mimes aren't really great figures of speech.


10/26/10

-With Momentum, Anything Goes.



10/25/10

-It's really hard to look on the bright side when the power's out.



10/24/10

-Geometry easily gets all bent out of shape.



10/23/10

-Creativity. It's what you make of it.


10/22/10

-Vampires are so cryptic.

-I�d much rather crowd surf than do the wave.


10/21/10

-My dream of creating an etch- a-sketch masterpiece is unshakable.



10/20/10

-I�m not that into claustrophobia.


10/19/10

-Puppets just want to hold your hand.


10/18/10

-Drawing a blank is the direct result of doodling in invisible ink


10/17/10

-I�m not sure how to make small talk so let�s just whisper.


10/16/10

- If aliens exist, they�ll find most of us are very down to earth.


10/15/10

-Technically I'm not sleeping in if my day begins at noon.


10/14/10

-It's way easier to look on the bright side during the day.


10/13/10

-Ninjas. They're the strong, silent type.


10/12/10

-There's a song about a yellow submarine that floats my boat.

-When Artists call it a draw, everyone wins.


10/11/10

-With Yoga, there�s always a twist.

-There's no room for error. It can go in storage.


10/10/10

-Do the right thing. Go in another direction.

-Shoot for the stars. It's the best defense against alien invaders


10/09/10

-Reincarnation: The ultimate comeback.

-Words to Live By: I'm Not Dead Yet.


10/08/10

-Clocks know how to have a good time.

-Neurons help me make up my mind.


10/07/10

-Warning: Artist on the loose. May contain graphic material.


10/06/10

-Drum rolls: The soundtrack of anticipation.


10/05/10

-Brainstorms always steal my thunder.


10/04/10

-Volcanoes: The original hot mess.


10/03/10

-Bears and Penguins. Polar Opposites.


10/02/10

-I never ask for directions when I'm lost in thought.


10/01/10

-Art� = Cubism


09/30/10

-Electrons. They�re the ones in charge.

-Birds and butterflies know how to wing it.

-Don�t be Chicken but don�t be Cocky either.


09/29/10

-Dancing. I do it for kicks.

-I need more direction in life. And a compass.


09/28/10

-Cubism: It�s Art� (squared)

-Smart = solving a Rubik's cube Genius = peeling the stickers off


09/27/10

-Made with love�in China.


09/26/10

-Shooting Stars: 75% Iron 15% Nickel 10% Wishes.

-All Hail Meteorology.


09/25/10

-Clocks always tick me off when I'm on a deadline.

-There's no room for error. Put it in storage.


09/24/10

-Dream big. Sleep with a magnifying glass.

-Sheep. The only imaginary animals I can count on.


09/23/10

-With great power comes great big batteries.

-I'm not sleeping, I'm keeping the dream alive.


09/22/10

-Even Cookie Monster hates the cookies from the internet.


09/21/10

-It's time to get all fired up. It's time for s'mores.


09/20/10

-Trains should know how to conduct themselves in public.


09/19/10

-Join the Dark Side. Don't Pay Your Electric Bill.

-Science. It's no laughing matter.


09/18/10

-Impressionism: Art on the Gogh.


09/17/10

-My shadow will always stand by me. Unless it's dark or something.

-Actions speak louder than words. Enough said, let�s dance.


09/16/10

-When camping, less is s�more.

-Brownie points only work if they're edible.


09/15/10

-In a food fight, stick with sushi. It'll roll with the punches.


09/14/10

-Minimalism. Who could ask for more?

-Mind/Matter is just a fraction of my mental powers.


09/13/10

-Levitation is my pick me up.

-Competition: I'm in it to win it.


09/12/10

-Crowd surfing: It's my pick me up.


09/11/10

-Optimism. It's all good.


09/10/10

-Imagination: The original entertainment system.


09/09/10

-Inner drive. It moves me.


09/08/10

-You can't beat Music.


09/07/10

-If you don't seize the day, Customs will.


09/06/10

-Numbers, I know I can count on you.


09/05/10

-Murphy wants to know; what's the worst that could happen?


09/04/10

-Astronomy leaves me feeling starstruck.


09/03/10

-A round of applause always makes me dizzy.

-Hey Gravity, it's about to go down.

-Meteorites always leave me feeling starstruck.


09/02/10

-Shake Things Up. Find a Drive-Thru.

-Hey Zombies, you're dead to me.


09/01/10

-If you don't seize the day, Time will.


08/31/10

-Time travelers party like it's 1999.


08/30/10

-Vampires are dead to me.


08/29/10

-You don't have to be sharp to have a point.


08/28/10

-Jamming with friends. It's a grape thing.


08/27/10

-Don't believe conspiracy theories. That's what they want.


08/26/10

-Even if you catch an artist off guard they're still avant-garded.


08/25/10

-Dueling artist always say: Avant-garde


08/24/10

-Come on Destruction, give me a lucky break.


08/23/10

-Heart warming stories are nice but I'd rather have a hot tub.


08/22/10

-All's fair in love and carnival games.


08/21/10

-Play lots of games, it'll help you achieve goals.


08/20/10

-Gravity: It makes everything fall into place.


08/19/10

-All's fair in love and video games.


08/18/10

-Give Destruction a break. It's tired.


08/17/10

-What's your type?(each letter in different fonts)


08/16/10

-To challenge an artist to a duel, just say: Avant-garde!


08/15/10

-Video games taught me to work for a bonus.


08/14/10

-Off-hand I'm not sure how to do palm reading.


08/13/10

-Revenge is sweet and best served cold, like ice scream.


08/12/10

-Technically the Earth's not really that hardcore.


08/11/10

-It's okay to have butterflies in your stomach. Extra protein.


08/10/10

-There's never a dull moment when I waste time.


08/09/10

-Rocks work best when kickin it old, old school.


08/08/10

-Computers Totally Byte.


08/07/10

- Some of my favorite moments happen when I waste time.


08/06/10

-Elevators pick me up when I'm feeling down.


08/05/10

-Real ninjas are named after Renaissance painters and eat pizza.


08/04/10

-Geometry wants me to get in shape.


08/03/10

-The grass is always greener on the nuclear side.


08/02/10

-I wish my TV was psychic so I could channel cable.

-No guts, no story.


08/01/10

-Money can't buy happiness, but you can get a lot of bubble wrap.

-Not all who wander are lost, some are just bored.

-Live by the sword. Right next door to the shield.


07/31/10

-Waiting: Punishment for killing Time.

-When there's no electricity, Technology isn't very empowering.

-Mysteries just don't know when to take a hint.


07/30/10

-I know just enough pig latin to bring home the bacon.

-Knights in shining armor reflect a lot.

-Reincarnation helps me recycle all that time I wasted.


07/29/10

-Scientists take matter into their own hands.


07/28/10

-If it wasn't for Time, I'd have a lot more stuff done by now.


07/27/10

-Break the mold. Scrub a lot.


07/26/10

-Poetic Justice: Making Everything Write.


07/25/10

- Break the mold. Scrub a lot.


07/24/10

-Poetic Justice: Making Everything Write.


07/23/10

-Artists always get themselves into some sketchy situations.


07/22/10

-Trampolines: One small step for man, one giant leap for everyone.


07/21/10

-I let my cells do the micro-managing.


07/20/10

-Postcards: Making you wish you were someplace else right now.


07/19/10

-I work well under pressure. Atmospheric pressure.


07/18/10

-Nonsense: Makes perfect sense to me.


07/17/10

-Theater needs to get its act together.


07/16/10

-Music is convinced we all live in a yellow submarine.


07/15/10

-I�ve never heard the call of the wild but I get the texts.


07/14/10

-The Apocalypse: It's a cult classic.


07/13/10

-Panic: Just as effective as coffee, only way cheaper.


07/12/10

-Sudoku, your days of captivating me with puzzles are numbered.


07/11/10

-I�ll remember everything you say, as long as it�s useless info.


07/10/10

-Puzzles. May they rest in pieces.


07/09/10

-Momentum: Move it or lose it.


07/08/10

-What I lack in common sense, I make up for in crazy stories.


07/07/10

-If I'm rubber and you're glue, we have quite an identity crisis.


07/06/10

-Other motorists drive me crazy.


07/05/10

-Human anatomy makes it impossible to have a heart to heart talk.


07/04/10

-Zombies and werewolves agree. Vampires suck.


07/03/10

-Finishing a puzzle is quite a pi�ce de r�sistance.


07/02/10

-Who's up for defying gravity?


07/01/10

-There were a lot of pros and khans to the Mongol Empire.


06/30/10

-It's hard not to get carried away when crowd surfing.


06/29/10

-I�d walk a mile for a Metrics conversion chart.


06/28/10

-When Time flies, I feel jet lagged.


06/27/10

-Claustrophobics are always the first to think outside the box.


06/26/10

-Sleep will make everything better. Works like a dream.


06/25/10

-A question mark turns any sentence into a rhetorical question?


06/24/10

-I speak accents. Fluently.


06/23/10

-Claustrophobia makes me feel out of it.


06/22/10

-Equations make calculating circumference is as easy as pi.


06/21/10

-Artists Never Make To Do Lists. They Make To Doodle Lists.


06/20/10

-I've got a lot of nerve. Seriously, I've got about a billion.


06/19/10

-Caffeine and I have great chemistry together.


06/18/10

-Physics does not approve of mind over matter.


06/17/10

-Gravity. The Force will be with you, always.


06/16/10

-I'm not messy, I'm just making sure there's no room for error.


06/15/10

-Technology should not be left to its own devices.


06/14/10

-Without Arrows, what's the point?


06/13/10

-Comic books taught me that action heroes speak louder than words.


06/12/10

-The grass is always greener on the radioactive side.


06/11/10

-Be Bold. Type in a Thicker Font.


06/10/10

-Make believe, not war. Dragons are way cooler than tanks.


06/09/10

-I don't take things for granted, I just borrow them.


06/08/10

-Lava totally goes with the flow.


06/07/10

-Please make things crystal clear. I like shiny objects.


06/06/10

-There's something to be said about words.


06/05/10

-Elevators always give me a lift when I'm feeling down.


06/04/10

-Skeletons have a lot of bones to pick.


06/03/10

-Exhibitionists love museums.


06/02/10

-What good is science if I can�t have superpowers?


06/01/10

-Technology is quick to point out who�s in charge.


05/31/10

-The Egyptian empire crumbled due to pyramid schemes.


05/30/10

-After all the debate, I find Global Warming anti-climactic.


05/29/10

-Even if it's a moon, I still think the world of Pluto.


05/28/10

-Money can totally buy happiness, you can get a lot of bubblewrap.


05/27/10

-Downhill: Where the good times roll.


05/26/10

-The key to success is unlocking your inner locksmith.


05/25/10

-Taking it easy was great, until I had to give it back.


05/24/10

-My daydreams tend to have a sunny outlook.


05/23/10

-You definitely need a level head to play video games.


05/22/10

-Video games: Helping nerds score since 1958.


05/21/10

-Crash courses make it pretty painful to hit the books.


05/20/10

-A slacker's work is never done.


05/19/10

-I'll give anything a shot. I aim to please.


05/18/10

-Having a poker face doesn't mean jack.

-Home, Tweet Home.


05/17/10

-Yawns are my cue to daydream.


05/16/10

-Luck of the draw was not quite how I pictured it.

-It's time to move on History, stop living in the past.


05/15/10

-A picture is worth a thousand pixels.

-Envy. The emotional way to go green.


05/14/10

-There are reasons not to procrastinate. I'll think of them later.

-I don�t want to know the future, I just want a sneak preview.


05/13/10

-Arachnophobia has kept me away from the web.

-If you don't pay attention it'll take its toll.

-Escape artists never get into trouble.


05/12/10

-Retracing my steps sent me back to the drawing board.

-Life�s no fair, it�s more of a circus really.


05/11/10

-The fax machine is always trying to copy me.

-Every time I quit art, it draws me back in.

-Artists know how to canvas the scene.


05/10/10

-Bar graphs would be way more awesome in candy form.


05/09/10

-Video games. That's how I'll settle the score.


05/08/10

-In a parallel universe Geometry is really exciting.


05/07/10

-By a show of hands, who likes sock puppets?


05/06/10

-To err is human, to error machine.


05/05/10

-Life's full of surprises; and sharks.


05/04/10

-There's a fine line between bungee jumping and falling.


05/03/10

-The road less traveled is the one I can't find.


05/02/10

-Look on the bright side, all the kids with sunglasses are.


05/01/10

-Running with scissors helps me make short cuts.


04/30/10

-If global warming was a hoax, it'd be really uncool.


04/29/10

-Foolish Bear, only rain can prevent forest fires.


04/28/10

-Doodles: Blueprints For Greatness.


04/27/10

-Smurfs think it's impossible to go green.


04/26/10

-Acupunturists always have a point.


04/25/10

-Magic. It's really, really not rocket science.


04/24/10

-Minimalism thinks less is more.


04/23/10

-Nothing's official without a clipboard.


04/22/10

-Blood runs thicker than water, so Vampires need a big straw.

-It puzzles me why Sudoku is fun but Math isn�t.


04/21/10

-Contradictions are so bittersweet.

-I�m no poser, I just want to see how I�d look as a statue.

-Somehow my imaginary friends are addicted to reality t.v


04/20/10

-I dig traveling to China.

-Tree hugging is not as environmentally friendly as you think.

-I�m not bulletproof, but I took a shot at it.

-I�m not from the future, just ahead of my time.


04/19/10

-I�m not from the future, I�m just ahead of my time.

-If you only live once why are there so many Elvis impersonators?


04/18/10

-Aluminum has no foil; except itself.

-Momentum�s nice and all, but it's coffee that keeps me going.


04/17/10

-The pen is mightier than the sword. I fight boredom with doodles.


04/16/10

-Gamers know how to save the world; one button at a time.


04/15/10

-I wish I could travel back in time so I could predict the future.


04/14/10

-It's a small world, until the remote goes missing.


04/13/10

-Fairytales are always so Grimm.

-I'm too impatient to be on any waiting list.

-Music offers me some sound advice whenever I need it.

-When identity thieves get clumsy, they drop names a lot.

-It just dawned on me, the Sun is really bright in the morning.


04/12/10

-Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep.

-Going against the grain is tricky when you're stuck in a field.


04/11/10

-Physics is all about appealing to the masses.

-Carrots didn�t help my vision, they poked my eye out.

-There�s a fine line between tightrope walking and free falling.

-If we play charades, I'm recruiting Mimes for my team.


04/10/10

-Earth. It has a certain atmosphere to it.

-Just avoid clich�s like the plague.

-Yoga: Sanskrit for pretzel.

-Ignorance is bliss, but I could be wrong about that.

-Failure is not an option unless it's a multiple choice question.

-Nonfiction. The only thing that�s actually keepin it real.

-I study, therefore I cram.

-Having a positive attitude is always a plus.


04/09/10

-Whenever I get hurt, Momentum tells me to walk it off.

-Levitation only got my hopes up.

-Procrastination is something I have to work on�later.

-I use long, fancy words to balance out stupid questions.

-Crop circles are just doodles that go against the grain.


04/08/10

-Even slackers are working for the weekend.

-Conformity. It�s like a rebellion against rebelling.


04/07/10

-I'd never ever exaggerate in a billion years.

-Crop circles are just doodles that go against the grain.


04/06/10

-All roads lead me to roam.

-All that glitters is not gold, often it really is just glitter.

-Action movies speak louder than subtitles.

-Running with scissors; it's how I cut to the chase.

-Turns out, applying myself requires a lot of forms.

-Express yourself. Get moving.

-Going against the grain got me lost in the middle of a field.

-I got lost on the road less traveled.


04/05/10

-Geographers think the world of me.

-Telescopes helped me change my point of view.

-Opportunity knocked on my door to sell me some cookies.

-Pancakes never waffle on decisions.


04/04/10

-I�m trying to find the meaning of life, but it�s great at hiding.

-Plagiarism sucks but don�t take my word for it.

-Dictionaries always have to have the last word.


04/03/10

-Ninjas are always giving me the silent treatment.

-Going against the grain is how I got lost in a field.

-I�m not sleepwalking, I�m following my dreams.

-Escape artists like an open door policy.

-Don�t push tough luck. It will push back.


04/02/10

-Going against the grain got me lost in a field.


04/01/10

-I pushed my luck. It totally deserved it.

-(left shoulder) Chip (right shoulder) Salsa

-When hippies go crazy, things can get psychodelic.


03/31/10

-Taking everything with a grain of salt made me thirsty.

-A stairway to heaven is useless without a slinky.


03/30/10


-Cloning myself is the scientific way to spread the awesomeness.

-Don�t capture my imagination. I need that.


03/29/10

-Linguistically speaking, I�m fluent in accents.

-Only birds should tweet.


03/28/10

-100% Pure Daydreamer. Not From Concentrate.


03/27/10

-I wish I could organize the space in my head like Tetris.


03/26/10

-Ignorance was bliss, until I was challenged to a game of trivia.


03/25/10

-Gravity gives me a lot of down time.


03/24/10

-Becoming a stunt double requires a lot of crash courses.


03/23/10

-Limbo sets the bar pretty low.


03/22/10

-(glow ink) Night owl. (UV ink) Early bird.


03/21/10

-I don't want immortality, just a little overtime.


03/20/10

-Spiders only date on the web.


03/19/10

-Daydreamer. Not from Concentrate.


03/18/10

-Insomnia is my worst nightmare.


03/17/10

-Mimes makes the best silent partners.


03/16/10

-100% Daydreamer. Not From Concentrate.


03/15/10

-I do knot like it when my hands are tied.


03/14/10

-I�m not Spying, just honing my observational skills.

-When all else fails, blame Technology.


03/13/10

-Inertia is never a drag.

-Steamrollers are all about flattery.


03/12/10

-Pi�atas are always getting hit on.

-When I met the internet, there was this instant connection.


03/11/10

-Actors tend to make a scene.

-No news is good news, unless you�re a reporter.


03/10/10

-Repercussions would be way more epic with a drum roll.


03/09/10

-I�m sure your humble pie is better.

-Matter always finds something to object.


03/08/10

-Fireflies: The pyromaniacs of the insect world.

-Calculators just want your number.


03/07/10

-Cubism makes me feel like such a square.


03/06/10

-Wearing a giant clock ensures I arrive in a timely fashion.

-I support Astronomy. I stare out into space all the time.

-Often, I get this sinking feeling. Quicksand just makes it worse.


03/05/10

-Minerals: Making everything crystal clear.

-Every day, innocent paintings get framed.


03/04/10

-I�m fluent in accents.


03/03/10

-(on back) Please Don't Kick Me.

-Philosophy isn't sure I exist.


03/02/10

-Onions. Reminding everyone it's okay to cry.

-Piggy banks think breaking up is really hard to do.


03/01/10

-I don�t have a photographic memory yet. It�s still developing.

-Germs are revolting. They have tiny pitchforks and torches.


02/28/10

-Germs are revolting. They have tiny pitchforks and torches.

-When Time flies, somehow I get jet lag.


02/27/10

-Traffic jams may not get me very far, but they drive me crazy.

-Give vaccines a shot.


02/26/10

-This shirt is under construction. Coming soon, long-sleeves.

-Limbo wants me to lower my expectations.


02/25/10

-Chopsticks are essential for tableside drumming.

-It's hard to be edgy when you're carrying a lightsaber.


02/24/10

-Verbs. They�re On My To-Do List.

-My theme music is still in the works. For now, applause will do.


02/23/10

-Parentheses and semicolons make me feel happy :) and sad :(

-I dig buried treasure but I'd rather find it just lying around.


02/22/10

-Don�t worry Bigfoot; no one can fill your shoes.

-Punctuation helps me express my emotions ;)


02/21/10

-I can�t speak another language, but I�m fluent in accents.

-Accents: The lazy way to speak another language.

-Pirates would rather hunt for treasure than for a job.


02/20/10

-Buried Treasure: Something Everyone Can Dig.

-Momentum. Something to look forward to.

-Sometimes, air conditioners just need to vent.


02/19/10

-Don't mess with me robots. I know how to push your buttons.

-Video games always know the score.


02/18/10

-Rainbows always get caught red handed but can't tell white lies.

-Only air conditioners understand my need to vent.


02/17/10

-Off the top of my head, I believe I'm wearing a hat.


02/16/10

-Even if they patch things up, Pirates never get off the hook.


02/15/10

-It's easy to mess with Robots. Just push a few buttons.


02/14/10

-When I'm flat broke I can't afford 3D special effects.


02/13/10

-Give everything your all, except Minimalism.


02/12/10

-I tried to imagine what a black hole would be like. It sucked.

-I always get the last word in. Word.


02/11/10

-I hug trees. I'll admit, it's kind of a sappy thing.

-Balloonists know how to live it up.


02/10/10

-Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up.

-Statues are just posers.


02/09/10

-History, can't we just get past this?


02/08/10

-Facts just aren�t creative enough to be Fiction.


02/07/10

-Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up.


02/06/10

-Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up.


02/05/10

-Let the good times role. Play RPG games.


02/04/10

-Doodlers never know where to draw the line.


02/03/10

-Sound: It's echo friendly.


02/02/10

-I�m not lazy; I�m secretly a robot recharging my batteries.

-My theme song is an instrumental called, �Applause.�


02/01/10

-Birds of a feather, wing it together.


01/31/10

-Once I master Levitation, I�m going to live it up.


01/30/10

-Sound has yet to go green, but it's echo friendly.


01/29/10

-The Kraken does favors based on squid pro quo.


01/28/10

-Nordic people know how to Finnish projects.


01/27/10

-Black holes are insecure. It's cause they suck at everything.


01/26/10

-I had a lot of potential, but I bartered it for cookies.


01/25/10

-I only get fired up over s'mores.


01/24/10

-Burning questions are a fire hazard.


01/23/10

-Zombies with dyslexia only eat Brians.


01/22/10

-With Mimes, I can never tell if the silence is awkward.


01/21/10

-Echoes: Nature's way of giving you a stutter.


01/20/10

-Don�t debate a porcupine. Right or wrong, it always has a point.


01/19/10

-Despite my nerves of steel, I�m afraid of rust.


01/18/10

-Coloring helps me memorize my lines.


01/17/10

-Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music.

-Nothing�s written in stone. It�s chiseled.


01/16/10

-Levitation. It�s my pick-me-up.

-When static electricity builds up, I get clingy.


01/15/10

-Live like there�s no tomorrow. Australia hasn�t confirmed it yet.

-Isn�t any fall, a fall from grace?


01/14/10

-When static electricity builds up, I get clingy.

-I�m making a comeback, as soon as I find the instruction manual.


01/13/10

-Zzz�s are the dreamiest letter of the alphabet.

-Staying up all night requires coffee and a ladder.


01/12/10

-If at first you don�t succeed, pretend the next try is the first.

-I�ve got nothing to lose. Seriously, it keeps following me.


01/11/10

-Math. Always there when it counts.

-If finders keepers actually applied, I�d be out exploring.


01/10/10

-I swallowed my pride... and that�s when the hiccups started.

-Screw Folgers, I go to Java to get my caffenine fix.

-I can always count on sheep to give me nightmares about Math.

-Cookie dough is also an acceptable form of currency.


01/09/10

-I�m in love with Technology, we just click.

-Reincarnation: The mystical way to recycle.

-My undercover training comes from playing I Spy.


01/08/10

-Hey monsters under my bed, here�s a vacuum. Hint, hint.

-My photographic memory has yet to go digital.

-RPG: That's how I role.


01/07/10

-Repetition Repetition Gives Gives Me Me An An Echo Echo Echo.

-Hey think outside the box, I�m trying to build a fort in here.


01/06/10

-Owls just don't give a hoot.

-I've got to hand it to those who high five ambidextrously.

-Pushing the envelope is easier than going postal.


01/05/10

-Claustrophobics never get inside jokes.

-Science fiction. The smarter way to make believe.

-Think outside the box. I�m trying to build a fort here.


01/04/10

-Hey Vowels, IOU.

-Swords aren't conversation pieces, but they always have a point.

-Revolution. It's what really makes the world go round.


01/03/10

-The Metric System. It Rules.

-Levitation. I'm up for it.


01/02/10

-Architecture. Making sure there's always room for one more.

-Psychology keeps me Jung at heart.

-The Hokey Pokey. It's all about turning things around.


01/01/10

-I�d push the envelope, but I need someone�s stamp of approval.

-I�ve got a lot of nerve, but it's all in vein.

-Cleaning a messy room is almost like exploring a new frontier.


12/31/09

-It's not just the thought that counts. Telepathy's a crummy gift.

-When it comes to Prime numbers, I plead the 5th.

-Numerology: Math's hippie cousin.


12/30/09

-Unlike Squares, Circles know how to cut corners.

-Trespassers will be shot. Zombies will be shot again and again.

-When 8 falls asleep, it seems like infinity.


12/29/09

-Scissors. How else would I cut my losses?

-Hmm Infinity huh? Clever disguise 8.

-Pop culture is rather fizzy.


12/28/09

-Black holes can suck it.

-I�m not pushing my Luck, just gently coercing its cooperation.

-Time is money, which is why I'm pawning my watch.


12/27/09

-Levitation helps me rise above it all.

-The recipe for success was not meant for my Easy-Bake oven.


12/26/09

-Prisms: Putting evil Rainbows in their place.

-Bubble wrap is my main squeeze.


12/25/09

-Technology will save the world. One video game at a time.

-I was going to step up my efforts, but then I found an elevator.


12/24/09

-Exaggeration: Making things awesome since the beginning of time.

-I should learn from my mistakes, but they're terrible teachers.


12/23/09

-Breakfast keeps it cereal.

-Sugar fiends always put a hit out on Pi�atas.


12/22/09

-Really, really loud music does not give you sound judgement.

-Whenever I flip out, it's not very acrobatic.


12/21/09

-Throwing a Party? Please Aim Here.

-The best way to kill Time is to wait until it�s bored to death.

-Without fancy words, Philosophy just sounds silly.


12/20/09

-Sunsets are my cue to exit dramatically.

-You can wish upon a star. I'm submitting requests to a supernova.

-Photography just focuses on the negative.


12/19/09

-I�m so cutting edge I don�t even need scissors.

-Geodes make everything crystal clear.


12/18/09

-Hoodies make me one pocket closer to being a kangaroo.

-Don�t label people. Stickers always peel off.

-When Giraffes race, it's always neck-and-neck.


12/17/09

-It�s only a game, until you start winning.

-I can�t take cheesy pickup lines. I�m lactose intolerant.


12/16/09

-In Life, take a Chance. In Monopoly, go for the Community Chest.

-It�s only a game, until you start winning.


12/15/09

-I say please all the time but I have yet to see any Magic.

-Actions speak louder than words. Some letters are silent.


12/14/09

-Smashing clocks. It�s how I take a break from killing time.

-Hoodies make me feel like a Kangaroo. Eyeliner makes me so Emu.



12/13/09

-When things start to slide, it�s time to hit the playground.

-I thought the human race would be going faster by now.

-My signature move is all squiggly.


12/12/09

-I get the impression it�s time to Gogh.

-Word order. �Matters it,� says Yoda.

-Pipe dreams usually give me tunnel vision.


12/11/09

-If the hills were alive, you�d probably hear scary music.

-I live vicariously through Air. People are too dense.

-Luck. Push It Real Good.


12/10/09

-Animal crackers are becoming endangered. Deliciously endangered.

-Blankets help me recover.


12/09/09

-Reading the dictionary is the most defining experience of my life

-The Earth isn�t hardcore enough for me. Too much magma.

-Some people kill time by reading the paper. I smash clocks.


12/08/09

-Snow globes: It�s how I shake things up.

-I�d remember more if my learning curve was on a roller coaster.

-Starry nights: My favorite dot-to-dot worksheets.

-I didn�t even know what an ellipsis was until�

-The Future may have hovercrafts but History has all the dates.

-Trigonometry. It�s all about the love triangles.

-When throwing a party, aim here.

-Postcards: Making others wish they were somewhere else.


12/07/09

-Speed limits make it difficult for me to express myself.

-Calm down Yoga, don�t get all bent out of shape.

-I don�t have a short attention span just a big-


12/06/09

-Falling flat on my face is how I experience the 2nd dimension.

-Don't let the door hit you on the way out. It wants revenge.

-Dramatic music is my cue to move in slow motion.


12/05/09

-PacMan taught me to avoid ghosts and enjoy the fruits of my labor

-Alligators are always in de Nile.

-Really, the Alphabet is the quickest way to get from A to B.


12/04/09

-Sleepwalking. It�s how I slowly catch up on my dreams.

-Make History. Let 5 Minutes Pass.

-If you only knew the power of the Dark Side you�d turn off more lights.

-Oh snap, rubber bands!

-Deja vu: When History repeats itself with a French accent.

-It�s time to bite the bullet. My teeth are braced for the impact.

-Whenever I slip up it�s either Gravity or Freud�s fault.

-It�s better to pay attention while the interest rate is low.


12/03/09

-The pen may be mightier but swords have an edge.

-Keep an open mind. Imagination needs some air.

-Science always has a matter of fact tone.

-Breaking dancing helps me get a move on.


12/02/09

-I can't have an open mind. My imagination might escape.

-I do my own stunts but I only crash parties.

-I used to build things but now I've blocked it all out.

-My favorite pastime is making History.

-Vikings don�t really row, row, row the boat gently down the lane.


12/01/09

-Poetic Justice: Being sentenced to rhyming a word with orange.

-Actual Bees care more about flowers than spelling.

-Insomniacs make the best shepherds for Mathematical sheep.

-Behold my epic quest to use awe-inspiring words forevermore.

-Nothing comes between you and me. Besides letters. And spacing.

-Sometimes even Vegetarians have butterflies in their stomach.

-Stalkers at least follow-up with people.


11/30/09

-Blame scapegoats. It's their fault the animal kingdom does.

-Momentum keeps asking me, "Why stop there?"

-I don�t mind butterflies in my stomach. Extra protein.

-Stalkers at least follow-up with people.

-Sometimes even Vegetarians have butterflies in their stomach.


11/29/09

-Making a Difference. Some Assembly Required.

-My state of the art doodles look a lot like Idaho.

-Q is useless without you. (highlight u)


11/28/09

-Sleepwalking: Because I get tired from chasing my dreams.

-My moral compass doesn�t work. I blame the Bermuda Triangle.

-When it comes to Boredom, I�m quite the Escape Artist.

-Burning questions are a curious fire hazard.

-Deja vu: When History repeats itself in French.

-The bottom line is one I like to cross.

-Global Warming�s too slow; someone else needs to break the ice.
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The awesome slogans of jess4002]]> Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:33:49 -0600
TimScribble and bryn.rhys

Here are my favorite stand out slogans which I encourage all to vote on and comment or find your own favorite.

TimScribble

Dictionaries know the meaning of life.

bryn.rhys

Time-Traveler Wanted. Hours Flexible.

If you let me know you voted I will put your name on a piece of paper in a hat for a the drawing of a personalized lawn gnome. The pimp blog will go until the 22nd, so on the 23rd I will draw a name and the winner will get a lawn gnome hand painted by me. I will paint whatever the person wants, bear in mind though I’ll be getting the gnome from the hardware store so I can’t radically change all of the features with paint alone. I will also automatically enter the names of the two sloganeers this blog is dedicated to. Sound good?



They think so!!

Currently in the Hat:
-jaywalkergraphics
-TimScribble
-bryn.rhys
-rbthatcher
-jess4002
-squintygirl
-WHITEHOTACTION
-toopersent
-colorfool??(not sure if he voted but we'll give the benefit of the doubt)]]> Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:10:24 -0600